A loud to-do over whether and/or how much powdered sodium-chloride is added to someone's food, and/or whether da person chooses menu-items dat contain this tasty-but-unhealthy-in-excess seasoning.
Anytime you have one or more health-food hippies at a dinner-table along with a number of just-ye-typical-diet-consuming folks, there's always a decided risk of saltercations.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
Get the saltercationmug. To be a proper spokesperson, you need to know how much to tighten each spoke-nut in order to correctly support the wheel, but to also not be so tight that the end of the spoke sticks through out of the back of the nut and punctures the innertube.
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
Get the spokespersonmug. An overall look at someone's lower-extremities-related behavior to determine if he has a foot-fetish.
Seeing as how da luscious-fleshed bathing beauties all end up having super-burnished soles and heels --- and are all feeling drowsily contented from having had their cute tootsies savoringly kneaded and rubbed for extended periods --- by da time dat a certain dude eventually proceeds from one end of da beach to da other, I'd say dat it's a safe bet --- given da toetality of da evidence --- dat said impromptu volunteer masseuse has a MAJOR foot-fetish!
by QuacksO January 28, 2024
Get the toetalitymug. Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.
Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
by QuacksO February 01, 2024
Get the gas-discharge lightmug. The word "ubicquitous" could also mean that people all over the world are giving up cigarettes, and so these individuals have QUIT using their BIC lighters.
by QuacksO November 14, 2020
Get the ubicquitousmug. I occasionally have difficult/embarrassing issues when I need to pee really bad, and so I always appreciate it when fellow cool dudes give me their words of whizdom (for example, to carry a blue shop-towel in my pocket instead of a regular white paper towel, since these more-robust-fiber towels doesn't rapidly disintegrate if they get wet, and so said sturdy material can more-reliably "see me through" if I hafta wipe myself when I'm not near a restroom) that can sometimes make said "calls on Line One" less traumatic or humiliating.
by QuacksO November 08, 2019
Get the words of whizdommug. Refers to the frequent-purchasing-of-new-pedal-power "endless loop" that a majority of Americans are in, rather than properly caring for and repairing the old two-wheelers that they already own.
Schwinns and Huffys used to be made of better metal than the crumble into-rust-in-just-a-month-or-two crap they sell today, so it's no wonder that so many people are in a hopeless buycycle.
by QuacksO May 26, 2019
Get the buycyclemug.