I remember dat there was a film in which King Kong did battle with da armor-plated Faro-Island-based behemoth, so maybe Kong could be considered da Satanzilla of said towering hulking monster.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
The infamous and hotly-debated controversy over shallow-water navigational methods which pitted the skiff/dinghy dealers against the hip-boot manufacturers. On the one hand, it is indeed simpler and easier to paddle ("row") a punt around the shoreline as opposed to slogging heavily ("wading") through the mud, but the boat tends to scrape bottom whenever there's anyone sitting in it. This dilemma was further exacerbated back in the mid-20th century with the advent of the notoriously-unreliable Sears&Rowback outboard motor, which often necessitated both paddling AND squish-squooshing over pebbly jagged-seashell-flecked muck to return to the dock from whence you came.
The U.S. Supreme Court was obliged to delay judgement on the "row versus wade" debate pending further developments; they promised to rule on the case once humans gained control over tidal movements.
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
With all da weird 'n' wacky hairdos dat young punks indulge in these days, it would take a much bigger/thicker memo-book to serve as a dyeary for one of them than just a standard two-inch-thick half-page-size writing-pad dat most people would use for recording their daily adventures.
by QuacksO June 17, 2021
I cannot for da life of me understand how playing lovely music would cause someone to feel so absaulutely incensed dat he would wanna murder da musician. Good music has da total-opposite effect on me; I feel much MORE calm, not to mention immensely grateful to da musicians for favoring me wif their sweet melodies.
by QuacksO August 20, 2023
Medieval Greek/Roman science/biological-fantasy fiction written by supposedly-learned scholars who were merely trippin' out on drugs during their periods of scroll-writing, and so their fantastical hieroglyphic tales came primarily from just their own deranged-brain ramblings, rather than being rooted in any historical facts or beliefs.
I have never understood why ancient methology should be a required subject in high school --- what earthly use to the average American is knowledge of morbid-fairly-tale stuff that was written down many centuries ago, especially when it originated in a far-off country and wasn't even true to begin with??
by QuacksO March 03, 2017
Having attractive characterwristics could allow you to land a job modelling elegant bracelets and watches.
by QuacksO November 20, 2021
Reducing da sting of negativity by behaving in a fantasy-based manner and invalidly claiming grandiose accomplishments.
by QuacksO April 05, 2022