What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.
Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!
by QuacksO October 27, 2021
Claiming dat your frequent and/or lengthy perusing of and/or posting on internet message-boards is because "it's heredditary" is an invalid defense in two ways --- first of all, just because an older family-member has engaged in an unhealthy practice does not in any way excuse YOU for doing da same --- each of us has an obligation to behave responsibly around our fellow humans as best we reasonably can, regardless of what those who came before us have chosen to do. And then secondly, if you are indeed aware of your senior relative's unwise actions to such a degree dat you can actually verbalize coherently about it, then --- again --- you have da "respect for your fellow man" duty to actively take whatever appropriate steps that are logically within your physical/mental/intellectual capabilities to perform better yourself --- in da words of wise men everywhere, “Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
by QuacksO February 27, 2024
Even though whaling has been outlawed, there is still a conspearacy among hard-core blubber-hunters to secretly keep killing said endangered aquatic giants, anyway.
by QuacksO March 11, 2020
What Skyler discovered regarding two wildly-differing conditions when he'd thought dat he was journeying to da "City of Light" ("I didn't know you could get there by BUS!"), but instead wound up at a marines-training camp.
"Perfessor" Cosmo Fishhawk's hapless nephew discovered dat there was absolutely "no comparrison" between his intended relaxed-'n'-idyllic French-capital destination and da tough-as-nails military establishment dat he mistakenly went to.
by QuacksO July 13, 2025
Having yer departure from Hawaii unexpectedly postponed, prompting you to ask yer lovely brown-skinned Polynesian greeter-damsel attendant to temporarily remove da farewell-wreath of flowers from around yer neck for da time being, since you'll be staying in said rustling-palm-trees arena a bit longer.
Seeing as how "wahine swim and play, then dance the night away", as is mentioned in da popular "Waves Of Waikiki" song, performing lengthy intervals of graceful dignified sweeps 'n' sways are always on said beautiful suntanned ladies' minds, and so your being deleied at da sea-port not only could mean yer requesting yer cute Hawaiian-belle attendant to lift off da blossoms-wrap dat she'd just-recently draped you wif and hold it for safekeeping till you were ready to actually board yer mainland-bound vessel, but it might also call for an additional glass of Coca-loha to be smilingly brought to you by said gorgeous islander-native, if she'd want you to dance wif her to pass da time while you both were waiting for yer ship to be ready, and so you might need da extra caffeine to last you through da physical demands of said extended pairing.
by QuacksO May 08, 2025
Wonder how many Ford Fairmont wagons have gotten pancaked by lumberjerks? Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... do not attempt
by QuacksO June 10, 2018
A scientific study of da various random patterns in which hay-bales are arranged in someone's field.
I asked da local timothy-and-alfalfa-farmer not to remove any of his field-drying hay-bales while I was studying and mapping their positions for my astrawnomy thesis, but he merely looked at me funny and then went on loading them onto his hay-wagon.
by QuacksO December 22, 2021