QuacksO's definitions
A Middle-Eastern country where they both prefer light-colored ale and drink it out of large tapered cups.
If you get bored while bar-hopping in Palestein, go to a pub with a wider selection of beverages, and try some of their dark beer for more flavor.
by QuacksO April 19, 2024
Get the Palesteinmug. If you're too sleepy to realize dat you walked out into da village square just wrapped in yer fluffy bathrobe, you might be subjected to an "involunterry stop" by said town's finest! :P
by QuacksO November 30, 2024
Get the involunterrymug. Da elevated status dat a certain individual is to you 'cuz they're willing to unfairly stack da deck in yer favor.
Being really "speshill" to someone may indeed have its perks, but would you really wanna be valued merely due to your willingness to facilitate an uneven playing-field?
by QuacksO May 1, 2025
Get the speshillmug. Gavel-BANGING procedures regarding da BANGING-into-and-aesthetically-damaging actions of careless people.
One should always take photos of any pre-existing "scratch-'n'-dent" imperfections in rental-equipment before it ever leaves da lot in yer possession, to avoid undeserved marbitration afterwards.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
Get the marbitrationmug. An insulin-dependent person whose condition causes him to purchase way too many scratch-off tickets.
My cousin is a diabettic, so I always take her grocery-shopping at the local Amish store where they eschew anything to do with gambling, so that she doesn't feel tempted by any of those rolls of shiny removable-paint-dotted cards.
by QuacksO April 7, 2019
Get the diabetticmug. I wonder if any of da various personal-transport vehicles (i.e., speeder bikes, small fighters, etc.) in da Star Wars movies were also made by Toyoda?
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
Get the Toyodamug. A restless tenant of an apartment-complex or campground who has "intimately befriended" two separate similarly-desirable fellow-residents of the opposite gender, and thus he cannot decide which person he prefers to share a pillow with, obliging him to sleepily stroll back and forth between the two willing cuddlers’ domiciles several times per night.
Horny stud: I went half-crazy trotting back and forth between Tiffany’s and Ashley’s rooms till well past midnight, what with my both craving the other gal’s company whenever I was in one chick’s bed, and feeling heartbrokenly guilty of temporary "abandonment" each time I’d tearfully leave one gal’s bed to slip over to the other’s. Finally a simple solution to my sleep-walker dilemma occurred to me --- I just drowsily sling-snuggled both half-asleep cuties to my own apartment and invited them to crawl into bed on either side of me; that way, not only did I get to enjoy both of their sweet close-clasping warmth and softness at once, but they both got multiple turns of alternately spooning me and nuzzling their cheeks against my fuzzy chest, depending on which side I’d progressively roll over on every half-hour.
by QuacksO July 15, 2018
Get the sleep-walkermug.