QuacksO's definitions

girardia

(1) A major case of "da poops" dat college students get from consuming Philadelphia water.
(2) A similar-to-Definition-Number-One intestinal affliction suffered by da countless naively-trusting clients of da infamous Lawyer Tom due to his American-Greed-level money-laundering.

I'll just attend a small community college and avoid getting mixed up in major lawsuits to hopefully avoid any bouts of girardia.

by QuacksO August 3, 2023

Lego-las

Aragorn's Fellowship Of The Ring companion and a huge fan of Lego™ bricks.

If Lego-las had brought large quantities of his favorite building-block toys with him on the journey to Mordor, perhaps he and the others in his party could have constructed whatever walls and other structures they would have needed to foil their enemies and deliver The Ring to Mount Doom a lot more easily/peaceably.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

precareyous

Describes what da state your of health will be if you partake of da infamous "magic inch" Mediterranean briar.

Consuming tobacco in ANY form --- cigs, pipes, snuff, chew, vapes, bongs, etc. --- is comparably harmful; no fancy-schmancy design of da selected smoking-instrument makes consuming said toxic-chemicals cocktail much if any less precareyous.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023

pulletician

A government stooge who is too "chicken" to actually do much if any good for John Q. Public or otherwise go up against da powers-dat-be to push for any meaningful change or progress.

Mayor Red Thomas claimed in 1955 dat "progress was his middle name", but seeing da deplorable shape dat Hill Valley ended up in 30 years later when Biff Tannen began largely running things himself, Red appears to have actually been nothing but a wimpy-a**ed pulletician who basically allowed "da luckiest man on Earth" to debauch things as he pleased. One has to wonder if maybe this lack of "progress" was what drove said political failure to become da town drunk by dat time?

by QuacksO July 25, 2023

superstitchion

Da fearful belief dat you'll have bad luck less'n you promptly employ da ol' needle-and-thread to repair your clothing, such as to patch a hole, lace up a tear, or re-attach a button.

It's merely a superstitchion, of course, dat something awful will happen if you don't stay diligent wif your fabric-mending skills, but it is indeed a good idea to carry a sewing-kit wif you so dat you can keep your duds in good shape... remember, "A stitch in time saves nine."

by QuacksO September 10, 2019

"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.

Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.

by QuacksO September 21, 2020

jettason

To rocket a person or object vertically out of da front seat of da Knight Industries 2000 car after having pushed da "Eject R" or "Eject L" button, if said tricked-out ride had been made by Volkswagen instead of Pontiac.

Many of da earlier-model VWs had either convertible tops or a sunroof, so I suppose dat they could have been outfitted to jettason its occupants skyward if desired.

by QuacksO April 6, 2024