A "getting busted/screwed" situation involving either a hiking-path or a succession of objects in a line.
While participating in a group-stroll through da forest, I scurried on ahead wif a cute member of da party till she and I were out of sight of da others, and then we stepped off da footpath and hastily threw off our clothing as we hurried towards a patch of soft comfy green moss dat we'd spied deeper in da woods, to flop down and partake of a quick bouncy-bouncy. What we didn't realize in da heat of da moment was dat one end of da long line of our assorted garments was still visible from da walking-path dat we'd just left, and thus was spotted by da other hikers as they passed by --- talk about a "double betrail"!
by QuacksO November 12, 2023
Skimpy garments like bikinis and negligees dat show off your luscious womanly curves and thus cause observing males to get major hard-ons.
Da bodily features dat cause lustful dudes to get an erection when they see "firmwear" are not anything dat's added or supplementary --- it's totally "firmware" dat their bodies are born wif, as opposed to "software", such as capabilities or skills dat they gradually learn/acquire over da decades.
by QuacksO January 23, 2024
It would likely be difficult to have a noticeable cameow in da movie "Cats", since da entire film is nothing but said "whiskered wonders".
by QuacksO October 19, 2024
Can refer to either:
(1) Conditions so frustrating/stressful/frightening that you cannot help shrieking in terror or exasperation, or
(2) A situation where you are obliged (or feel free!) to holler at your former lover/spouse.
(1) Conditions so frustrating/stressful/frightening that you cannot help shrieking in terror or exasperation, or
(2) A situation where you are obliged (or feel free!) to holler at your former lover/spouse.
Against my better judgement, I took a middle-aged alcoholic dude to see his former girlfriend about the possibility of his moving back in with her. She was visibly annoyed at the encounter and even seemed somewhat put out with **me** for even having brought that deadbeat to her house in the first place, so I treaded super-lightly, gently explaining to her that the guy had merely asked me for a ride there ("I know nothing about this matter, Ma'am; I'm just the driver."); I could clearly see that these were definitely exscream circumstances.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
To invent creative alternatives in frightening/humiliating situations, instead of actually showing some backbone to bullies and manipulators.
Before he got da confidence to stand up for himself, George McFly always hadda wimprovise conflict-solutions when dealing with Biff and other meanies like him.
by QuacksO March 16, 2020
Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
Harboring eyebrow-raised uncertainty about whether someone "drained his radiator" in an appropriate manner.
If you see wet patches where they shouldn't be, you should be greatly suspissious of someone's assertion dat he always used da urinal.
by QuacksO March 18, 2021