Refers to a sneaky hard-sell person who "talks out of both sides of his mouth" to make a sale --- i.e., he deceitfully "speaks two different languages" at stretegic times throughout da various settings during his sales-speech in order to flim-flam da naive buyer into parting with his moolah.
Encyclopedia Brown always knew dat "shifty" folks like Bugs Meany and Wilford Wiggins were chronically "buy-lingual" in their ongoing attempts to swindle other youngsters around Idaville, and so he had to always be on his toes intellectually in order to stay a step ahead of those hoodlums.
by QuacksO February 08, 2020

Why anyone would wanna live in the arid region of the Sighnai Peninsula is beyond me --- I would think that I, too, would be rather noisily-huffy and out of sorts if I had to make my home there.
by QuacksO March 28, 2019

Excessively picky about finances; being a penny-pincher.
Ebeneezer Scrooge was so pursnickety that he would endanger his own health and safety ("Cold and darkness are free; I love them! Saves on coal and candle-wax!") just to avoid spending a few farthings.
by QuacksO September 18, 2019

Da "yucky 'n' sticky" post-romantic-fun effects (i.e., angry parents, a squalling baby, child-support payments, etc.) of one or more "giggles 'n' chuckles" encounters (i.e., a guy and gal making happy/amused sounds while intimately canoodling) dat resulted in da girl's getting preggo.
Regardless of whether ya spell it "lafterbirth" or "laughterbirth", it's definitely not "all fun and games" when da gal's abdomen starts to swell out!
by QuacksO January 10, 2023

Da "yucky 'n' sticky post-activity mess" dat often occurs when a horny guy shares one or more "hot 'n' heavy encounters" with a farmer's daughter in da haymow.
by QuacksO January 10, 2023

Phony outdoor-moisture drops dat look like da real deal, but were just artificially applied to one or more objects.
Bringing an item into a warm room from a cold one can create a great dewplicate on its surface, even though da object never left da house.
by QuacksO October 27, 2023

A law dat mandates a five-day waiting-period before you can weave anyone's hair (besides your own, of course) into fancy designs.
Pre-and-early-teen girls love to fix each other's luxuriant tresses all da time, so perhaps da Braidy Bill doesn't apply to da younger folks.
by QuacksO January 20, 2022
