QuacksO's definitions

cottonuity

Unbroken progression or integrity of natural-fiber products.

If you encounter cottonuity issues when sewing, try switching to polyester thread; it's known for more durability and stretch/flexibility.

by QuacksO June 28, 2025

humpire

Someone who keeps an eye on sizeable rounded protrusions, camels, or copulation activities.

Da word "humpire" could also refer to a whole town or city where many of da residents are "doing it" at will; Warren Jeffs' congregation comes to mind.

by QuacksO April 15, 2021

toe-temptation

Where a cutie-chick sheds her flip-flops and wigglingly extends her pretty toes out towards a passing mushy-hearted guy whom she knows has a major foot-fetish, prompting him to immediately postpone whatever task/errand he was engaged in and hurry over to savoringly cradle and massage her feet for half an hour.

Offering a toe-temptation to nice dude is an excellent way to get him to practically worship you and perform lots of little favors/errands for you; extra points if you also happen to be double-jointed, since this will allow him to gleefully flex your toes back at a right-angle, which is what a guy with a foot-fetish most loves to do... just present him wif yer slender tootsies every time you see him, and you'll have him totally eatin' outta yer hand before you know it.

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

peckerdillo

A minor offense or sin involving Mr. Happy.

Having a visible hard--on or jizzing your pants may indded be viewed as merely a peckerdillo by most people, but it can be intensely embarrassing for the unfortunate dude with the unruly wiener!

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

aspersians

Negative commentary regarding Iran.

Back in da '80's and '90's, lots of people cast major aspersians about said oil-rich Muslum country, but folks are learning now how da main-stream media had deceived them in many ways on da subject.

by QuacksO January 17, 2023

neighked

Refers to da unclothed state dat a horse usually is, except in da wintertime when he wears a horse-blanket.

Since a four-legged whinnyer is totally neighked virtually all da time, you can usually determine its gender simply by looking between its hind legs to see if it has a you-know-what or not.

by QuacksO October 11, 2020

pissistent

Not giving up easily in one's efforts to take a whiz.

If you expect other guys to let you have a turn at the urinal, you may need to be pissistent.

by QuacksO November 2, 2021