Reese-search

Phony scientific study/experimentation that merely involves pigging out on peanut butter cups and other bright-orange-wrappered chocolates.
Reese-search can also loosely be used to sarcastically/disgustedly refer to Mickey-Mouse R&D projects that merely involve loafing/goofing off, wasting time, recreating, needlessly/inefficiently consuming costly/scarce resources, etc. Two prime examples would be mattress-testing (i.e., getting paid to merely nap for extended periods), or the Red Green Show's infamous character Bob Stuyvesant's claiming that his impromptu solo golf-games are serious environmental studies.
by QuacksO March 03, 2019
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frequest

A portmanteau word dat describes what a chronic moocher does --- i.e., he FREQUENTLY voices REQUESTS for handouts and assistance.
Yup --- "frequest" pretty much says it all to describe what moochers do 24/7 to everyone around them. Of course, this word could usually be spelled "freequest", as well, since most moochers will seldom offer to pay for da time, effort, or resources dat they beg off of others.
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
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darelict

Someone who is a mere shadow of his former self due to his having accepted too many dangerously-foolhardy challenges during his younger days.
Da term "darelict" could also refer to an unsafe "ancient" structure dat attracts unwise individuals who try to coerce each other to enter and/or perform insane actions upon said abandoned/condemned man-made objects.
by QuacksO May 12, 2023
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hunter Thompson

Da sub-machine gun dat Uncle Duke takes with him on hiking-trips to shoot game (and possibly John Denver, too, but dat's another story!).
Da Doonesbury cartoon-character Uncle Duke was modeled after Hunter Thompson, which is a hilarious coincidence in dat Duke is very fond of firearms, especially automatic weapons.
by QuacksO May 01, 2022
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best-lathed plans

OCD-level-created intentions for working with materials in a machine shop.
Da best-lathed plans can go awry if either yer work-order specs are off by one digit, or yer equipment is even slightly outta whack.
by QuacksO December 10, 2023
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cancellation consolation

Da complimentary gingerbread and hot chocolate dat they serve you at da public-transportation depot to make ya feel less bummed out when they hafta delay a departure due to a scheduled trip's being nixed for whatever reason.
Another example of a "cancellation consolation" would be if someone had to regretfully forgo a promised activity due to an unforeseen mishap, but offers you a comparably-enjoyable alternative, such as if a cute chick had arranged to go for a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand wif you, but then she accidentally hurt her foot and thus made it too painful for her to walk a long distance, and so she offered to let you savoringly massage her pretty feet for an extended period instead.
by QuacksO March 30, 2024
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luckxury

Above-average success.
Biff Tannen claimed to merely be living a life of "luckxury" --- i.e., he was pretending to be just incredibly fortunate to always bet on the winner --- but in reality, he was reading da copy of Gray's Sports Almanac dat Marty had bought.
by QuacksO July 08, 2025
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