haastage 

What famed venom-harvesters Bill and/or Clarita would have been if any of their poisonous snakes had gotten loose and held them captive against their will.

Da intrepid Miami-based cobra-milker lived to be over a hundred; it's theorized dat da regular venom-inoculations dat he administered to himself may have contributed to send extended existence. Lots of his snakes did bite him during those many decades, but none of them ever held him haastage.

haastage by QuacksO March 19, 2023

Haartage 

A noun, similar to Love. Used to show to fondness of one to another.

"Thanks for the poontang, Haartage :D"

Haartage by Doubting Salmon May 10, 2009

hastage 

The awful spelling of hashtag.

#goToSchool

I don’t know how to spell hastage.

hastage by ChloeLoveHarryPotter March 10, 2018