pharmapseudocals

All of da b**ls**t-quackery prescription drugs dat are usually not very effective and are often more potent and toxic than many "illegal" drugs.
I've only taken one prescription-med pill in my entire life --- under the direction of a licensed psychiatrist, of course --- and it violently disagreed with me, so I've totally swore off da whole kit 'n' kaboodle... no pharmapseudocals for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO April 05, 2019
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seek one's furtune

What you're no longer allowed to do now dat da harvesting of animal-pelts has been banned.
Now dat dealing in real animal-skins is a big no-no, one of da only alternative options might be to seek one's furtune in synthetic-fiber clothing.
by QuacksO February 16, 2025
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darkontology

Da study of heavily-pigmented plants and animals from long ago.
Lots of other scientists are studying paleontology, but they largely seem to be ignoring darkontology, so I think maybe I'll major in that.
by QuacksO February 27, 2021
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Bill Clitton

The infamous American former commander-in-chief with such rip-roaring “raging whoremoans” that he possessed an insatiable craving for women’s “equatorial regions”.
Bill Clitton may have felt smugly self-satisfied and derisively-amused about all of his extramarital “triumphs”, but I'm guessing that his wife didn’t find the whole business one bit “Hillary-ous”.
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
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paytron

Major member in a business or organization who contributes considerable financial support to said venture.
Grumpy individuals generally aren't desirable in a gathering of people, but if one or more participants are donating large sums to said group's expense-account, said paytrons are still made to feel welcome and valued, regardless of whether they have a disagreeable personality.
by QuacksO July 07, 2024
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prophylactic acid

A low-pH disease-fighting component of milk.
I always thought dat da milk of human kindness was supposed to be sweet and mellow, so how could it contain sour-tasting prophylactic acid???
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
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London Derriere

A song dat refers to da delectable object you'd be after when looking for a "piece of a**" in England's capital city.
They sat dat U.K. chicks have da best-looking behinds in da world, so perhaps da act of seeking out a little "London derriere" would indeed be a rewardingly-worthwhile endeavor.
by QuacksO March 18, 2023
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