Definitions by QuacksO

retallyate 

To get back at someone you're steamed at by altering da amount, number, weight, or volume of something.

Da clerk at da hardware store put too few screws in da bag last time, so I retallyated by putting too MANY screws in da bag this time --- i.e., claiming dat there were fewer in da bag than there actually were.

retallyate by QuacksO June 19, 2021

eriesponsible

What you would be if you ventured out on one of da Great Lakes during a gale warning.

Captain Ernest McSorley wasn't actually plying da waters of da southern-most lake in da "great five" when da Edmund Fitzgerald sank, but he was still being very eriesponsible to sail during dat period.

eriesponsible by QuacksO June 19, 2021

gnatural 

Non-synthetic with regards to tiny pest-insects.

I hate da idea of using toxic chemicals around my home; I much prefer to use gnatural substances to control nuisance-bugs.

gnatural by QuacksO June 18, 2021

dyeary 

A day-to-day record-book of how you colored your hair.

With all da weird 'n' wacky hairdos dat young punks indulge in these days, it would take a much bigger/thicker memo-book to serve as a dyeary for one of them than just a standard two-inch-thick half-page-size writing-pad dat most people would use for recording their daily adventures.

dyeary by QuacksO June 17, 2021

dieary 

A day-to-day-events book dat you write from beyond da grave.

If you got bumped off before your time, be sure dat your grave-site is designed to be accessible to homicide detectives, so dat dey can open your casket periodically and read your dieary in case your wandering restless soul is able to find out evidence of who offed you.

dieary by QuacksO June 17, 2021

kidnapster

Someone who abducts children by enticing them with music.

Professional toddler-stealers in the early 20th century like Georgia Tann and Bessie Bernard were notorious for luring children with things like candy and offers of car-rides; one wonders if they could have done even more harm if high-quality audio-systems had been invented by the time, and thus appealiong-sounding tunes could also have been used to attract children, these shameless human traffickers therefore could have become kidnapsters, as well.

kidnapster by QuacksO June 16, 2021

earrigation 

Da act of copiously rinsing yer auditory canals with warm water to flush out da dried BS dat deceitful/verbose gum-flappers have deposited there.

One would do well to avoid paying attention to gossipy or loquacious individuals (foam-rubber noise-plugs can be unobtrusively/invisibly utilized for this purpose) to begin with, since frequent earrigation can eventually create soreness in said tender tunnels.

earrigation by QuacksO June 15, 2021