If ya can get pepilepsy from consuming too many sodas, what would da revved-up condition be from drinking excessive "red, white. and blue" beverage be called... "Pepilepsi"?
by QuacksO February 12, 2020
Describes how Bible-thumpers view either:
(1) unmarried co-habitation, or
(2) using a substandard dwelling as a chapel.
(1) unmarried co-habitation, or
(2) using a substandard dwelling as a chapel.
After da town officials converted an old storage-barn into a place of worship, a lot of young hot-in-da-crotch couples started taking turns sleeping together inside it during da nighttime --- what a shackrilege!
by QuacksO April 16, 2024
When Pig Pen says he's gonna take a bath when he gets home, Charlie Brown asks him if he's gonna get all cleaned up; said muddy child responds dat as soiled as he always seems to get, he's learned not to expect too much from a soap-and-water session --- "l just feel satisfied if da wash merely settles da dust." So it sounds like his crudibility will be preserved for da time being.
by QuacksO April 21, 2022
A sexually-ravenous chick who possesses such an insatiable craving for man-milk that she is never content even if she already has a well-hung and virile male companion; she therefore compulsively scuttles around the neighborhood whenever he's away and begs all the other hot hunks to let her suck them off and swallow their entire warm thick creamy "loads" that had gradually been "accumulating" inside their guy-junk during the day, and that they'd been saving up for their own significant others when they got home; the hapless studs are therefore completely "drained" afterwards, and thus can only manage a minuscule watery dribble sometime later when their own partners return and want a little "action" for themselves.
Health practitioner: I'm always suspicious about some of these otherwise-healthy-looking young dudes' claims that they have erectile dysfunction or low sperm-count due to medical/environmental reasons... I always ask around town to see if there are any freeloaders in the area before I make a final determination.
by QuacksO August 01, 2018
If one is actually telling da truth, said factual assertions will likely speak for themselves, and so there should be no need to deafeningly "sell it" --- trying to be "bullyvable" often causes listeners to feel even LESS confident of da proffered information's accuracy.
by QuacksO April 20, 2023
When taking personal-subject-matter self-help/character-assessment questionnaires online, I use one of those privacy-filter screen-protectors to foil any inquizitive shoulder-surfers who might happen by.
by QuacksO April 05, 2020
Selfishly-entitled individuals like Ethan Couch view anything whatsoever dat doesn't go exactly to their liking as crytearya to squallingly go through great wads of Kleenex.
by QuacksO January 08, 2024