Being caring and dedicated is all well and good as far as how da head-honchos in your area may listen to you, but having a fat back account will usually give you more municipull.
by QuacksO January 14, 2022
I enjoy mingling with others, I have nothing to hide, and I absolutely love da mountains, so I don't bother with tinted glass in my car's windows when travelling through da Pokeonose... again, I appreciate when others liberally interact with me, and so if folks wanna stare and ask me about my personal life, I don't really mind all dat much.
by QuacksO April 04, 2020
If you choose to engage in aerobickering with a couch potato, about all you'll likely succeed in getting from him will be assorted exersighs.
by QuacksO October 26, 2024
Stands for "Obsessive Compulsive Greasing Disorder". A.k.a. "OCLD" (Obsessive Compulsive Lubricating Disorder), it refers to a mental anomaly whereby one feels an overwhelming need to really slather the slippery-goo onto any surface on a device that should rotate/slide smoothly when said unit is in operation.
People sometimes banteringly ridicule me for my copious use of petroleum jelly and WD-40 when servicing/rebuilding machinery "Zheeesh, Dude --- you gots OCGD!"), but I notice that a lot of THEIR equipment often seems to wear out or break down significantly more than mine does, and so I wonder if maybe I am not actually using too much lubricant, after all --- perhaps those other folks simply don't oil their possessions **enough**, and so my "normal" greasing may seem excessive to them by comparison.
by QuacksO September 05, 2019
A famous opera tenor who got shipwrecked on a deserted island and lived to "sing his song" about it.
It's amazing dat Enrico Crusoe maintained his awesome voice after all dat he went through to survive those many years on a tiny tropical atoll.
by QuacksO June 25, 2023
Refers to da action of a gal's spreading her legs for an eager stud having to be held up or postponed for a while.
Tiffany regretfully told me dat she'd forgotten to take her pills, and so our planned wild night of hot 'n' heavy lovin' had to be delaid for a few days.
by QuacksO December 08, 2020
Refers to a feeling of strong amorous attraction to another human that causes one's colon to inadvertently produce a sizable expellation of methane. Similar to asspirations, but not necessarily with the accompanying desire to be given ass by the sought-after individual; the farter may simply want to hold hands, cuddle, and otherwise "be close" with the admired person.
I had a major infartuation with Tiffany when I first laid eyes on her, and I was afraid that she would be turned off. But fortunately we were outside at the time and there was a lot of noisy traffic, so she never noticed my anal indiscretion, and thus she was totally cool with letting me chat her up and hanging out together for a while.
by QuacksO January 10, 2016