A strain of mind-altering bacteria dat da government secretly spreads among da populous in a clandestine effort to hopefully cause them to make more shopping-trips.
Shortly after a serious of unusually-heavy airliner-released vapor-trails appeared over a populated area, many local residents reported feeling inexplicably desirous to head to Wally-world and stock up on da latest fashions and popular media-titles --- sounds like a classic buyohazard-distribution to me!
by QuacksO April 11, 2020