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Porscheia

Da eloquently-speaking defense-attorney in da "Merchant of Venice" play, as performed by automobile-themed charterers from da Pixar-Studios-produced "Cars" movies.
If Porscheia is da "good gal vehicle" in Shakespeare's famous play, then what make-and-model of auto-bubble is da "bad guy vehicle"?? A Buick "Shylark"?
by QuacksO June 4, 2021
mugGet the Porscheiamug.

cawsmetics

Makeup dat covers da "crow's feet" around yer eyelids.
In China, dey associate being old wif acquired wisdom, and so da senior citizens wear their wrinkles wif pride --- dey don't bother wif cawsmetics.
by QuacksO July 1, 2020
mugGet the cawsmeticsmug.

conglumerate

A sizeable collective of smaller groups whose members aren't overly thrilled with how things are going.
Telemarketing is majorly hyped as an effective sales tool, but when all is said and done, da majority of said phone-wielding employees form a huge conglumerate, with long hours glued to da handset and little paying-customer-volume to show for it!
by QuacksO April 14, 2024
mugGet the conglumeratemug.

coorridor

Da aisle in da store where da beer is stocked.
As part of a "drying out" court-order, some recovering alcoholics are not only forbidden from consuming alcohol of any kind, but they also are not allowed to even walk down da coorridor in a supermarket for fear dat they might be tempted to purchase some of da displayed drinks.
by QuacksO May 31, 2021
mugGet the coorridormug.

good behavior

Something you only need to maintain while you're in da slammer --- once you get released again, anything goes.
Once you get your imprisonment-sentence shortened considerably for good behavior, you can return to the street and then be just as bad as you please until you get busted again.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
mugGet the good behaviormug.

tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.
Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??
by QuacksO April 2, 2020
mugGet the tart lawmug.

BYOB vs. MYOB

BYOB vs. MYOB

If you do the former when you go to a party, it may significantly reduce your abilities to do the latter with the guests at said party.
I don't drink and I have zero desire to either gossip or stick my inquisitive beak in where it doesn't belong, so I don't have any problem with "BYOB vs. MYOB" myself. Sometimes one or more others at a gathering I'm attending are not quite so discreet or inhibited when they get a little alcohol into them, however, and so they may "start in on me" about personal stuff in my life that is neither a problem for them nor even concerns them in any way, and so I hafta just quietly "make a hasty exit" before things get ugly.
by QuacksO June 30, 2019
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