Definitions by QuacksO

sirrugate mother 

A "family man" dude who performs child-caring/rearing duties in da absence of da fairer gender.

Da comedy-film "Mr. Mom" is a perfect example of a guy's being a sirrugate mother.

sirrugate mother by QuacksO April 13, 2021

Your video will begin in _ seconds 

No, it won't, because we'll just be PLAYING ANOTHER AD after this one ends!

Why do YouTube videos hafta have a lot of da ads be da "Your video will begin in _ seconds" format which obliges you to fumingly wait for da entire ad to play out??? Why can't da commecrials all be da "You can skip ad in _ seconds" type, so dat you only hafta wait a few seconds and then get on with your show???

Your video will begin in _ seconds by QuacksO April 13, 2021

alphabetical documentaries 

Assorted historical-entertainment productions, arranged in A-Z order:
BLOCumentary: Details of assorted common-goal groups
BLOCKumentary: All about cube-shaped objects
BOCKumentary: History of dark-beer brewing
COCKumentary: History of how lucky you got wif da fairer gender
CLOCKumentary: Details how da set for Doc Brown's laboratory was created
CROCKumentary: An expose of BS, or presents a timeline of how stoneware has evolved over da millennia

DOCKumentary: Tells about boat-piers from over da years
FLOCKumentary: All about warmth-linings, or "birds of a feather" social-behavior
FROCKumentary: Details fancy-schmancy dress-up duds for kiddos
GLOCKumentary: Discusses how Madea deals with "getters" who "done got" her
HOCKumentary: Expounds on topics regarding pawn-shops or leg-joints
JOCKumentary: History of athletes
KNOCKumentary: All about door-tapping and da related highly-popular pun-type jokes
LOCHumentary: Tells about inland waterways and ocean inlets
LOCKumentary: Details of hair-styles or mechanical exclusionary devices
MOCKumentary: A spoof on a genuine educational film

Additional examples of alphabetical documentaries might include:
NOCKumentary: All about archery
POCKumentary: How small dents are created
ROCKumentary: Educates viewers about minerals, thumpy-thump music, or tipsy chairs
SOCKumentary: All you need to know about cloth foot-coverings

SHOCKumentary: A really startling/dramatic educational film
SMOCKumentary: Da history of outer garments worn for protective/decorative purposes
SPOCKumentary: A biography of everyone's favorite logical-minded spaceman
STOCKumentary: All about farm-animals, long-gun butts, or Wall Street trading
TOCKumentary: Companion-episode to a TICKumentary
WALKumentary: All about gettin' up off'n yer lazy fat a** and "hoofin' it" sometimes, instead of always riding in a vehicle
WOKumentary: Da assorted details and attributes of Chinese cookin'

alphabetical documentaries by QuacksO April 10, 2021

affillyation 

To be socially connected with a young mare.

Buford Tannem seemed to really relish dancing with Clara Clayton, but --- due to his being such a hostile jerk and his disparagingly referring to her as a juvenile female horse --- said pretty schoolteacher did not find said affillyation to be overly enjoyable herself.

affillyation by QuacksO April 7, 2021

pryority 

Assigned top-importance to applying leverage to something.

Bringing along a good crow-bar should be your top pryority if you don't wanna suffer an elevated tamperature when breaking into a safe.

pryority by QuacksO April 7, 2021

Crashanova 

What you'd likely become if you recklessly drove an early-'60's-to-late-'70's-era GM "Chevy II" sports car around town in an attempt to get all da gals to swoon over you.

I prefer females who value common sense and good judgement in a guy; I don't need any foolish-minded or "spaced out" chicks who love to go roaring around with Crashanovas!

Crashanova by QuacksO April 6, 2021

beauhunting season 

Da period of da year when gals can legally traipse da countryside in search of "dear" --- i.e., nice guys who'll cuddle up and be sweethearts to them.

Last I knew, beauhunting season was totally "open" (i.e., all year 'round), but Spring is one of da best times to practice it, since it's said dat "young men's thoughts naturally turn to love" in da months following their having been cooped up all Winter.

beauhunting season by QuacksO April 6, 2021