If Ethan Couch hadn't had such a total poutlook on life from his lofty financial position, he might have made more "real" friends and avoided all the horrendous legal entanglements that he --- and by extension, his family --- is into now.
by QuacksO December 19, 2019
Get the poutlook on lifemug. If you get sacked for prankish cheeky behavior, can you then draw "unimployment" benefits till you find another position?
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
Get the imploymentmug. Refers to regularly-doled-out "buddy payment" expenditures dat occur after a "frisky stallion and mare" couple has separated and thus are no longer "horsing around" with each other.
Da term "palominoy" could also refer to da relinquishing of actual "equine assets" after a divorce or co-habitation breakup --- i.e., one party is obliged to turn over to da other party one or more horses dat he owns as support/recompense for da two-party union's no longer being present.
by QuacksO May 27, 2021
Get the palominoymug. Someone who is attracted to a human of either gender if said human will purchase desired items for said someone.
I only choose friends who will still "stand by you if you're down and out". No materialistic "fair weather friend" buysexuals for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO September 22, 2019
Get the buysexualmug. Just like "Fragile" or "This side up", this labeling will almost 100% guarantee that your parcel will be tossed, bounced, drop-kicked, and/or stomped upon by disgruntled/delinquent shipping-personnel during its entire journey from you to your intended recipient. Yep, I'm talking to YOU, USPS/UPS/FedEx!!! There --- I said it --- got it off my chest! :P
During the infamous "angry political activists shooting at passing semi-trucks" period back in the 80's, some truckers apparently resorted to painting their trailers with huge "Caution: explosives"-type signs to discourage nearby riflemen who would prefer not to get blown up themselves along with their intended targets. A cartoon in a magazine during that time showed two redneck 18-wheeler-drivers discussing a huge "WHAMMO DYNAMITE" label that the speaker has painted on the side of his van; the driver is saying something like, "Actually, I'm hauling dried prunes, but I feel a lot safer this way, rather than my having 'Handle with care' written on there instead."
by QuacksO September 10, 2018
Get the Handle with caremug. An eating-establishment where undercover cops hang out in the hopes of nabbing people who are on the run.
Dirty Harry was able to use the arrestaurant to catch his suspect; too bad the crook didn't think to count whether Harry had fired five shots or six; he didn't know the gun was empty when Harry told him, "Go ahead --- make my day!".
by QuacksO May 12, 2019
Get the arrestaurantmug. I put a pot on the stove to boil some eggs, but then I forgot to add the eggs to the pot, and so I discovered nuthin' but an "empty" pot after boiling it for five minutes! I was sooooo eggsasperated!
by QuacksO October 09, 2018
Get the eggsasperatedmug.