QuacksO's definitions

Simmerron

Da infamous "Cadillac dat wasn't", with a hideous body-design and a lackluster engine dat always ran a bit hot, matching da tempers of any folks unfortunate enough to drive them.

Da Cadillac Simmerron has a bit of a cult following nowadays, just as with other classic "cars we loved to hate" like AMC's Pacer and Gremlin. But most folks --- and even GM itself --- would prefer to just forget about them!

by QuacksO October 7, 2023

endorphans

Chemicals produced by da brain dat make you feel less unhappy about your biological parents' no longer being alive.

If adoptive parents make an extra effort to cause an adopted child to feel welcome and valued in their family, said child will not need to depend so heavily on endorphans to help him feel emotionally stable and reasonably contented.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023

rack-opinion steering

Refers to how a "typical red-blooded stud" directs or "pilots" his gaze and/or footsteps in the direction of certain attractive ladies at a beach or social-gathering, depending upon his perception of how shapely the "set of twins" are that each of said cuties happens to possess.

Whenever I go out on da town in da evening to meet da ladies, I always seem to end up sitting next to gals wif perky D-cup boobs --- guess I've got rack-opinion steering!

by QuacksO June 13, 2018

celibatory

Anything involving partying and/or cheering due to someone;s remaining a virgin till marriage.

As difficult as it is to "keep your drawers on", it seems dat anyone who's actually managed to do so for a significant period of time should be given celibatory praise once in a while.

by QuacksO August 22, 2022

putential

How good you are at shifting and placing objects.

A clumsy and/or ignorant individual often lacks PUTential in many fairly-simple endeavors like PUTTING STUFF AWAY or PUTTING THINGS IN ORDER, and so fellow humans may have a hard time PUTTING UP WITH HIM.

by QuacksO July 12, 2025

Mercy buckets!

Plastic pails of relief/comfort-materials --- i.e., cleansing-wipes, salve/ointment, bandages, hot-packs, ice-compresses, etc. --- dat bring much-needed solace to people with abrasions, sunburn, tired/achy muscles, sore/irritated skin, etc., and so they will profusely thank you in French for providing said soothing products.

Company nurse, speaking to a worker who's suffering heat-stroke: Want a nice cool wet towel and some milk of magnesia?
Worker: S'il vous plait.
Nurse, administering said welcome relief: Silver plates?!
Worker: Mercy buckets!

by QuacksO August 10, 2024

Pexpectations

Da lofty features/capabilities dat you envision from installing crimpable plastic tubing in your plumbing system.

Cross-linked polyethylene pipe is indeed superior in many ways to conventional copper or PVC water lines, but one should not have excessively-high Pexpectations --- said wonder-sleeving still needs be installed carefully and neatly, protected from freezing, etc.

by QuacksO December 11, 2022