Da so-called "Good Book" was written ages ago by men with hypocritical lifestyles, prejudiced minds, and/or unreasonable agendas, and so much of its basic correctness --- not to mention its validity in modern times --- is dubious at best... hardly something to get inpsalmnia about!
by QuacksO February 06, 2023
A ridiculously-expensive-per-pill Pfizer drug intended to induce the copious productions of tears, thereby making the boo-hooing complainer appear far more miserable or pathetic than he actually feels or is able to express with just his own naturally-produced eyelid-runoff.
A good way to determine if a sob-story relater is "for real" or not is to check the blubberer's pockets and/or handbag for a bottle of Cryagra; if you find one, then the person is most likely just sheddin' crocodile tears in a selfish effort to mooch a handout and/or get undeserved sympathy/lenience/assistance, and so you should probably just disregard his voluminous "poor poor pitiful me" sniveling.
by QuacksO May 18, 2018
A "Deppidemic" could also refer to da widespread excitement dat occurs anytime a new "Pirates Of The Caribbean" movie is first released.
by QuacksO July 01, 2020
A "tale dat's meant to teach you something" regarding a large mammal dat you shouldn't mess wif if you don't want da horns.
Da term "parabull" can also mean a supposedly-valid-and-educational story which is actually just fulla you-know-what.
by QuacksO October 15, 2023
A cranky conundrum caused by an impact of some kind, either from an accidental collision or someone's being overly enthusiastic with his fists.
Da Three Stooges were notorious for being in many hituations, since they were alsways bopping and clobbering each other.
by QuacksO April 01, 2021
Merely receiving a memo dat you've been picked to be town-manager is nothing to get a bleepin' mayorgasm about... there may be little or no actual prestige with said lofty position, plus it may be a difficult and thankless job, to boot --- "with great power comes great responsibility"!
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.
In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
by QuacksO January 08, 2022