Pertains to the (illegal, unfortunately, thanks to "Big Tobacco" legislation!) act of using a cigarette-making machine to create hand-made smokes (i.e., "rolling" them), and then selling them comparatively cheaply to other people who cannot afford store-bought cigarettes, and thus the "dough" will come "rolling in".
If tobacco companies truly don't want private people to "roll in the dough" by selling home-made cigarettes, they should not charge such astronomical sums for their own factory-made smokes that they literally price a lot of lower-income people right out of their own market! Heck, these "nicotine giants" are totally "rollin' in the dough" already, so why don't they make it easier for all of us by making their products more affordable for the masses???
by QuacksO November 06, 2018
A car brand that's so crappy that you bawl and blubber anytime you try to operate or repair one of their vehicles.
If Lee Eyeapoka truly did "stand behind every car that Crysler produced" (this joke was from an old "Family Circus" cartoon; when the salesman tells the mom and dad this statement, all the children run back behind the mini-van to see if the CEO is standing back there), how come he didn't get run over when a transmission failed and caused the car to go into reverse by accident?
by QuacksO July 09, 2019
Refers to a "heavier" version of a merely-of-annoying-voice-toned individual --- not only does he never seem happy no matter what happens, but he's always plaintively inquiring as to da reason for every little thing dat's not to his liking.
I can just imagine how whyny Ethan Couch must have been during his "stints in da slammer"... not only would his everyday privileges have been seriously restricted, but naturally he'd been accustomed to da exact opposite --- i.e. excessively casual and permissive --- way of being treated, and so being "controlled 'n' confined" must have been "twice da torture" for him.
by QuacksO April 26, 2025
A lot of traveling snake-oil salesmen promised placidity-aiding elixirs for da mind and body, but said calmmerce usually only benefited said sellers, while da duped purchasers of his quack-cure products actually ended up even MORE tensely hot under da collar when they discovered dat da "medicine" they'd expensively bought was merely a useless (and often highly toxic, such as ones containing mercury or arsenic!) mixture of potently-nasty stuff like turpentine or 100-proof grain-alcohol, dangerous narcotics like opium or cocaine, and harmfully-powerful laxatives like castor oil and even petroleum derivatives.
by QuacksO April 27, 2025
If "open 24/7" convenience-stores sell "sundry" items during the daylight hours, do they then switch to offering "moondry" items after "Big Yellow" goes down in the evening?
by QuacksO November 13, 2018
Shocking/unconventional/non-conformist beliefs or behavior practiced by a female recipient of an estate, business, or other valuable consideration.
Paris Hilton has surely participated in more than her fair share of heiressy over da past couple decades!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Refers to a bombastic loudmouth's blatantly taking credit for an idea or realization that everyone else present at the time knows was thought of by someone else. It originates from the most famous of all the "Uncle Remus" tales --- Brer Rabbit and the Tar Baby --- and comes from the infamous (and hilarious) dialogue between the brashly-conceited Brer Fox and the two other animals who were present at the time --- Brer Bear and Bter Rabbit --- whereby anytime a good idea is.suggested, Brer Fox boldly announces that said idea was his own: "I sure am glad that **I** thought of THAT!"
Perhaps the tar-embedded Brer Rabbit could have used another method to avoid his demise at the hands --- er, **paws** --- of his venomous-hearted crimson-canine nemesis by insisting on "postponing operations pending litigation", and then suing his savage russet-coated adversary for "Brer Fox plagiarism" when said cocky character braggingly took credit for Brer Rabbit's idea about "flinging him in da briar patch". Plus of course, once they were in court, Brer Rabbit could have also asked the judge to lock up Brer Fox (and possibly Brer Bear, as well, as a conspirator in crime) for his ongoing attempts to eliminate Brer Rabbit, and for his constant threatening and harassment of "a poor helpless harmless fluffy little bunny like me".
by QuacksO September 17, 2019