Definitions by QuacksO

guirlancy 

Da degree dat a female floats in water.

Since most females have a thicker fat-layer than males, their guirlancy is greater.

guirlancy by QuacksO June 15, 2021

johnre 

A sub-class of dudes wif da most common of male first names.

Are there more dudes wif a certain first name in Wisconsin (whether they have a similar-sounding last name or work in lumber yards is optional), or is dat a "johnre" dat basically spans da entire nation?

johnre by QuacksO June 15, 2021

coreoner

An investigator who tries to determine what person ate a particular apple, based on da discarded center of said fruit.

If you want to maximize your tummy-filling enjoyment of a Red Delicious or Macintosh, using a paring knife to cut said fruit in quarters and carefully trim out da stem, seeds, and center-fins --- rather than just messily chomping away most of da apple's edible part --- is da way to accomplish this; it also largely foils a coreoner who might be looking for tooth-marks and other distinctive evidence in da tossed remains.

coreoner by QuacksO June 15, 2021

spaghetty 

Da ultra-cheap "food of choice" consumed by da also-super-parsimonious "evil twin" of da infamous obsessively-penny-pinching horse-grain-munching Depression-era millionairess.

I wonder if spaghetty is more or less expensive per pound of reconstituted product than oatmeal?

spaghetty by QuacksO June 15, 2021

chappaquidditch

A dangerous game played by witches and wizards while riding in Oldsmobile Delmont 88 sedans; da game consists of players' trying to swiftly traverse a narrow unlit bridge at nighttime, without falling off da edge.

I dunno if Ted Kennedy and/or Mary Jo Kopechne were attempting an impromptu game of "chappaquidditch" on that fateful night in mid-July of 1969, but I cannot see how they would have even known about da game at dat time, since da "Harry Potter" authoress had only been born less than four years earlier, and so she could not possibly have started writing her famous novels till much later.

chappaquidditch by QuacksO June 14, 2021

boxite 

Shredded cardboard that's used to make new stiff-walled cubical cartons.

If BOXES are made from corrugated cardboard, would you be able to use solid/flat/thin paper-board to make BOXITE slurry, or would you need to only recycle old already-corrugated fiber-stock for this purpose???

boxite by QuacksO June 13, 2021

investorgation 

Criminal-activity inquiry into da likes of Michael Milken and Bernie Madoff.

So much widespread corruption exists in daily Wall-Street trading dat any proper investorgation would likely take decades to complete.

investorgation by QuacksO June 12, 2021