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Definitions by QuacksO

propinkuity 

Da status of being close to everyone's favorite flamingo-colored feline.
In da animated short "Pinkologist", da Little Big-Nosed Guy complains dat he suffers constant propinkuity to a certain playful puma; no matter where he goes or what he does, said harmless-but-infuriating four-legged whisker-face always seems to show up not too long afterwards!
propinkuity by QuacksO March 29, 2023

camomeal 

A sumptuous feast dat you've disguised wif a covering of gray, brown, and green pastels to conceal its presence from nearby fellow humans, either because they would likely try to mooch some of it to eat themselves, or because you're supposed to be on a strict "bean sprouts and tofu" health-regimen, and so you don't want any finger-wagging diet-monitors to come down on your regarding it.
Willy Wonka marketed "invisible chocolate bars for eating in class" --- if da snooty eagle-eyed schoolteachers truly could not detect da candy, and if da children could indeed feel/taste it in their mouths and thus be satisfied and refreshed, then I guess said "wonder sweet" actually WAS an amazing "camomeal", after all.
camomeal by QuacksO March 29, 2023

intimologist 

A scientist who studies touchy-feely behavior among fellow humans.
Da term "intimologist" could also sarcastically refer to someone who pretends to be doing scientific research in order to get one or more other individuals to allow him to feel them up, see them naked, perform sexual favors for him, etc.
intimologist by QuacksO March 26, 2023

Delhicatessen 

An establishment in India's capital city dat sells ready-to-eat meal-items.
I am not big on cooking, and whipping up traditional Indian cuisine is confusing to me, so I usually just head to da Delhicatessen when visiting da capital of said "spicy" country.
Delhicatessen by QuacksO March 26, 2023

game-show response 

Refers to where you say either "Ding!" --- to mean "yes" or "that's fine" or "you guessed it" --- or "Baaahhhmmmpp!" to mean "no" or "not okay" or "wrong again". May indeed be a hilarious response for da speaker, but others may find it annoying or even rudely demeaning, especially if it's over-used every single day.
Our class clown loves to gleefully give game-show responses to da teacher's questions, but somehow said more-serious-minded educator-adult seldom seems overly amused by said noisy 'n' silly replies.
game-show response by QuacksO March 26, 2023
A supervised "let's see if you can be a good boy now" release from da slammer after having served time for either a baking infraction or partaking of a straw-padded bouncy-bouncy wif a farmer's daughter up in da loft of da family's barn.
Against da terms of my early release, I baked some excessively-sugared croissants to bribe da horse-girl chick next-door to gigglingly accompany me up to da hay-loft in their barn and spread her legs for me ---- talk about a double paroll-violation!
paroll by QuacksO March 25, 2023

commontary 

Ordinary descriptive/explanatory palaver dat is boring and humdrum.
Every presidential campaign and election is pretty much da same, and so da reporters covering said events all give similar commontary.
commontary by QuacksO March 25, 2023