Da hot cheerleaders secretly allowed me to accompany them into their "girls only" locker room for free to watch them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said dat there'd be a $1-per-minute sports-donations fee if I wanted "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges --- i.,e., if they also let me savor their boobs and butts wif my hands. As it turned out, though, I enjoyed "pleasuring my palms" on said cute chicks' delectable trim bodies so much dat I ended up also giving them soothing calf-and-foot-rubz and tension-relieving back-massages, and so they not only refunded said sircharge in misty-eyed gratitude, plus they all took separate "cuddlez under da warm waterfall" showers wif me and then gave me a group-blowjob to relieve my own "tension".
by QuacksO February 07, 2025
An extra "X-chromosome-possessor" fee dat a dude hasta shell out in certain situations, such as if he wants to accompany a chick into an enclosed dwelling or other non-public locale, and so da services of an employed chaperone would be needed.
Some guys would protest dat a sircharge is illegal gender-discrimination, but if he wants to participate in activities hosted by ultra-conservative-and-proper folks, he would need to play by their rules.
by QuacksO November 07, 2023
A lengthy poetic tome detailing the media firestorm surrounding the infamous Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, and the aftermath of political "red-hot coals" that is still smoldering to this day.
Since Debutante's Inferno became "required reading" in high-school English class, teenagers all across the country are starting to behave just like "Willie and his willy" --- in their eyes, if even a full-blown (pun not intended!) president of the United States can get away scot-free with sordid behavior like this, why shouldn't they be allowed to indulge their own raging-hormone-drenched cravings, too?
by QuacksO February 16, 2017
Da highly-controversial mega-biz vestment-bank dat rakes in huge bags of honey-colored doubloons for its top honchos, but leaves millions of its "lower down on da corporate ladder" colleagues with empty pockets.
Some people think that the Golden Sacks Group is the greatest portfolio-management firm since sliced bread, but I view them as merely a bunch of greedy fat cats with big dollar-signs in their eyes.
by QuacksO January 16, 2020
Sensible chick: My main squeeze may not be da most smart or elegant fellow in da world, but at least he treats me right and I never hafta worry about finances, so I thank my lucky stars to have this level of lugsury.
by QuacksO May 16, 2022
Refers to where a guy inserts just the head of his lulu into a girl's "downstairs mouth" and slides it in and out a few times so that his lulu gets "kissed" by her "lips". Often employed when a gal is either on her period or in a hurry to leave, and thus "regular" intercourse would not be appropriate at that time.
Girl, gently pushing her guy’s chest back as he’s crawling on top of her: Not right now, Hunny --- I’m feeling kinda tired and achy this evening.
Guy: Oh, okay, Sweetie --- but could Lulu just have a coochie-smoochie?
Girl: Ummmmm… I dunno, Buddy-boy --- I know all about Lulu’s “coochie smoochies” in the past… oh, sure, you **say** that it’s only gonna be that, and maybe that IS indeed how it starts out at first, but then we start kissing and giggling and fooling around, and Lulu goes in a little deeper… then we progress to snuggling and feeling each other up… and Lulu pushes a little deeper still… we keep making out and Lulu gradually works his way in even deeper… one thing leads to another, and eventually it ceases to just be a “coochie smoochie” and turns into a full-blown LULU-ING SESSION!
Guy: Oh, okay, Sweetie --- but could Lulu just have a coochie-smoochie?
Girl: Ummmmm… I dunno, Buddy-boy --- I know all about Lulu’s “coochie smoochies” in the past… oh, sure, you **say** that it’s only gonna be that, and maybe that IS indeed how it starts out at first, but then we start kissing and giggling and fooling around, and Lulu goes in a little deeper… then we progress to snuggling and feeling each other up… and Lulu pushes a little deeper still… we keep making out and Lulu gradually works his way in even deeper… one thing leads to another, and eventually it ceases to just be a “coochie smoochie” and turns into a full-blown LULU-ING SESSION!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
Refers to a type of romantic interaction whereby one of the lovebirds is merely trying to use said romance as a "bridge" or "stepping stone" to either gain access to someone else who's close to his romantic partner (i.e., he figures that he needs to "milk the cow to get to the calf"), or to favorably impress said partner on behalf of a buddy of his who is currently without a snuggle-bug, so that he can then "pass along" said lover to said buddy.
Spoiled-brat Nellie Olson smirkingly confided in Laura Ingalls that she actually didn't give a hoot about Cap Garland for himself; she was actually wanting to pursue Cap's best buddy Almanzo Wilder (whom Laura eventually ended up marrying herself, of course), and so she had befriended Cap merely to allow herself an excuse to get closer to Almanzo. Sounds like a classic relaytionship to me!
by QuacksO July 02, 2019