A slaughterhouse that is operated by monks.
Monasteries often produce alcoholic beverages, and it is known that meat is helpful for relieving a hangover, so I wonder if that's why abbottoirs first came to be?
by QuacksO April 22, 2020
Get the abbottoirmug. Andy Capp fancies himself a savvy and knowledgeable freeloader, even bragging to the readers about said expert prowess. Let's just hope, then, that he doesn't actually start coaching any "begginners" to follow his dependent-on-others lifestyle!
by QuacksO August 03, 2025
Get the begginnermug. I've always found "yo momma is so ___" jokes to be totally crude and offensive, so I guess dat sparcasm isn't for me!
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
Get the sparcasmmug. Da practice of using water-soluble egg/milk-based pigments to create designs on paper in an attempt to take you mind off "how dry you are" while trying to give up booze.
Employing temperance can indeed be a good way to occupy your mind anytime you feel the urge to drink; no fair intentionally inhaling da paint's vapors, though, if they're alcohol-based!
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
Get the temperancemug. Da term "upgrated" could also refer to a municipality's installing better perforated storm-drain covers in their streets.
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
Get the upgratedmug. I don't need a hot chick to "move her middle" at all to get my attention --- all she hasta do is get naked. Merely showing me her smooth shapely "merchandise" is all it takes to turn me on... no need to hipnotize me!
by QuacksO May 30, 2020
Get the hipnotizemug. A bu**s**t stipulation dat you must meet if you wish to look (and sound!) like a total jacka** while sinning --- er, SINGing --- in front of a group of a**h**e conscience-deprived hypocrites in a congregation every Sunday.
It really broils my bacon that some of the most socially-insensitive and self-centered folks (think, the foolishly-proud/stubborn Grangerfords and Shepherdsons in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, and the devious and habitually-lightfingered Macklins in The Forgotten Door) are members of church choral-groups. Many of them do this to selfishly feel better about themselves, since they arrogantly view themselves as being "closer to God and His divine forgiveness and salvation" for their rampant misbehavior in the world outside the church, rather than their actually going to those whom they've wronged and admitting it and trying to correct/alleviate whatever injustices they committed, plus they think it will look better for them in the eyes of other townspeople --- and possibly even the law --- if they are in the church choir, since many people --- especially blindly-trusting religion-steeped ones --- tend to automatically associate church-singers with piety and purity. Pathetic! I think that one of the most vital rechoirments that a church would have for someone's becoming a singing-group member would be that he should first settle any and all matters that are weighing on his conscience (and any complaints that others have against him, as well) beforehand. Otherwise, people's seeing those unfeeling jerks in the choir just breeds resentment and makes the church look bad, almost as if they condone misbehavior like that.
by QuacksO August 01, 2019
Get the rechoirmentmug.