Definitions by QuacksO

perfect genitalman 

What da suave dude in da top hat and three-piece suit actually is in his private life.

Many a guy pretends to be da "perfect gentleman", but there are also such things as "gentleman's clubs" where naked women perform, and so any dude who frequents those establishments is really just a "perfect genitalman", in dat his main interest is just to view (and hopefully be allowed to touch) da reproductive organs of fellow humans.

perfect genitalman by QuacksO April 30, 2023

What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 

How 'bout e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g???

I let my teenage son drive to town in my monster truck to meet up with his buddies for some howling adventures --- what could possibly go wrong?

What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by QuacksO April 30, 2023

regusoon 

Refers to a ruling or varying dat will be put into effect in da near future.

Depending on whether a particular scheduled action is desirable/beneficial or not, having officials promise to reguSOON instead of reguLATE might cause da general public to be either glad or sad.

regusoon by QuacksO April 26, 2023

Autowa 

Canada's Motor City.

Da Renault LeCar was so chintzy and awful dat even Autowa eventually stopped producing them!

Autowa by QuacksO April 23, 2023

Oughttowa 

A city in Canada where people should do certain sensible things, but aren't.

If you're looking for north-of-da-border hypocrites and procrastinators to hang out wif, head to Oughttowa.

Oughttowa by QuacksO April 23, 2023

endorfins 

Da brain-chemicals dat you produce when ya see da classic shark-appendage in da water.

Da infamous "blonde sees what she thinks are dolphins" Vonage ad indicates dat said ditzy tow-head didn't have an overly-abundant supply of endorfins in her brain!

endorfins by QuacksO April 23, 2023

Toyoda

Da brand of space-vehicle dat everyone's favorite pint-sized green-skinned "tutor of Da Force" alien drives.

Da speeder-bikes dat Luke and Leia operated to take down da Stormtroopers were really impressive machines; I wonder if Toyoda manufactured them?

Toyoda by QuacksO April 22, 2023