QuacksO's definitions
A very unhealthful sugar-substitute that causes you to behave in a hyper and selfishly-reckless manner like the disgustingly-sleazy John Poindexter of Iran-Contra infamy.
Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it;s no wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
Get the poindextrosemug. Da jury is still out on whether Napoleon Blownapart was actually anything less than average height (some claim dat it was due to da French's having a slightly longer inch than da English did), but da scornful smallotry about him continues to this day.
by QuacksO July 17, 2021
Get the smallotrymug. Most horny studs don't need a zip code from an attractive lady to get him to "bare da goods" to her... usually all she hasta do is drop her OWN drawers, and he's only too quick to reciprocate.
by QuacksO March 1, 2020
Get the zip codemug. Portmanteau of da words "eleven" and "lovin'"; it's da "better than perfect" rating dat you smilingly give a sweet-natured closely-affectionate guy if he asks you how good his cuddling is "on a scale of one to ten".
Tiffany always adoringly tells me dat da quality and comforting/encouraging satisfaction of my snuggling is a "solid eloven" --- dat always makes me feel pretty good.
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
Get the elovenmug. Refers to where you wish to view a certain motion-picture creation for the first time, but DVDs or BluRay disks of that title are rather pricey, and so you are hesitant to shell out that much when you can't be sure that you would even like the movie all that much, anyway. So what you do is to initially purchase a used VHS tape of said film for just two or three bucks... sure, the tape may be an old worn scratchy thing that doesn't give all that pristine a picture, but at least you will be able to view the movie and see what it's about and how good it is, and then decide if you wanna "upgrade" to a more-costly digital disc of this title.
Now that so many older movie-titles are available on YouTube and other online video-viewing sites, there is often less of a need to perform a VHS-preview of a particular movie, since you may be able to just watch it online, and thus be able to "determine for free" if you want to buy a copy of it on DVD or BluRay.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
Get the VHS-previewmug. The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!
Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
Get the Only trees should wear woodmug. A popular song from "da good ol' days" about a singer's friends asking him his reasoning behind signing on with the Music Corporation of America for producing his music-albums, instead of other record-companies like Sony, Philips, Decca, etc.
I am really puzzled as to why my favorite band didn't take BMG up on its much-better contract-offer for releasing their music... if I even get to meet the group in person, one of the first things I'd ask them would be, "WhyMCA?"
by QuacksO September 2, 2018
Get the WhyMCAmug.