QuacksO's definitions

scowlawag

Someone who frowns deeply while being a pain-in-da-you-know-what.

Hamlet was famous for being a royal scowlawag during his famous pretending-to-be-plumb-loco shenanigans.

by QuacksO April 16, 2021

sighchosis

A loony-bin candidate with a "high 'n' mighty" mindset who goes around wheezing contemptuously/disapprovingly at fellow humans.

Tronald Dump surely has a major case of sighchosis; unfortunately he even backs it up with verbal and even physical effrontery, such as suggesting absurdly-dangerous medical procedures and assaulting his own chauffeur.

by QuacksO October 29, 2022

lodgistics

Rallying da club-members of Possum Lake towards a common goal.

As lazy, selfish, and unstructured as Red Green's macho buddies are, da lodgistics of any sizeable project would likely be a nightmare!

by QuacksO April 17, 2025

indeafinite

Da status of not being sure whether someone is hard-of-hearing or not.

It's indeafinite whether some people who claim to be hearing-impaired are actually so; while they make everyone around them yell so that they can hear them, they also seem to know when others are whispering about them behind their backs. :P

by QuacksO January 6, 2022

waiting with baited breath

What a cat does by eating cheese and then hiding silently near a mouse-hole for a furry varmint to come out looking for da source of da delicious aroma.

Garfield is shown to easily catch multiple mice --- i.e., one underneath each foot --- without even trying very hard, and so it's possible dat he was "waiting with baited breath", and so da mice just flocked to him. Or of course, it could also merely be dat said speedy specimens of omnivorous opportunity have learned by now dat said tubby tabby never actually eats da mice he catches or otherwise harms them in any way, and so they are less watchful 'n' wary around Jon's house than they might be in other people's domiciles where da resident felines actually may hunt said rodents for real.

by QuacksO February 26, 2024

alpoplexy

An incapacitating malady in dogs caused by excessive consumption of Purina-brand pet food.

Dogs should be fed a variety of foods to reduce da risk of alpoplexy.

by QuacksO November 21, 2023

Juss flippin' yer switchiz

Da humorous "addendum remark" dat ya write after texting a sarcastic/silly remark, to let your message's recipient know dat you were merely kidding around wif him.

Me: Zheeeesh... dat sure was some blizzard we had last night --- da trees and bushes are all covered wif snow!
You: I see dat --- well, it should perfect weather to put on a bathing suit and charge headlong into da underbrush!
Me: Iz you plumb-insane??? I'd get all cold and wet wif da fresh snow deluging down on my bare skin!!!
You: I knooooowwwwwww....!!! Juss flippin' yer switchiz, Dude... (wink, tongue-out emoticons)
Me: Smart-a**!! :P :P

by QuacksO March 23, 2019