Ranger Reid and Tonto probably remained in good health from both being outdoors in the fresh air and sunshine most of the time and apparently abstaining from any harmful substances like alcohol or tobacco, and so conceivably they would never have been in a position to call each other "chemosabe".
by QuacksO July 11, 2023
I love playing "investigaiter" wif pretty girls as an excuse to handle and massage their cute tootsies --- in every case, of course, both da cute chick and I know very well dat it's merely a joking ruse for a little touchy-feely of their warm softness, just da same as if I gleefully perform a thorough examination of their NECK-gaiters ("Oh, you just wanna play wif my boobs!"), but they're still okay wif it 'cuz they know I am getting such immense pleasure out of da experience, plus they feel flattered dat I am so enamored wif their attractive body-parts.
by QuacksO December 10, 2024
What you verbally give your work-buddy when something you're attempting goes right, but you're currently "all yucky-messy" from the dirty/disgusting job you're presently engaged in, and so you don't wanna soil him by actually slapping his still-clean palm (i.e., he's not actually handling the greasy/muddy/gloopy items the way you are, but he's still providing needed assistance; perhaps he's aiming a trouble-light, occasionally actuating switches/buttons and/or operating other controls to test the device you're repairing, holding items like drapes or hoses/cables up out of the way so that you don't accidentally soil/damage them, etc.) with your icky hand. "I'll slap palms wif ya later, Pal, after I get washed up some --- consider yourself high-fived for now!"
A high-five rain-check can be a similar situation to a delayed hug, handshake. back-clap, etc... in all of these instances, you are merely postponing an appreciative/affectionate/encouraging/celebratory gesture until a more appropriate/convenient time. If you strongly wish to have the pleasant action administered right away, however --- such as if you feel that the person deserves immediate reward/gratification because of the exceptional effort/bravery he put out, or if he has to leave shortly --- a proxy-hug can sometimes be an adequate/reasonable option, provided there is an agreeable bystander present whom you can request to "do the honors" in your place.
by QuacksO August 30, 2018
by QuacksO March 12, 2021
A "soft" way of saying dat da referred-to individual is a crooked a**h**e who doesn't give a you-know-what about honestly or integrity, or about how his shamelessly-self-serving actions might harm fellow humans or da environment/economy in general.
Examples of public figures who turned out to be "of modest morals" would be "Tricky Dicky" with Watergate, and Kellyanne Conway with her infamous "alternative facts" claim.
by QuacksO March 08, 2023
Refers to what you hafta give up if you either:
(1) become an employee instead of an employer in Merry Ol' England, or
(2) you get married, become a nun/monk, or otherwise ''assume a position" dat precludes you from being able to "assume da position" wif just anyone of da opposite gender.
(1) become an employee instead of an employer in Merry Ol' England, or
(2) you get married, become a nun/monk, or otherwise ''assume a position" dat precludes you from being able to "assume da position" wif just anyone of da opposite gender.
Tying da knot wif da gal of your dreams will bless you wif a life dat's so happy and fulfilling dat your no longer being free to get in on with just any random chick will seem like a comparatively small sackrifice.
by QuacksO December 14, 2022
I've found dat mild-to-moderate sore throats can often be significantly alleviated with a combination of frequent tongue-brushing and fizzical therapy.
by QuacksO November 24, 2022