illawgical

Describes da dumba** behavior of da ivory-tower-and-mahogany-paneled-boardroom fat cats in Washington who brainlessly craft our nation's rules 'n' regulations without considering da pesky little "inconvenient truths" like reality, previous legislation, available resources, citizens' actual capabilities, etc.
Tronald Dump must really love da present Congress, since their totally-illawgical mindsets mean dat he can basically get away with anything and they will approve his actions.
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
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male enhandsomement

A medication dat makes a guy look more attractive to a lady, as well as keeping his wee-wee "standing at attention".
I like to keep my female romantic partners as friends for life, and so I would want a lady to have sex with me only if she found me likeable to begin with; I wouldn't wanna fool her with any male enhandsomement supplements.
by QuacksO April 11, 2020
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when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".
If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???
by QuacksO July 26, 2024
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black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".
According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?
by QuacksO March 30, 2017
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fundamnental

A basic guideline for effectively using "salty" language.
A fundamnentalist could refer to someone who either is super-seriously opposed to profanity, or laces his Bible-thumping rhetoric with assorted "adjectives" dat do not truly add anything meaningful to said tirades, and generally serve to just turn listeners away, especially those with young impressionable children.
by QuacksO February 25, 2023
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purserverance

Unwavering determination to carry out da duties of a ship's accountant.
Da portly board-members of Rich Industries were none too pleased when Young Richie assumed temporary control of da company --- thanks to his purserverance, said arrogant cigar-smokers' stated goal of "cutting da company fat" majorly backfired, in dat THEY THEMSELVES ended up taking a pay-cut!
by QuacksO July 06, 2024
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Bilboberry

The Hobbits' favorite medicinal berry.
Medicine made from the Bilboberry will exist and treat you effectively as long as you're inside the bright 'n' balmy lands of The Shire, but just like Dorothy's silver shoes and magic belt that will vanish once you leave the Land of Oz, said wondrous elixirs will disappear from your pockets or saddlebags if you head out into the Big Wide World of Middle Earth.
by QuacksO May 29, 2019
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