hyperthetical

Describes an idea of what could conceivably happen if someone was strung out on candy.
What would a family's life be like --- hyperthetically --- if da parents let their children have all da sweets they wanted?
by QuacksO March 06, 2023
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fritternity

A members-only group in which members either waste time/resources or bake tasty deep-fried concoctions.
I want to concentrate on studying and eating healthy while I'm in college, so I think I'll steer clear of any fritternity-memberships.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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Bonny Solder

The handsome-but-ineffective late-20th-centruy president of Iran who strived to attractively "patch things up" around his country, but failed due to the country's horrendously-upheavaled state of affairs at the time.
Maybe if Bonny Solder had applied more "flux" in his political approach, he might have been able to accomplish more positive results in his attempts to repair the damage done during Iran's previous regimes.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
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predickament

A puzzling/awkward/difficult situation that's due to someone is being a royal d**khead.
The Watergate predickament was caused mainly by a lot of Washington politicians --- including ol' Tricky himself --- being shady and self-serving.
by QuacksO April 26, 2019
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champaigne

Da celebratory alcoholic drink of choice dat folks break out when their candidate of choice wins the election.
Dunno why people always whoop it up with champaigne at election time --- usually da winning candidate breaks most or all of his political/economic-reform promises and turns out to just be a wimpy pandering jerk similar to da previous head-honcho!
by QuacksO August 22, 2022
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Glassroom Laboratory

The totally boring-b**ls**t physics/chemistry-demonstration kit for schools that was put out in the early '70's by Harcourt, Brace & World, Inc. The accompanying lesson-sheets were always irritatingly difficult to work with, and the company seemingly couldn't even spell "classroom" properly on the box's cover --- for years I had always thought it said "glassroom" because the bottom of the "C" and the top of the "L" were interlocked, and so it made da "C" look like a "G".... it was only when my fourth-grade teacher actually mentioned the name of the kit when speaking to another student that I finally realized what the label actually said!
Science class is spota be fun, but don't count on any happiness if your school relies on those insipid "Glassroom Laboratory" kits to teach da subject --- arduous and yuckyyyy...!!!
by QuacksO October 01, 2018
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Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.
Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?
by QuacksO April 03, 2023
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