Mr. Rogers' friendly peaceable neighborhood is comprised of kind helpful interesting humans; I'd be more than happy to be his neighbor. Mr. Ed, on the other hand --- or rather, on the other HOOF --- has his own "neigh"-borhood which I'm sure is equally pleasant and cheerful, but it's entirely made up of "equine" citizens, and as mayor, "The Big E" is obliged to haul the ponderous creaky ol' hay-'n'-oats cart around to each and every house three times a day to deliver his four-legged friends' breakfast, lunch, and supper rations. A real **drag** (pun intended), but somebody's gotta do it.
by QuacksO July 16, 2017
The groove between one's buttocks, sometimes visible if the person bends over too far, or if his/her pants/shorts are too short/loose. Unlike a buxom girl's chest-cleavage, a sumptuous-sized endowment "back there" is not an alluring feature, as a girl is considered **more** attractive/desirable if she has a **small** cute round rump.
Wistful stud: I sure wish I could find a bosomy gal with a nice firm little ass --- all of the chesty chicks I've befriended so far have had a rear-view cleavage that's at least as ample as their chest-meat.
by QuacksO April 09, 2015
by QuacksO May 30, 2022
Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.
by QuacksO July 04, 2018
Refers to one of various successive spots along da dieting "journey" where you hop on da scale to check your current mass-reducing progress.
I always feel very suspicious of da dramatically-different "before" and "after" photos of people who are purported to have participated in a supposedly-successful slimming-down regimen --- I always wonder at which "weighpoints" said images were actually photographed! For all we know, da "after" photos dat show da people at a fairly-normal bodily-status might actually have been taken PRIOR to da "before" photos --- i.e., da people might have actually gotten HEAVIER in da time since they'd started da advertised diet, not LIGHTER! :P
by QuacksO March 20, 2022
If you make a habit of always asking beforehand if a certain recommended/suggested action can/will be performed at no additional cost, most greedy businesspeople will not think it feesible to try to trick you into paying extra for goods or services.
by QuacksO October 25, 2020
One should tailor da use and intensity of electronic shockwave transmissions based on their EMPA rating --- what might be necessary for stopping mature and robust-natured adults from committing hostile actions would not be safe or appropriate for delicate-natured children or frail/infirm elderly folks.
by QuacksO August 14, 2023