QuacksO's definitions
Da arrows-and-characters marking of da shopping-mall's parking-lot has been covered exstencilvely in da local news.
by QuacksO April 22, 2024
Get the exstencilvelymug. Doctor Moreau wisely avoided using canine-type mammals in his vivisection experiments, preferring to operate on weren'twolf-species only. In the end, however, the altered creatures' taste for meat still brought about the doctor's downfall.
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
Get the weren'twolfmug. Da invisible "ghost being" (every visible mortal around you is swearing up and down, "Wasn't me!" "Don't look at me!") who "scuffed your vehicle", as Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane would say.
Nobody is claiming responsibility for my stove-in fender dat occurred while I was parked in da WalMart lot; I guess it mustah been a non-physical "dentity" what did it, then.
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
Get the dentitymug. Ur unenviable status if u pee anywhere other than in da bowl. And it works like baseball, as well --- da first time u "miss", **urine** big trouble. Da second time you errantly tinkle, **uron** probation, and da third time, "urout", which iz da opposite of "urine".
It's often grounds for ur not being invited back to someone's home if u clumsily mis-direct da "golden shower" elsewhere from its intended "target" while using the neighbor's WC --- usually urine big trouble for your errant tinkling, unless of course u can prove extenuating circumstances (being startled by a sudden/loud noise while peeing, having someone turn off da bathroom light, etc.) while u were taking said whiz and thus acceptably/legitimately shift da "aim blame" somewhere else, in which case, "uroff" da hook on dat occasion.
by QuacksO August 14, 2017
Get the Urine big troublemug. I thought dat Ms. Helena Ralston was da leading-lady actress playing alongside John Wayne in da western "Dakota", but I went to Wikipedia to Verafy said belief.
by QuacksO February 15, 2021
Get the Verafymug. Refers to da IRS's yearly tradition of making people shell out "ungodly" portions of their hard-earned cash for questionable purposes.
I'm on SSI and Food Stamps, which does indeed mean living very frugally, but at least I don't hafta participate in any paygan rituals!
by QuacksO October 21, 2021
Get the paygan ritualmug. A stuffed-animal-inspired fictional horse with Very Little Brain; he is an equestrian-species cousin to Eeyore The Donkey.
Horses aren't known for liking honey all that much, so perhaps Whinny the Pooh likes rich-tasting alfalfa and sugar-cubes?
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
Get the Whinny the Poohmug.