by QuacksO March 08, 2021
Da varying status of importance regarding brilliantly-sparking electric-wires at da top of a service-pole.
Having a burnable tree fall across electric wires and causing a blindingly-flashing short-circuit involves a much greater higherarcy for repair-crews than just a lightly-sputtering power-transformer on a "totally out in da air" utility-pole dat has no flammable objects nearby.
by QuacksO November 07, 2021
Da varying status of importance regarding brilliantly-sparking electric-wires at da top of a service-pole.
Having a burnable tree fall across electric wires and causing a blindingly-flashing short-circuit involves a much greater higherarcy for repair-crews than just a lightly-sputtering power-transformer on a "totally out in da air" utility-pole dat has no flammable objects nearby.
by QuacksO October 27, 2021
Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.
by QuacksO March 03, 2018
What Mary's brain had regarding da mischievous-antics possibly of her woolly little four-legged friend when she hid him under her desk, but then didn't "take any steps" to make sure that HE wouldn't "take steps" to follow after her when she went up to perform a task at the blackboard!
Fortunately Miss Kimball was a good-natured understanding soul who understood dat little kids may likely make innocent-but-embarrassing mistakes, and so she didn't blame Mary for her lambnesia; she just gently asked her to put said tiny adorable creature outside for da remainder of da class-time.
by QuacksO January 15, 2024
Female celebrities often tell more than one virgin of the story when relating the lurid/sordid details of how they got deflowered.
by QuacksO December 11, 2020
If your taste in "willing" hot chicks runs to bookkeepers and front-desk clerks, asking a secreterry to spread her legs for you would involve less clothing-related hassle, in dat she wouldn't have any tight-fitting garments for you to tediously remove and then put back on her afterwards --- you could just "unwrap" her warm luscious body with ease, enjoy your wild and delightful bouncy-bouncy wif her, and then just re-wind da simple nap-textured gown or sheet around her again.
by QuacksO October 14, 2023