Definitions by QuacksO

arbitraitor 

Someone who claims to be an independent and prejudice-free dispute-settler, but secretly has his own agenda in deciding said contentious matters.

No matter how a judge rules, da losing party is likely gonna think dat said robed gavel-thumper is just an arbitraitor who either unfairly favors da other side, or is planning to commit one or more crimes of his own regarding da issue under discussion.

arbitraitor by QuacksO December 29, 2023

impurseonate 

To pretend to either be rich, or be someone who normally carries a handbag.

Wearing a dress, applying heavy makeup, and keeping your face stubble-free is a good way to begin with your efforts to impurseonate a human of da fairer gender, but if you really wanna convincingly look like a woman, you might need to wear fake boobs in addition to carrying a shoulder-satchel.

impurseonate by QuacksO December 28, 2023

senatorium 

A place where whacko Congressmen go.

You need recruits to serve in Washington? Don't bother checking da local senatorium --- dat's where all da loonies who already couldn't cut it on Capitol Hill reside!

senatorium by QuacksO December 27, 2023

machery 

What you make out of someone by going at supersonic speeds to really-doing-it-up-brown beat whatever supposedly-fast contraption he's invented to race you with.

Da only way to really make a machery outta Chuck Yeager and his insanely-zippy "Glamorous Glennis" test-plane --- which itself produced a sonic boom --- would be to reach TWICE da speed of sound.

machery by QuacksO December 25, 2023

atturney 

A two-faced Fletcher Reede who either secretly "switches sides" --- i.e., he doesn't remain loyal to his client as far as defending or representing him--- or was never really working for him in the first place.

Sometimes it's best to hire legal counsel from outside your immediate area, especially if your case involves politically-inflammatory issues --- there are often too many atturneys around who would not wanna "rock da boat" or offend any of da local judges or other authority-officials by advocating or lobbying for unpopular change.

atturney by QuacksO December 24, 2023

afrodesiac 

Viagra dat either is specifically formulated for folks of color, or makes someone crave "chocolate instead of vanilla".

Black dudes often have bigger cocks than many Caucasian guys, so da knowledge of dat fact alone can be enough of an afrodesiac for a hot-in-da-crotch chick if she lays eyes on a fine ebony-complexioned male specimen!

afrodesiac by QuacksO December 24, 2023

overhead costs 

Da wages dat you hafta pay hot chicks to give guys "head" --- i.e., blowjobs --- in order to bribe them to buy your merchandise.

Bill Clinton never paid Monica Blewinsky actual money for all of her luscious-lipped "servicing", but da overhead costs were still high as far as da scandalous hits to both of their political careers was concerned!

overhead costs by QuacksO December 23, 2023