Definitions by QuacksO
whydespread
Nancy Pelosi refused to detail Obamacare, resulting in whydespread demanding answers about her reluctance to reveal what was actually in said bill.
whydespread by QuacksO May 2, 2021
widespread occurrence
An event involving a gal's offering easy access to her "fun zone" by lying back on da bed with her legs broadly apart.
Hearing dat I was lonesome, da cute waitress at da corner-diner promised me a "widespread occurrence", but then instead of having sex with me, she just gave me a foot-long roll with mayonnaise liberally applied to its inner surfaces! What a letdown!!!
widespread occurrence by QuacksO May 2, 2021
surgial altercation
What ya get when ya move da "c" from da first word to da second. Since "Sergio" is a Spanish name, maybe this term refers to a dust-up dat occurs in a Mexican hospital during a disagreement over a tummy-tuck, breast-augmentation, sex-change operation, etc.
Some people are so horrified at their post-facelift appearance dat they actually get into a surgial altercation with da doctor or other staff.
surgial altercation by QuacksO May 1, 2021
Paulatician
A government mucky-muck who either is prejudiced against or shows favoritism towards folks named Paula.
Slick Willie was quite da Paulatician --- and da Monicatician, and da Juanitatician, and on and on and on... he didn't care WHAT da ladies' names were, as long as they had lips (both upstairs and down!), butts, and boobs!
Paulatician by QuacksO April 30, 2021
spudometer
If da Little Red Hen had been baking potatoes instead of bread, her non-helpful colleague-animals would have glanced at their individual spudometer-readouts and found dat they all displayed da exact same humiliating/disappointing tally-figures:
"Number of spuds planted: 0
Number of spuds tended: 0
Number of spuds harvested: 0
Number of spuds prepared: 0
Number of spuds baked: 0"
And lastly, of course {{{drum roll}}} ---
"Number of baked spuds given me to eat: 0"
"Number of spuds planted: 0
Number of spuds tended: 0
Number of spuds harvested: 0
Number of spuds prepared: 0
Number of spuds baked: 0"
And lastly, of course {{{drum roll}}} ---
"Number of baked spuds given me to eat: 0"
spudometer by QuacksO April 29, 2021
eelectricity
Da source of da hair-bristling jolt dat you may likely get when you swim in waters inhabited by one or more bluntnose knifefish.
Da ancient Greeks found dat purposely subjecting themselves to eelectricity was helpful for arthritis, pain, blood-circulation issues, and other health problems. I therefore wonder if said "shocking" treatment might also be effective in reducing da "buzz" from having excessively imbibed at da local pub???
eelectricity by QuacksO April 28, 2021