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lessatorium

A state/federal mandate dat significantly reduces/limits da quantity or frequency of some formerly-liberal allowance, consumption, practice, etc. of a particular commodity, activity, freedom, etc.
Why do they call it a "moreatorium" when it's actually a severe cutback or elimination of whatever formerly-rampant practice was being curtailed? Sounds "more" like a "lessatorium" to me!
by QuacksO April 15, 2025
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theme song

The only worthwhile part of an otherwise-boring radio/TV show, especially for younger audiences.
The content of "Made in Maine with Lou McNally" is never of much interest to me, but they've got one WHOPPER of a theme song!
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
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claustrohphobia

Da fear of "having a cold one" while in any locale other than a wide-open space.
Having claustrohphobia is at one extreme on da alcohol-and-sociability scale, and then at da other end there are those individuals who "don't like drinking alone". But maybe da two "total opposite" types aren't truly incompatible --- how 'bout if you form a group of folks out on da Great Plains, but with each person standing a number of yards apart and "having a beer about it" (acknowledgements to Kevin Brown --- i.e., "Junkyard Digs") while quietly thinking his own thoughts? Da theory there is dat nobody is truly alone, but at da same time, none of da participants is even-remotely "getting' up in da face" of anyone else --- good compromise, perhaps?
by QuacksO March 6, 2025
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admonistration

A government body dat likes to do a lot of finger-wagging and tongue-clucking at the people under its jurisdiction.
I resent having Big Brother try to tell me what's best for me, anyway, but what really broils my pudding is when an admonistration hypocritically "talks out of both sides of its mouth" (i.e., says one thing but does another)... a classic example is where they loudly decry the practice of couples' cohabitating without a wedding band, yet they charge people more in income-taxes if they get married.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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tonguesten

The "erotic glow" bulb-filament of choice for "setting the mood" for some hot 'n' heavy oral sex.
I suppose I can respect people's not wanting to use da "old technology" current-sucking metal-filament lamps in favor of da newer fluorescent and LED bulbs, but you just can't beat tonguesten for emitting that bewitchingly-seductive radiance that always drives me absolutely wild with cravings!
by QuacksO November 20, 2018
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Glock 'n' spiel

Not to be confused with the old-fashioned xylophone-like instrument, this term refers to Madea's lengthy "gettin'-getter-got" monologue to Dr. Phil. in which she says she'll "get my Glock" if "the gotters get me".
Dr. Phil totally didn't know how to handle Madea after her rambling "Glock 'n' spiel", and so he told her retinue that they'd have to "get someone else to treat her --- I'm done".
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
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therapee

Counselling, exercise, and/or medical treatment for urinary problems.
"Therapee" is all well and good --- IF it actually works. Otherwise, everyone involved will be royally "therapissed"!
by QuacksO July 4, 2021
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