Definitions by QuacksO

roll-model 

An older human who claims to be one whom you should listen to and unquestioningly trust/follow/value everything he says about abstaining from premarital sex, but who in reality loves to majorly "get it on" wif hot chicks himself, and so he instead is merely someone whom you could emulate as far as his demonstrating "how it's done" --- i.e., da process of doing a few "over-and-over rotations" wif a girl in da hay.

Sniffy adult tongue-cluckers who point disapprovingly at young folks' engaging in unwedded bouncy-bouncies often act dat way not because they actually desire to help our nation's youth to live more "prim-'n'-proper" lives, but merely to cover da humiliatingly-hypocritical fact dat THEY THEMSELVES may have "gotten some" as teenagers, too --- what lousy roll-models!

roll-model by QuacksO March 21, 2023

finally donned on us 

Describes how da realization dat da mussed-up-haired ex-White-House jerk who'd promised to "make America great again" actually ended up doing da opposite was quite late in coming for so many US citizens.

So wif da supposed impending arrest of da egotistical former-prez jerk and self-proclaimed "America's 'trump' card", it's finally donned on us dat perhaps --- just PERHAPS --- said clueless rich bug wasn't such a wonderful knight in shining armor after all.

finally donned on us by QuacksO March 21, 2023

backwuhds

How high-tines high-society city-slickers view da "country bumpkin" common-folk.

So da high-falutin' rich bugs in da metropolis think dat we "backwoods" people are all just a bunch of "backwuhds" hicks, do they?! Well, excuuuuuuuuse me --- we may indeed not be all sniffy and refined like they are, but I'd like to know if very many of THEM would know how to change a flat tire or sew on a loose button themselves like we-all do!!! :P

backwuhds by QuacksO March 20, 2023

Quaalewd

A powerful sedative-drug dat suppresses your urges to do smutty stuff in public.

Oh, boy --- there goes Old Mr. Jones tottering naked down da street in broad daylight --- looks like he's gone off his Quaalewds again!

Quaalewd by QuacksO March 20, 2023

haastage 

What famed venom-harvesters Bill and/or Clarita would have been if any of their poisonous snakes had gotten loose and held them captive against their will.

Da intrepid Miami-based cobra-milker lived to be over a hundred; it's theorized dat da regular venom-inoculations dat he administered to himself may have contributed to send extended existence. Lots of his snakes did bite him during those many decades, but none of them ever held him haastage.

haastage by QuacksO March 19, 2023

dairyiere 

Da delightful tushy of an overalls-wearing farmer's daughter at a cow-ranch.

Da term "dairyiere" could refer not only to da lovely "creamy-complexioned" behind of a gorgeous "milk-maid", but it could also refer to da act of "milking da cow" --- i.e., getting said cute chick to spread her legs for you.

dairyiere by QuacksO March 18, 2023

London Derriere 

A song dat refers to da delectable object you'd be after when looking for a "piece of a**" in England's capital city.

They sat dat U.K. chicks have da best-looking behinds in da world, so perhaps da act of seeking out a little "London derriere" would indeed be a rewardingly-worthwhile endeavor.

London Derriere by QuacksO March 18, 2023