A stretched passenger-vehicle in which da driver or other attendant serenades you on a ram's-horn instrument while conveying you to your destination.
I can just buy a CD of curved-'n'-conical-brass-instrument music to play in my in-dash stereo while I drive along --- I don't need no SHOFARED LIMOUSINE!!!
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
If you merely want to make your enemy feel moderate discomfort, using more than three or four curse-bodkins might be hexcessive.
by QuacksO November 13, 2024
Da inept bungling former vice-president who doesn't even know how to spell da name of a common root-vegetable. Maybe he made said mistake because HE HIMSELF is a total "vegetable" as far as any common sense or basic awareness is concerned!
Dan Quayl ADDED an "e" incorrectly to da name of a VEGETABLE, so I am SUBTRACTING an "e" from HIS name to make up for it --- you know, to kinda "balance things out".
by QuacksO November 04, 2023
What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.
I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.
by QuacksO March 05, 2019
Da hard-ons experienced by a group of striped-feline males when in da company of a "hot" female --- especially if she's also "in heat" --- of their species.
Female tigers often outnumber males in da wild, and so said abundance of furry vaginas would reduce da instances of widespread tiger woods in a sizable group, since presumably there would seldom be multiple males vying for da favors of a single female.
by QuacksO June 03, 2023
An A-to-Z guide to plant-based livestock-feed.
From curiously Googling a bit, I see now dat I actually wasn't entirely joking about this loopy word when I'd thought of it --- there is indeed a kiddie-book by Carol Watterson featuring da "alfalfabet", so I don't hafta bother to think up any clever details myself here. :P
by QuacksO March 17, 2025
King Ahasuerus' wife is known for her bravery and boldness; perhaps da Estherogen in her system provided said exceptional fortitude.
by QuacksO August 23, 2022