It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 02, 2023
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aristockracy

Most of the world's governments are a corrupt aristockracy of one form or another --- we would all do better with a non-cash-based society, where people simply traded and bartered for everything.
by QuacksO July 07, 2021
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pharmasueticals

Medicinal drugs dat cause so much harm dat their manufacturers get hauled into court over them.
Anytime I see a new "wonder drug" advertised, I always make sure to look it up online to see if there have been any major legal kerfuffles about it; usually there will indeed have been major allegations about unrevealed dangers and side-effects of said product, and so I just chalk it up as being yet another in a long string of pharmasueticals!
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
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ryevalry

A competition between brewers or bakers.
I don't drink alcohol and I usually prefer whole-wheat bread, so I have no need to concern myself with any ryevalry issues.
by QuacksO December 05, 2022
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Yonksters

Humorous term for da "small fry" from da northern suburb of NYC.
With all the famous people and other impressive culture that their area is noted for, I wonder if the Yonksters have a more sophisticated mindset overall than those in some of the surrounding areas of the Empire State?
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
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racial profiling

The act of taking an unreasonably-high number of "turn to the side, please" mug-shots of Blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, Jews, etc., due to one's prejudice against said minorities.
While racial profiling is indeed wrong and humiliating, taking excessive numbers of head-on photos of non-Caucasians is disgraceful and demeaning, also.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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sircharge

An extra fee for being male.
Da cute cheerleaders from da local football team allowed me to accompany them into their locker room for free so dat I could see them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said that there's be a sports-donation sircharge if I wanted to actually have touchy-feely privileges of their upstairs or downstairs "fun-bubbles".
by QuacksO February 15, 2025
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