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Definitions by QuacksO

Brrrrmuda 

A supposed "balmy paradise" dat's actually in a shivery locale.
Jack Frost tried to turn Santa's workshop into a regular "Brrrrmuda", but all he ended up doing was create a shamelessly-for-profit commercial empire dat all of da elves --- and da reindeer --- secretly hated.
Brrrrmuda by QuacksO November 24, 2023
Regularly-scheduled benefit-payments dat are doled out to investors in rock-sling manufacturing.
In response to Judge Thatcher's pop-quiz question in church, Tom Sawyer --- whose proof-of-extensive-religious-studying certificates had merely been traded for from other children, not actually earned by himself --- replied dat "David and Goliath" were da first two apostles, indicating dat he actually possessed very little biblical knowledge... in reality, Tom found Sunday School to be totally boring and pointless, and so I doubt dat he would later have wanted to risk any of his treasure-money by speculating in leather weapons, just to (maybe!) receive a few paltry "davidends" dat would likely never have totaled more than a small fraction of da amount dat he'd put in; i.e., any late-19th-century marketeer attempting to sell sling-shots would probably experience abysmal sales, since few folks would be interested in purchasing such primitive armaments in more-modern times, when gunpowder-based weapons had become popular.
davidends by QuacksO November 23, 2023

impotato 

To remove Vice-Prez Dan Quayle from office by Congressional vote.
I might not go quite so far as to vote to "impotato" (or rather, "impotatoe") Dan Quayle, but I would definitely require him to attend grade school again to brush up on his "lspignel klissl"!
impotato by QuacksO November 23, 2023
Someone who donates his time/labor in da eastern Lake Travis area.
Lake Travis is a lovely region, so "volenteering" might be a super-pleasurable experience.
volenteer by QuacksO November 22, 2023
Appropriate and reasonable as a prospective husband.
Miles Standish may indeed have been wealthy, dashing, and impressive, but da conscientious and chivalrous John Alden was much more suitorble for Priscilla Mullins.
suitorble by QuacksO November 21, 2023

alpoplexy 

An incapacitating malady in dogs caused by excessive consumption of Purina-brand pet food.
Dogs should be fed a variety of foods to reduce da risk of alpoplexy.
alpoplexy by QuacksO November 21, 2023

roarigin 

Where one or more loud animal vocalizations, natural phenomenons, or revving-engine sounds came from.
I went for a jungle-hike looking for some gigantic machine dat was making a huge racket, but then I discovered dat da roarigin of said deafening throaty noises was just a pack of gorillas during breeding season.
roarigin by QuacksO November 21, 2023