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armed robbery

Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.
If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
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calmpatible

A "cool 'n' composed" style of personality-meshing.
Tiffany appreciates me for who I am and how well I treat her, and so she always feels placidly serene in my presense --- we're definitely calmpatible.
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
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hexaggeration

Wildly-stretching-of-da-truth claim about how effective your voodoo-practice really is.
To help MacGyver defeat da villain in da episode, voodoo-priestess Mama Lorraine made a huge hexaggeration with her facial features and other gestures to scare da living crap outta da merc and temporarily prevent him from interfering with what Mac was trying to do; afterwards she guffawingly told Mac dat she had da hardest time not cracking up while performing her dramatic fakery on da hapless manipulator.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
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ohmission

A failure-to-act event regarding electrical resistance of some kind.
One should always check a new anti-static wrist-strap to make sure dat da manufacturer remembered to put in da resistor on da grounding-wire --- an ohmission of dis vital component would likely create a nasty spark-discharge shock through both your sensitive wrist and any static-sensitive component dat you're trying to protect wif said strap!
by QuacksO December 5, 2021
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propiety

Da bible-thumpers' assorted "sniffy 'n' stuffy" rules regarding acceptable dress/behavior.
Many dishonest or hypocritical folks are outwardly devout and church-going, but that hardly makes them very good examples of propiety!
by QuacksO November 11, 2024
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dream guy

Referring to a gal's fantasy-idea of a perfect fuzzy-chested snuggle-buddy, this type of fellow not only treats his lady right and is kind, gentle, smart, funny, etc., but he also always keeps an eye on how she's resting while taking a nap, and then he immediately wakes her up whenever her agonized tossing and/or whimpering indicates that she's having a nightmare, so that she doesn't have to needlessly suffer from the bad dream for even one instant longer.
Groggy red-eyed dude: I love how Tiffany adoringly calls me her dream guy and always lets me sleep with her, but she sometimes has several nightmares back-to-back which oblige me to keep waking her up and then soothing her back to sleep again, and so I often don't get much shut-eye myself!
by QuacksO December 24, 2017
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Krattitude

What youngsters may eventually develop from watching zany wild-animals shows on PBS.
TV-celebrity brothers Chris and Martin may indeed act kinda weird during their PBS-Kids nature shows, but I've never seen my little ones developing any Krattitudes as a result of watching said silly stuff; it's one of their favorite shows, too.
by QuacksO January 16, 2023
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