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Even with modern manufacturing technology, most ordinary cloth items still need to be assembled with needle-and-thread work, so da disappearance of sewciety as we know it should not be happening anytime soon.
by QuacksO August 22, 2022
Get the sewciety mug.A "Jewish good luck" alcoholic beverage that unexpectedly blows up in your face when you're about to take a sip.
Mazeltov cocktails are indeed extremely startling and traumatic. If said explosive concoction is carefully formulated to be non-injurious, though, but merely to scare da livin' crap outta da "victim", it can sometimes be effective in getting him to stop drinking altogether, just like da infamous snapping/shocking cigarette-pack is intended to encourage someone to "kick da habit", since da booby-trapped box's acutely-unwelcome "surprise" will make da smoker always warily think twice before "lighting up" in da future.
by QuacksO November 10, 2018
Get the mazeltov cocktail mug.Da modest amount dat you hope dat yer new frecklefaced-redhead girlfriend will cost you. (Note: I am totally pro-equality, and so there is no gender-bias intended here; it's just that it's a long-practiced tradition that the guy picks up the tab for any dating-related expenses that the girl incurs, especially if "HE had asked HER" --- i.e., the guy had been the one who had approached the girl for the date --- and so the idea would be that SHE was doing HIM a favor by being his partner, and therefore she should not have to burden her own budget during said outing.
What with modern sky-high prices even for simple foods and entertainment, expecting a cute Irish chick to be content with just "a dollar o'day" in dating costs might be a bit unrealistic; a better thing to do would be to discuss beforehand what said hot Celtic-origined damsel most enjoys for meals and/or recreation, and then see if said preferences can be palatably met in a fairly-economical fashion, such as walking/biking around to various places instead of driving, having a picnic of supermarket-fare instead of eating out, renting a video instead of going to a theater, visiting hiking-trails and scenic overlooks instead of shelling out for pricey park-entry fees, etc..
by QuacksO August 9, 2025
Get the a dollar o'day mug.A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Get the knock on wood mug.Da highly-undesirable "taking back of da merchandise" actions dat you will likely encounter if you don't make your vehicle-payments.
I greatly value da peace of mind of being financially-solvent and debt-free, and so I try to always "buy used" and pay cash for stuff so dat I will avoid any repocussions down da road.
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
Get the repocussions mug.What is da difference between a recovering alcoholic and da large gossamer-winged insect dat eats mosquitos? Well, da soaring bug is a "dragon-fly", and da person is a "flagon-dry" --- i.e., he is now a teetotaler who never wets da inside of his fancy metal or glass tankard with strong drink, but instead just proudly displays it empty in his front window or on a shelf to show dat he's no longer using it for its intended purpose.
by QuacksO April 18, 2024
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