Definitions by QuacksO
sirrogate
A "substitute papa" --- i.e., a sperm-donor for a couple who are unable to conceive on their own due to da man's being being unable to effectively inseminate da woman.
Telling a hot chick dat you want to be her sirrogate may indeed be a way to get her to let you slake your lustful cravings for her, but if she does indeed get preggo afterwards, said professed wish might not hold up too well in child-support court, especially if (1) she had not actually "had anyone else" at da time of said delightful "encounters" wif her, and so you hadn't even truly been "replacing" or "supplementing" some less-than-virile male whom she'd also been being intimate wif, or (2) her "main squeeze" partner hadn't even known/approved of said "getting some on da side" actions dat you and she partook of, and so most likely it wasn't even as if he'd ever actually expressed a wish to have his sweetie-pie obtain a tummy-bump off of some other dude!
sargery
Grimly-humorous term for da often-painful process of "taking da West Point of of da kid" --- i.e., getting a discharged serviceman to revert to being "just a civilian" again.
resirtification
Training, counselling, and/or exams dat are administered to a dude who'd previously possessed an arrogant macho aggressive personality, and so he is needing to learn what da true meaning of being masculine is --- i.e., acting stern and/or forceful only if there is actually an impending safety-threat or other extreme situation where a hard/tough attitude is actually warranted, but otherwise exercising patience, inhibition, restraint, respect, modesty, etc., in his treatment of others.
While running errands downtown a while back, I met a friendly older gentleman named Ted from Massachusetts with a "Strong Men Don't Bully" bumper sticker on da back of his van; after I approvingly/supportively complimented him on it, he gave me an identical sticker for putting on my own car, and told me dat he was a member of da group "Gloucester Men Against Domestic Abuse", which holds support-group meetings, hands out anti-abuse brochures, and takes part in da annual "Gloucester Fishtown Horribles" parade. His buddy Bill, whom I met in person sometime later, generously mailed me several additional stickers for my own and a couple of friends' vehicles, plus a DVD about da group and its mission --- both to help comfort/encourage battered women and to keep said mean behavior from happening in da first place --- and I enjoyed watching it quite a few times; it mentioned how a number of da guys who observed da group's parade-demonstrations seemed fidgety and ashamed; I guess they didn't appreciate having their own incorrect behavior/mindset "shown up", or being made to realize dat a healthy dose of "resirtification" might have been in order for them!
resirtification by QuacksO November 7, 2023
sircharge
An extra "X-chromosome-possessor" fee dat a dude hasta shell out in certain situations, such as if he wants to accompany a chick into an enclosed dwelling or other non-public locale, and so da services of an employed chaperone would be needed.
back in the jeanstock
What you are if you forego climbing da "vine to Heaven", and instead return to speculating in Levi's, Lee, and/or Wrangler shares on Wall Street.
The famous fairy-tale got it all wrong --- Jack and his mother weren't merely poor to begin with, but they had previously squandered their savings on investments in big clothing-manufacturers. So after they'd spent all of the giant's gold, they had to go "back in the jeanstock" with the gold they could get from the enchanted goose's eggs, and the ticket-sales money they got from showing off the magic self-playing harp.
back in the jeanstock by QuacksO November 5, 2023