QuacksO's definitions

rehearseal

A prior "practice run" dat a mortuary performs to make sure dat a funeral will go off fairly well.

Whenever a black widow announces her upcoming wedding, da local funeral home immediately performs a rehearseal, since they assume dat their services will be needed quite soon!

by QuacksO February 19, 2022

heart attax

What you experience whenever da annual IRS statement and/or local property-assessment bill arrives.

I always live extra-frugally and set aside a healthy emergency-fund; besides making good business sense, this diligent practice also largely safeguards against heart attax every year.

by QuacksO February 25, 2023

clairevoyant

Someone who possesses supernatural perception-capabilities regarding women named Claire.

Someone who is clairevoyant could make a great spy if he is paired with another agent named Claire, since he could then receive information from her while she was seeking data inside "enemy territory"; she could merely "beam" messages to him with her mind, without her needing to have any cameras or radio-transmitters that could be found if she was searched by any adversaries.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

dissadisfied

How Florrie Capp's "mum" supposedly is most of da time --- always wanting to be less pleased/cheerful than she presently is.

Andy Capp claims to actually "be a God-send" to his "perpetually dissadisfied mum-in-law --- "She's a pessimist --- she's never happy unless she's UNhappy". :P

by QuacksO October 16, 2023

kingenuity

Exceptional cleverness dat allows you to either prove dat you are indeed a rightful heir or hoodwink da members of a family into believing dat you are actually a relative of theirs.

It didn't take much kingenuity on Jafar's part to convince Aladdin dat he was his long-lost uncle.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

pryority

Assigned top-importance to applying leverage to something.

Bringing along a good crow-bar should be your top pryority if you don't wanna suffer an elevated tamperature when breaking into a safe.

by QuacksO April 7, 2021

beasts of burden

The members of our population with totally "non-human" or "wild animal" mindsets (think, Rockefeller-type multi-billionaires, big-biz leaders, government bureaucrats, drug lords, etc.) who "live high on the hog" themselves, but who subject the rest of us to great stress and unfair toil merely to support their unhealthy greed for wealth and power.

They say that the top 1% of the human population controls half of the world's wealth --- seems like these "rich bugs" view all of us as mere beasts of burden to labor and provide for their own selfish luxury and arrogant feelings of control.

by QuacksO December 3, 2019