QuacksO's definitions

harbor fright

Describes da terror you feel when first trying out a tool from da infamous-for-crappy-quality "big red, white, and blue" hardware store, knowing dat said implement might likely break or malfunction "right out of da box".

My best friend was buying me a gift card for my birthday, and offered me a choice of several major retailers; I told her dat any store other than Harbor Fright would be fine.

by QuacksO November 2, 2023

constabbyulary

Da local "fuzzy fuzz" --- i.e., da local felines who keep an eye on everything.

With Sergeant Tibbs and other members of da constabbyulary on da alert, Cruella didn't have a chance to succeed at stealing the Dalmatian puppies.

by QuacksO December 13, 2022

spissifically

Exactly referring to the subject of urination.

I spissifically told my dog to only "go" outdoors, but he still pees on the floor sometimes.

by QuacksO March 9, 2020

suckcum to temptation

Where a gal who had initially intended to remain celibate sees a dude wif a huge thick juicy cock and simply cannot resist giving the stud a blowjob.

How can any normal-minded chick possibly not suckcum to temptation upon seeing a hot hunk's luscious tasty schlong for the first time???

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

WikiLeeks

Da notorious "public domain" website dat gives everyone onion-breath who interacts with it.

Just because someone reeks of scallions does not necessarily indicate dat he's been dabbling around wif WikiLeeks; he may merely have had chives in his noonday salad.

by QuacksO February 21, 2020

marshmellow

A more-friendly-and-placid-natured swamp-creature than da typical ones spoken about in cheesy "creature from da black lagoon" type flicks.

Quite a number of supposedly-evil monsters in "swamp-creature" films turn out to be fairly virtuous beasts once all's said and done (i.e., they are not truly evil at heart, and in fact sometimes actually help out humans in distress; they are merely hideous to look at, and thus they are initially feared and misunderstood, and/or evildoers give them a bad name because said morally-deprived individuals don't want the locals to side with the creatures when said creatures try to stop said evildoers from committing crimes), and so maybe these are the "marshmellows" among Earth's primitive "boggy creek" denizens.

by QuacksO December 15, 2019

quackgrass

"Wacky tobacky" dat is prescribed by a snake-oil doctor.

If you ask a phony physician why he is recommending dat you try QUACKgrass for your ailments, he will likely just "duck" da question.

by QuacksO June 11, 2020