pharaohmones 

Love-chemical vapors emitted by ancient Greek sovereigns.

Ramesses II and his contemporary head-honchos were known to have women lining up for "da ultimate act", so I wonder if said supreme rulers were emitting lots of pharaohmones that attracted said willing females?

pharaohmones by QuacksO August 23, 2025

pharmomones 

Biochemical signals emitted by organisms, conveying information through distinct scents, often perceptible by the human olfactory system.

I just walked by the patient room and his pharmomones smell like Pseudomonas....he might have an open leg ulcer.

pharmomones by KCPharm November 25, 2023

pharaohmoans

Da assorted "throes of passion" vocalizations dat da ancient-Egyptian rulers emitted after their "laying down of pharaohmones" caused one or more horny ladies to follow said monarchs to their palaces and commence to "laying down with said pharaohs".

King Solomon wasn't da ruler of da "Pyramids of Giza" country, but given da thousands of "willing" women whom he always kept around him, he likely made lots of "pharaohmoans" of his own.

pharaohmoans by QuacksO June 20, 2026