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Definitions by QuacksO

bareable conditions 

Social/environmental attributes dat at-least-adequately allow for da willingness to shed one's garments.
Exactly what would be considered "bareable conditions" would vary widely among different people, of course, but generally they would involve things like how well da considering-stripping-off individual likes/trusts any accompanying humans who would be observing said person in his/her "birthday suit", what will likely be expected of him to allow/perform with relation to said accompanying humans, how warm and isolated da present surroundings are, etc.
bareable conditions by QuacksO April 11, 2023

eye cue test 

An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.
Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!
eye cue test by QuacksO April 10, 2023

Acapolka 

A southern-Mexican city on da Gulf Coast where they do lots of lively fast-paced dancing.
If you wanna really fit in during festival time in Acapolka, be sure to first drink plenty of coffee in Missizippy, so dat you'll have lots of frenzied energy and stamina for da infamously-fast-paced Spanish dances.
Acapolka by QuacksO April 10, 2023

jewbilant 

How Shylock hoped to feel after his infamous court hearing.
Having a ruling in Shylock's favor might indeed have made HIM jewbilant, but said lucrative decision would have been totally unjust, since it would have made several OTHER FOLKS decidedly UNhappy, and caused them untold agonies, undeserved harm, and excessive hardship.
jewbilant by QuacksO April 10, 2023

bullystics 

Da study of fist-bruises and other visible signs of physical-violence contact to identify who committed said assault-crime.
With modern-day bullystics technology, Biff Tannen could not likely get away with his '50's-and-'60's-era strong-arm shenanigans nowadays.
bullystics by QuacksO April 9, 2023

buyassed opinion

Someone's personal views/thoughts dat are tainted by either somebody else's having bribed them (i.e., "bought their a**"), or their having paid a fellow human for intimacy.
If da seriousness of his past transgressions had come up for a vote, Slick Willie couldn't have expected a truly unbuyassed opinion from da assorted females whom he'd had intimate relations with.
buyassed opinion by QuacksO April 9, 2023

hosstage 

A prized equine dat you hold captive for leveraging your bargaining power.
If Ben Cartwright's kidnappers had hauled off his towering middle son instead, they would not likely have been able to detain their hosstage for long --- said burly behemoth would likely have simply clobbered said outlaws to get away; he would not have had to resort to brain-power strategizing da way his less-tall-statured Paw had to do.
hosstage by QuacksO April 9, 2023