Da term "deaficit" can also sarcastically refer to da "degree of better" dat someone CAN hear as compared to how much those around him WISH he could --- i.e., they wish he was significantly MORE hard-of-hearing than he actually is, so dat they could put more over on him. Da infamous joke about da old fella wif his new hearing-aid --- who had changed his will several times due to his actually knowing what his young descendants were clandestinely saying about him behind his back --- comes to mind here as an excellent example!
by QuacksO December 24, 2023
Getting off to having just either used a "bad word", been formally titled at an election ceremony, or taken an oath.
I see all of these greedy uncaring doctors taking da Hippocritic Oath, and I just know dat dey are gonna have da biggest guffawing sworegasm afterwards!
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
Refers to da super-soft cupping and "zephyr-nudging" dat you give a nice girl's body-part --- i.e., hand, foot, arm, leg, elbow, knee, biceps, thigh, shoulder, hip, etc. --- to indicate dat you wish her to shift said soft warm extremity a bit so dat you can more-comfortably/easily adjust your own position, drape your own arm/leg over her, savoringly clasp her hand/foot/boob, spoon/snuggle wif her more closely/satisfactorily, etc. Most often done when she is lying half-asleep in bed wif you; da advantage of doing it this way --- besides being a delightful and unobtrusive way of asking her to move a little --- is dat she may not even need to wake up much in order to accommodate you, but can simply twist/wriggle around slightly and then doze back off again. Extra points if you remember to always give her a "thanks --- I appreciate it" set of tender affectionate pats on da repositioned extremity, not only to express your gratitude for her willingness to accommodate you, but also to indicate to her dat she had correctly interpreted your ultra-soft tactile request and thus had indeed repositioned herself in da way dat you had desired.
I have aches-and-pains-inducing fibromyalgia which forces me to "be a wiggle worm" in bed, especially if there is someone else sleeping wif me. So I had been concerned dat Tiffany would find my frequent asking her to shift her sleeping-position to be a nuisance, but she smilingly assured me dat she actually loves my tender and loving "cuddling cradle command" motions so much dat she never minds shifting her own body around a bit to make me more comfy.
by QuacksO June 16, 2023
Da infamously-"iron-clad" crock of despicable bu**s**t-legalese dat prevents "those who served" from suing Uncle Sam for service-related injuries/illnesses, even in instances where said harm resulted from da outrageously-clueless and/or shockingly-irresponsible behavior of their superiors.
On guard, soldier --- thanks to da Ferrous Doctrine, it'll be anybody's guess whether you get proper compensation if you get hurt due to any royal screw-ups by your commanding officer or staff doctor.
by QuacksO November 05, 2024
Refers to the sensational and overly-dramatic "spin" dat radio/TV weather-forecasters put on fairly-mundane upcoming rain/wind/snow activities.
I heard a set of rather dire storm-warnings on the evening weather forecast, but I still went ahead and planned my returnables-collecting trek for the next morning. And sure enough, the day dawned just moderately overcast and slightly breezy, and it stayed that way all day, so the mediarological predictions did indeed turn out to be bunk, after all.
by QuacksO April 11, 2020
What listening to --- and pretending to enjoy --- certain types of music is merely because it's what yer children are into.
I raised my youngsters on classical and easy-listening music, so my having to listen to weird-sounding selections is not perfunktory.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
I was hoping for a really great people-of-color-themed live-band bash last weekend, but it was actually quite perfunktory in my opinion.
by QuacksO April 06, 2024