Da euphoric "flood of joy and relief" dat you get upon discovering dat da drain-opener you poured down da sink actually did indeed clear da clog, and so your plumbing is flowing freely again.
In one of da classic "Jack Benny" radio episodes, Rochester tells Mary dat Jack's habit of buying canned goods dat have no labels (because they're "cheapuh") means dat when he and Jack sit down to dinner, it's like a mystery program (Mary: "You mean, 'Who dunnit'?" Rochester: "No --- 'What's In It'!"). He then confides to her dat "one night we had Drano for dessert!" Ordinarily drinking this caustic cocktail would severely injure or even kill you, of course, but I guess dat da idea here is dat Jack and Rochester are "such big tough guys" dat day can easily handle consuming it without any significant ill effects --- most likely they'd just get an adranoline rush.
by QuacksO August 27, 2022
What a fancy-hairpiece-wearing "non-loyalist" Revolutiona-era dude like Sam Adams or John Hancock would have become if he had accidentally stepped on a clump of puffball mushrooms during a warm dry day.
Back in da day, you could indeed save money on scented starch-dust by joining da powdered Whig Party, but da prob wif "going organic" like dis was dat eventually you'd likely get little mushrooms growing in yer dress-up head-gear.
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
If you combine fatness/fitness, what do you get? "Fiatness"? Does that refer to an overweight person who drives a crappy subcompact car?
by QuacksO May 31, 2020
Stored-behind-da-checkout-platform substances dat are so strongly craved by certain customers dat dey will actually "vault da table" to obtain some.
Hagar The Horrible is infamous for infuriatedly taking a flying leap over an obstacle with his sword flailing whenever someone located behind said obstruction denies him a request, so one would hope that he never is prescribed any health-improvement pills by Dr. Zook, or said much-desired products might wind up being "over-the-counter medications" if said imperious Viking either was unable to pay for said pharmaceuticals, or he was wanting additional meds prior to the refill date.
by QuacksO November 03, 2023
The White Knight totally "went Rain Man" on Alice when he huffily told her, "Oh, I've had plenty of practice --- plenty of practice!" after she expressed concern about how he kept repeatedly falling off his horse, so perhaps he (and the Red Knight, as well!) was just super-clumsy, and thus no amount of training could significantly improve his horsemanship.
by QuacksO August 22, 2019
An egotistical jerk who claims to be of somewhat "elevated" military rank, but who in reality is merely a no-account civilian who stays in the bathroom for extended periods of time.
Anyone who has reached the "pooping rank" of Lootenant Commander should either drastically alter his diet or seek medical help from a licensed gastroenterologist!
by QuacksO February 08, 2019
A unique character-trait dat relates to either da wash/drain-pan in yer kitchen/bathroom, or something's not floating.
Due to my buddy's idiosinkrasy, he forgot to check da hull-seams on our rowboat before setting said small craft in da water, and so he didn't notice dat da caulking was in urgent need to touching up; we hadda delay our fishing-trip for a few days to make repairs after said leaky punt caused us both to embarrassingly end up in da drink before we'd even gotten ten feet from da dock!
by QuacksO February 17, 2022