QuacksO's definitions

pieoneer

Someone who first sets out to create a new bakery-type treat.

My math teacher told me that "pie are squared", but I could only find round pie-pans in the school-cafeteria's kitchen, so I had to be a pieoneer and actually construct a four-cornered baking-pan out of sheet-metal.

by QuacksO January 28, 2020

spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".

There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

from "I do" to "Adieu"

The typical course run by more than 50% of marriages.

Marriage counsellor: I always advise my "starry-eyed lovebirds" clients to "look at the whole picture" --- i.e., consider the entire scope and details of marriage --- before deciding whether they would truly be a good match for each other... I'd sure hate to see their fairly-tale romance merely proceed from "I do" to "Adieu" like so many of marriages do these days.

by QuacksO August 26, 2018

bulk-buying buffoon

Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.

A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

plastic surgery

The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.

Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

interlewd

A "between major events" time-period when off-color subject-matter either takes place or is discussed.

Slick Willie's presidency was a notorious interlewd between Father and Son Bush's terms.

by QuacksO May 24, 2022

sneakquel

A "further adventures of" production dat is quietly/surreptitiously released instead of being openly advertised/hyped, possibly because of said film's boring nature, unpopular political views, copyright issues, etc.

Creating a sneakquel to a well-known Hollywood masterpiece might indeed keep you out of legal trouble, save you from public ridicule/outrage, and so on, but it might also take a while for said celluloid-based work to become known to da general viewing-audience.

by QuacksO July 12, 2024