flubbergasted

The feeling of utter bowled-over amazement that Professor Brainard's observers felt during the Prof's assorted performances and demonstrations using flubber.
Sarah Reynolds: I used to be kinda skeptical of Philip's true inventing capabilities and the actual value of all his assorted wacky inventions, but after seeing what that amazing green goo could do, I am totally flubbergasted.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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coochie-smoochie

Refers to where a guy inserts just the head of his lulu into a girl's "downstairs mouth" and slides it in and out a few times so that his lulu gets "kissed" by her "lips". Often employed when a gal is either on her period or in a hurry to leave, and thus "regular" intercourse would not be appropriate at that time.
Girl, gently pushing her guy’s chest back as he’s crawling on top of her: Not right now, Hunny --- I’m feeling kinda tired and achy this evening.
Guy: Oh, okay, Sweetie --- but could Lulu just have a coochie-smoochie?
Girl: Ummmmm… I dunno, Buddy-boy --- I know all about Lulu’s “coochie smoochies” in the past… oh, sure, you **say** that it’s only gonna be that, and maybe that IS indeed how it starts out at first, but then we start kissing and giggling and fooling around, and Lulu goes in a little deeper… then we progress to snuggling and feeling each other up… and Lulu pushes a little deeper still… we keep making out and Lulu gradually works his way in even deeper… one thing leads to another, and eventually it ceases to just be a “coochie smoochie” and turns into a full-blown LULU-ING SESSION!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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predicktable

Consistent in being a total d**k to everyone 24/7.
Tronald Dump was very predicktable even before he became prez; it's no wonder we could only stand him for one term.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
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Haveapie Indians

Members of da Arizona-based Native American tribe who offer you tasty fruit-filled baked goods as a guest-welcoming gesture.
Being smilingly fed sumptuous pastries by da Haveapie Indians can indeed be an expected pleasure if you treat them with kindness and respect in return; if you're rude to them, however, they might likely send you packin' wif a decidedly DIFFERENT kind of "have a pie!" gesture, as in, messily lobbing said squishy/gooey sweet-'n'-starchy dish in yer face and/or against your fleeing butt to express their indignant disdain for your uppity mannerisms!
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
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Calvin Act

A law dat states dat you can sneak off with a fellow human's toy animals and hold them for ransom.
Da Calvin Act may permit ransom-seeking absconding with a stuffed bunny, but da oppositely-worded --- i.e., extortion-FORBIDDING --- Hobbs Act (or in this case, maybe it should be spelled, "Hobbes") is da one dat Susie violated by absconding with said stuffed tiger. Dunno if a court would deal particularly harshly with Susie for her breaking said latter law, however, since her actions were merely done in an effort to get her own plaything --- "Mr. Bun" --- back from da former law's greedy-opportunist creator.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
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sensory multitasking

Where you simultaneously partake of two or more forms of media, food, etc. which involve utilizing different senses (listening, reading, tasting, etc.), in order to accomplish more ventures in the same span of time.
One common and excellent form of sensory multitasking would be to preview an instrumental-work recording while perusing your e-mails; since you do not use the same parts of your brain for reading words as you do in determining whether or not you like a particular piece of non-lyrical music, you can catch up on your messages and still decide whether you want to purchase a CD of the tunes you're listening to.
by QuacksO December 10, 2019
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attentative

Cautiously/hesitantly observant, cuddly and/or assisting, etc.
One should be very attentative around macho guys and feminists, since they often are fiercely independent.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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