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johnre

A sub-class of dudes wif da most common of male first names.
Are there more dudes wif a certain first name in Wisconsin (whether they have a similar-sounding last name or work in lumber yards is optional), or is dat a "johnre" dat basically spans da entire nation?
by QuacksO June 15, 2021
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Amsterdamned

What Bible-thumpers claim you'll be if you succumb to temptations of the flesh while "window shopping".
If I invite a hot-bodied street-walker to accompany me out of the Red-light District and travel to some remote location far from the city before I share a bouncy-bouncy with her, will I still be Amsterdamned?
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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loodicrous

Absurd behavior or circumstances regarding "da little shack out back".
With indoor plumbing being so easy and inexpensive to attain nowadays, anybody's still having an outhouse would be loodicrous.
by QuacksO December 20, 2023
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skinflynt

Describes da notorious Larry Claxton of flesh-baring-men's-magazine infamy.
I dunno if media-magnate Larry was stingy with his money, but he sure wasn't a skinflynt when it came to copiously plastering nude photos of voluptuous women all over his magazine-pages!
by QuacksO March 18, 2021
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external-combustion engine

A fluid-fuel-powered motor that is so poorly designed/maintained that its exterior actually catches fire.
One should periodically check "under the hood" for oil-leaks to reduce the chance of said power-plant's becoming an external-combustion engine.
by QuacksO October 3, 2019
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autopsy-turvy

What da results would always be if da Three Stooges or Laurel & Hardy tried to be medical examiners.
Da pathologist's examination-table should always be stable and sturdy so dat da cadaver never tips and falls off da table, which would likely result in autopsy-turvy lab-results.
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
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manipulater

A negatively-influential person who needlessly delays performing/allowing actions dat others ask him about.
Many famous --- or INfamous, perhaps --- people were master manipulaters, unfeelingly compelling their followers/subjects to wait absurd lengths of time for them to make important decisions, perform tasks/improvements, complete literary/art/musical compositions, etc.
by QuacksO October 15, 2025
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