What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.
Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
by QuacksO August 06, 2025
Get the She said I could rub her feet afterwardsmug. I made da mistake of using too high a setting on my dehydrator when drying a tray of garden-produce, and so I ended up with Swiss charred!
by QuacksO March 31, 2025
Get the Swiss charredmug. by QuacksO June 15, 2021
Get the guirlancymug. The Ferrousies may have believed in only one god, but they surely spent an "ungodly" amount of time fighting with their neighbors (and creating iron weapons to do so) instead of actually sitting down with them and cool-headedly researching/discussing said belief.
by QuacksO May 22, 2019
Get the Ferrousiesmug. Says here in da monthly brewsletter dat da employees are forbidden to drink on the job; otherwise they would hafta also publish a monthly "bruiseletter" of all da injuries from tipsy workers' drunkenly blunderin' into and fallin' over stuff while performing their daily tasks!
by QuacksO June 05, 2019
Get the brewslettermug. What occurs when a buxom chick with two chest-pillow-loving admirers either can't decide which of them she wants to be sexually-exclusive with or simply doesn't want either of them to feel left out, and so she allows both dudes to simultaneously play with her boobs, with one eager stud fondling and suckling on one of her titties from each side.
Cohabititting can indeed be a good way to satisfy all da hot hunks in yer life, but supplying them with some form of padded headgear beforehand might be in order, to avoid their painfully bumping heads while engaged in da lustful savoring of your ample chest-meat.
by QuacksO June 08, 2019
Get the cohabitittingmug. Nerdy brother to Al Gore. Little known to the general public, but similarly-learned in using mathematical operations/equations to make "inconvenient truth" speeches.
If we study the key Al Gore rhythms and compare them with Law Gore rhythms, will we actually get a clearer idea of how to solve global warming, or will we just get even more confused with all of those complex mathematical formulas???
by QuacksO November 25, 2021
Get the Law Goremug.