Definitions by QuacksO

oral exam

Refers to where a chick gives yer love-pipe a thorough "inspection" wif her lips and tongue (apparently not being satisfied with just looking at it and checking it out with her hands) to ensure dat it's to her liking prior to letting you put it between her legs.

Another benefit of giving a guy an oral exam is dat you can get him to expend his load right before you offer him your vagina, so dat he'll be freshly "pre-drained" and thus you can skip da yucky condom and gleefully savor da feel of his bare cock rubbing against yer love-tunnel, but won't hafta worry about him releasing any unexpected ejaculations inside of you and getting you pregnant.

oral exam by QuacksO November 23, 2025

faux mas

A social blunder committed by the fairer half of the human race.

It's wrong and unfortunate that females are given more forgiveness and leniency than males --- a faux PAs is generally judged more harshly than a faux MAs.

faux mas by QuacksO November 23, 2025

Aphrodeedee

Da Greek goddess of love who sported huge ta-tas.

Aphrodeedee was said to have had maybe twenty or more children with many different male admirers; one might naturally wonder, therefore, whether her ample chest-pillowz had something to do with said prolific procreation.

Aphrodeedee by QuacksO November 21, 2025

sizemic activity

Refers to how a human's possessing extra-large genitalia can really "shake things up".

Da term "sizemic activity" could also humorously refer to da "ripples and undulations" dat can occur when playing wif an extra-amply-endowed chick's huge jiggly boobies --- one can actually produce "sizeable" wave-patterns in said jello-textured organs when kneading or bouncing them with his hands.

sizemic activity by QuacksO November 20, 2025

resumay

A "here are my job-skills" document dat a job-applicant submits to a company for consideration, but without offering or agreeing to actually perform said types of labor if he gets hired.

If an employment-seeker submits a resuMAY instead of a resuME, he may actually be submitting a "resuYOU" --- i.e., perhaps he'll be expecting fellow employees to perform most of his own job-duties while he just kicks back and sips coffee and scrolls on his phone all day!

resumay by QuacksO November 19, 2025

auspissies

Supportive resources to help you "drain your radiator".

You can "be a real whiz" at "taking a whiz" when you're under da auspissies of herbs like saw palmetto and horsetail.

auspissies by QuacksO November 19, 2025

alphabetical anecdotes

Assorted "A-to-Z" bu**s**t tales supposedly relating past events, such as:
banecdotes: When you got shown da door fer misbehavin'
branecdotes: What da Scarecrow's thinking-organ was composed of
canecdotes: How da clutter of empty food-containers came to exist
clanecdotes: Where yer group of weird-a** "loyal followers" came from
fanecdotes: Same as above, only said dedicated admirers are now also swishing themselves wif pleated-paper breeze-makers :P
Franecdotes: How Miss Fine shocked and/or amused Max's family during her period as a nanny and/or Max's wife
glanecdotes: What one or more luscious-lipped chicks have done wif dat juicy head on yer you-know-what
granecdotes: Assorted goings-on during visits to "Big Ma's house"
klanecdotes: "The Five Orange Pips" and similar stories
LANecdotes: Da occasional service-blackouts and other assorted crap dat you endure regarding yer internet service
manecdotes: Assorted "cool dude" happenings
manicdotes: Various "totally hyper" goings-on

Additional examples of alphabetical anecdotes include:

nanecdotes: Same as da actress-Drescher-related definition above
panecdotes: Da assorted tough-sailor-clunking shenanigans dat Laurel and Hardy performed outside da saloon in "Live Ghost"
panicdotes: Da assorted terrified emotions dat said comic duo suffered when said swarthy brutes discovered dat they had been shanghaied
planecdotes: Various "here's what we're gonna do today" tales
ranecdotes: What happened during either Boston Marathons or horse-races
scanecdotes: Yer antivirus-software adventures
spanecdotes: Various gap-bridging events
Stanecdotes: Laurel's adventure-tales dat he later tells to Hardy
swanecdotes: Related In Louie Da Trumpeter's book
tanecdotes: Adventures in da sun
tranecdotes: What ya read about in an LGBTQ newsletter
vanicdotes: Hippie-movement adventures while tootling around da country in an old VW bus
wanicdotes: "Back when I was a scrawny weakling" stories dat a hard-muscled health-guru relates to his audience

alphabetical anecdotes by QuacksO November 19, 2025