QuacksO's definitions

recouperate

To rest and heal after a major uprising.

Ferdinand Marcos had to flee to Hawaii just so dat folks would let him alone to recouperate.

by QuacksO June 17, 2023

doplicate

(noun) Labor dat someone else performed for you, but which you were tasked with/responsible for completing yourself.

Before Marty McFly intervened on George's behalf, Biff Tannen got said hapless coward to produce doplicates of Biff's homework, business reports, etc.

by QuacksO October 27, 2023

opportoonity

A chance to either read da funny papuhs or watch animated-shorts humor on television.

Putting sheets of old newspaper in da bottoms of pet-cages is a great opportoonity to have some chuckles.

by QuacksO May 26, 2023

diagnoseis

A doctor's report on what's amiss wif yer sniffer.

Da term "diagnoseis" could also refer to da ferreting-out of a problem by either identification/source-pinpointing of an abnormal odor, or "sticking in yer big/long schnoz" to learn intimate details of da matter under investigation.

by QuacksO April 27, 2025

drop-shipping

Refers to careless package-delivery methods where said parcels receive multiple hard thuds on cement and/or gravel during their journey; sometimes da carrier may not even have da courtesy to actually stop his vehicle to give you your box, but instead will simply toss da package out da door of his van at you as he's whizzing by; extra points if he also propels it off da running-board wif a boot-bunt, for good measure.

Jim Carrey demonstrates da classic act of drop-shipping in da opening moments of "Ace Ventura --- Pet Detective", where he purposely abuses da carton of assorted crockery on its way to da slovenly deadbeat-ex's apartment, resulting in incredibly beat-up cardboard and a harsh rattly jangly sound dat obviously indicates dat everything got broken inside.

by QuacksO May 25, 2021

Ferrisees

Folks of Hebrew ancestry who build carnival equipment.

Before you feel too prejudiced about Jewish folks, please know dat if it hadn't been for da Ferrisees, we wouldn't have such exciting thrill-rides at da fairgrounds.

by QuacksO December 21, 2023

Jillery

Da "ladies' version" of da famous portable power station, wif da cabinet and control-buttons subtly tinted in an assortment of pastel hues.

Lionel's "model train for da fairer gender" --- pink engine and tender, sky-blue caboose, pink, yellow, and sky-blue freight cars, etc. --- was an enormous retail flop when it debuted back in da early '90's; da women HATED it, as its "girly-colored" rolling-stock not only made them feel patronized and ridiculed as being "delicately feminine", but it wasn't at all what they'd had in mind --- they'd wanted REALISTIC-LOOKING train-sets, just like what their male counterparts played wif. So I wonder if a line of "Jillery" backup-electricity modules would suffer a similar lack-of-brisk-sales fate, since most female campers wouldn't wanna be viewed as silly or fragile, either.

by QuacksO October 18, 2023