QuacksO's definitions

siphilization

The widely-STD-infected human race, largely starting in the 1970's with the increased popularity of "free love". Tends to ebb and flow in inverse proportion to the worldwide supply of natural rubber --- the more latex that's available for making condoms, the lower the syphilization, and vice-versa.

I hear that they're gonna be hoarding more of the available rubber for making tires this year, so I expect to see an uptick in the siphilization.

by QuacksO September 22, 2016

Tippycanoe

Nickname for a U.S. president who was on very "unstable" political turf, and thus he should be very careful not to "male waves" in Congress.

President John Tyler was a staunch supporter of slavery which any reasonable-minded citizen would oppose, so it's no wonder that he had a really Tippycanoe dude as a running-mate.

by QuacksO August 11, 2019

blabnormal

More yacking than most folks are accustomed to, but perfectly routine for da speaker.

I find Ellen DeGeneres's commentary irritating and overly talkative, but I guess that's merely blabnormal for her fans!

by QuacksO June 28, 2025

elosery

Used to describe an ambiguously-worded statement or contract dat causes someone to "get da raw end of da deal" if he naively follows through on its apparent meaning.

There are so many "too good to be true" offers and proposals floating around da web these days, but they are invariably just elosery deals.

by QuacksO March 19, 2021

shoulder-scrunchies

Gentle-to-medium pressure kneading motions that you administer to someone's shoulders, either to relieve aches/tension and generally soothe his overall physical/emotional status, or to simply savor his/her sinewy/pliable muscle-tissue (this is especially pleasurable if the person is not wearing any covering on his/her shoulders, since it permits you direct flesh-to-flesh contact with your hands for maximum sensory pleasure, and it also lets him/her feel the caring warmth/softness of your hands). These simple massages can be administered to your friend from either the front or the rear, although it is usually safer and more comfy for the person if you do it from the front, since this ensures that your fingertips will not accidentally dig into the tender joint-grooves just below his shoulders.

I love giving shoulder-scrunchies to cute chicks whom I meet for the first time --- it harmlessly and unobtrusively builds her trust and shows her what pleasant soothing "magic" I can work with my hands, and so she will often permit me to gradually "progress" to other juicy portions of her real estate until I eventually have her completely stark-naked within half an hour.

by QuacksO February 27, 2017

Gulliath

Sarcastic term for a noisy winged beach-dweller who has become gargantuan in size --- and weight --- from totally pigging out on popcorn and Cheez Doodles dat people toss to him.

Maybe instead of resorting to violence, David could have defeated Gulliath simply by feeding him large quantities of junk food that would have made him too ponderously bloated and heavy to move.

by QuacksO October 28, 2022

excuese

A stupid-a** reason for playing a table-balls-type game instead of working, partaking of outdoor activities, spending time with family and/or friends, etc.

Andy Capp uses any excuese he can think of to head off to the snooker-hall instead of getting a job or helping Flo with housework.

by QuacksO November 24, 2019