Definitions by QuacksO
parsimoanious
"Crying poor mouth" in long drawn-out wails and whines, in an effort to deceive others into thinking dat you're "barely scraping by", when in reality you're merely a tightwad who actually has adequate assets to live/behave reasonably.
People who live in fancy houses and drive luxury cars are probably just being parsimoanious if they sorrowfully sigh dat they lack sufficient funds to provide occasional minor assistance to less-fortunate fellow humans.
parsimoanious by QuacksO July 27, 2023
oh-ring
A lovely "will you marry me?" jeweled band dat makes da proposed-to chick gasp and exclaim in surprise when it's presented to her.
pulletician
A government stooge who is too "chicken" to actually do much if any good for John Q. Public or otherwise go up against da powers-dat-be to push for any meaningful change or progress.
Mayor Red Thomas claimed in 1955 dat "progress was his middle name", but seeing da deplorable shape dat Hill Valley ended up in 30 years later when Biff Tannen began largely running things himself, Red appears to have actually been nothing but a wimpy-a**ed pulletician who basically allowed "da luckiest man on Earth" to debauch things as he pleased. One has to wonder if maybe this lack of "progress" was what drove said political failure to become da town drunk by dat time?
pulletician by QuacksO July 25, 2023
harmony and Gritz
If da government had treated Randy Weaver properly in da first place, and not used entrapment and violence to try to get him locked up, there would likely have been no need for da "harmony and Gritz" tactic dat they resorted to in da end.
harmony and Gritz by QuacksO July 25, 2023
alphabetic odometers
Assorted advancing-digits-style counting-devices for keeping track of how many/much of something dat you've acquired, consumed, performed, achieved, etc., such as:
beaudometer: da snuggly-'n'-smoochy heart-throbs you have in your life
blowdometer: either da number of raps dat a hammer has struck, or da mushy-hearted studs whom an expert-wif-her-mouth chick like da infamous smoochy-lipped Monica L. has "serviced"
brodometer: da "main man" dudes in your world
crowdometer: either da times you triumphantly brag during a given period of time, or da large noisy ebony-feathered individuals you have befriended
fauxdometer: da cheap-a**-knockoff items dat a fly-by-night manufacturer has managed to foist onto naive buyers
flowdometer: da passage of resources to/from you
foedometer: da significantly-unfriendly-to-you members of society
glowdometer: da successes you have when installing/changing light bulbs
godometer: da green lights dat you encounter in traffic
growdometer: da flourishing and maturing of living things under your care
hodometer: da "willing" females whom you have on speed-dial
hoedometer: da hours of use of your long-handled scraping-tool
joedometer: da coffee you consume each day, or da "of Arimathea"-named dudes whom you're acquainted wif
knowdometer: da clutter of assorted facts accumulated inside yer hat-rack
beaudometer: da snuggly-'n'-smoochy heart-throbs you have in your life
blowdometer: either da number of raps dat a hammer has struck, or da mushy-hearted studs whom an expert-wif-her-mouth chick like da infamous smoochy-lipped Monica L. has "serviced"
brodometer: da "main man" dudes in your world
crowdometer: either da times you triumphantly brag during a given period of time, or da large noisy ebony-feathered individuals you have befriended
fauxdometer: da cheap-a**-knockoff items dat a fly-by-night manufacturer has managed to foist onto naive buyers
flowdometer: da passage of resources to/from you
foedometer: da significantly-unfriendly-to-you members of society
glowdometer: da successes you have when installing/changing light bulbs
godometer: da green lights dat you encounter in traffic
growdometer: da flourishing and maturing of living things under your care
hodometer: da "willing" females whom you have on speed-dial
hoedometer: da hours of use of your long-handled scraping-tool
joedometer: da coffee you consume each day, or da "of Arimathea"-named dudes whom you're acquainted wif
knowdometer: da clutter of assorted facts accumulated inside yer hat-rack
Additional examples of "alphabetic odometers" include ones dat tally and display da number/amount of:
lowdometer: da blahs and/or hangovers dat you've suffered through
mowdometer: da miles on yer lawn-tractor
nodometer: da head-shake responses to questions or asked-for favors
prodometer: da subjects dat you're super-familiar wif
quodometer: da occasions when you haven't upset da apple-cart
rowdometer: da boating trips on which you declined using an outboard motor
sewdometer: da stitches you've made in fabric to either repair it or create something new
sodometer: da occasions when you rudely/shruggingly responded to someone's concern or complaint
showdometer: either da performances you've put on or da occasions when you've let a lustful dude see your "merchandise"
slowdometer: da occasions when either you've really dawdled or had an uneventful existence/workday
stowdometer: da items you've squirreled away
strohdometer: da tall frothies you've tossed back
throwdometer: either da ball-pitches dat you've made, or da switch-cycles of a circuit-breaker
toedometer: da cute rubbery "piggies" dat you've playfully twiddled on giggling children or amused damsels
towdometer: da stuck/disabled vehicles dat you've rescued
whoadometer: da occasions dat you've told your horse to halt
woedometer: da disappointments and/or misfortunes dat you've encountered
yodometer: da "rude awakening" exclamations dat you've either uttered yourself or had barked at you by others
lowdometer: da blahs and/or hangovers dat you've suffered through
mowdometer: da miles on yer lawn-tractor
nodometer: da head-shake responses to questions or asked-for favors
prodometer: da subjects dat you're super-familiar wif
quodometer: da occasions when you haven't upset da apple-cart
rowdometer: da boating trips on which you declined using an outboard motor
sewdometer: da stitches you've made in fabric to either repair it or create something new
sodometer: da occasions when you rudely/shruggingly responded to someone's concern or complaint
showdometer: either da performances you've put on or da occasions when you've let a lustful dude see your "merchandise"
slowdometer: da occasions when either you've really dawdled or had an uneventful existence/workday
stowdometer: da items you've squirreled away
strohdometer: da tall frothies you've tossed back
throwdometer: either da ball-pitches dat you've made, or da switch-cycles of a circuit-breaker
toedometer: da cute rubbery "piggies" dat you've playfully twiddled on giggling children or amused damsels
towdometer: da stuck/disabled vehicles dat you've rescued
whoadometer: da occasions dat you've told your horse to halt
woedometer: da disappointments and/or misfortunes dat you've encountered
yodometer: da "rude awakening" exclamations dat you've either uttered yourself or had barked at you by others
alphabetic odometers by QuacksO July 24, 2023
Tarzan and Mary Jane
Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
Tarzan and Mary Jane by QuacksO July 23, 2023