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Da term "Freakenstein" could also refer to someone who's totally obsessed wif Mary Shelley's famous "undead" character, and so he compulsively collects used copies of da book at yard sales, buys "da monster"-themed t-shirts and other memorabilia, etc.
by QuacksO February 17, 2023
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Get the eekosystem mug.A perpetually-horny dude who habitually "can't keep it zipped up" when he's in the company of attractive chicks.
Frequent flyers can be anyone, and at any level of social status or political prominence --- think Gary Hart and Bill Clinton.
by QuacksO November 1, 2018
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Alan Jackson may indeed love his "tall and strong" alcoholic creations while playing hooky in Margaritaville, but at least his meTABolism is in good order ("I could pay off my tab"), along with his responsibility about not driving while impaired ("Pour myself in a cab"), so that is a good thing. Just be sure that you keep your boat between the navigational beacons, Alan.
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
Get the meTABolism mug.If you happened to have da infamous "target apple" balanced on your head, seeing an archer removing a feathered missile from his backpack would be an unequivercal reason to shakingly wonder if your life was in jeopardy.
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Get the unequivercal mug.Dunno if a lady would consider your eagerly tonguing her between her legs to actually just be "lappreciation" for her allowing you to be intimate with her, but I suppose you could always try and convince her of that.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
Get the lappreciation mug.Refers to an inadequately-perforated and/or too-lightweight spool of paper towels or toilet-tissue. When you try to merely tear off a few sheets by giving the end of the roll a moderate yank, the paper does not separate the way you expected, and so the roll just wastefully whizzes off yards and yards all over the place, obliging you to fumingly remove the messily-bunched-up wad from the holder and tediously re-roll the paper inch-by-inch back onto the core again.
I do indeed prefer to purchase the "bargain basement" tissue-paper rolls from the supermarket or department store --- especially if they have a sale on the huge 20-roll "bales" --- but I find that a lot of times they are "runaway rolls"... the company goofed when they punched the rolls' perforations, and so that's largely why they're being sold off so cheaply.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
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