QuacksO's definitions

what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo

A comparison of proper behavior and typical behavior regarding calls on Line 2.

In this world, what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo are not always da same thing, especially if we happen to be seagulls, pets who have not been housebroken, etc.

by QuacksO May 6, 2023

acedema

Da fluid-retention-related condition of either having puffy eyes from studying too many books, or getting a "swelled head" from thinking dat you're some sort of elite superiorly-educated college-stiff.

An old "Bazooka Joe" cartoon gave a hilarious example of "Acedema":
College professor: Say, Sonny, can you tell me where Cedar Street is?
Mort: Yes, Sir --- turn right at the next corner, and it's two streets over.
Bazooka Joe: Why are you strutting, Mort?
Mort: I knew something that the PROFESSOR didn't!

by QuacksO April 4, 2023

suckcum to temptation

Where a gal who had initially intended to remain celibate sees a dude wif a huge thick juicy cock and simply cannot resist giving the stud a blowjob.

How can any normal-minded chick possibly not suckcum to temptation upon seeing a hot hunk's luscious tasty schlong for the first time???

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

buginner

A budding entomologist.

Another definition of a "buginner" might be a person who is unfamiliar with going into forested areas, and thus neglects to take a can of OFF! Deep Woods insect-repellent with him.

by QuacksO August 3, 2025

Hughmongous

Refers to da body-build, fame, intellect, or other "great" status of a male named Hugh.

20/20 newscaster Downs and actor Grant may not have been particularly noteworthy as far as looks or stature, but their excellent performance in the public eye was what made them so Hughmongous.

by QuacksO December 17, 2022

Canadidate

A member of our "friends to the north" who is running for office.

I live in the USA, so I guess it would be illegal for me to vote for any of the Canadidates this year.

by QuacksO September 19, 2020

marshmellow

A more-friendly-and-placid-natured swamp-creature than da typical ones spoken about in cheesy "creature from da black lagoon" type flicks.

Quite a number of supposedly-evil monsters in "swamp-creature" films turn out to be fairly virtuous beasts once all's said and done (i.e., they are not truly evil at heart, and in fact sometimes actually help out humans in distress; they are merely hideous to look at, and thus they are initially feared and misunderstood, and/or evildoers give them a bad name because said morally-deprived individuals don't want the locals to side with the creatures when said creatures try to stop said evildoers from committing crimes), and so maybe these are the "marshmellows" among Earth's primitive "boggy creek" denizens.

by QuacksO December 15, 2019