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First-time camper: I got my country-cousin buddy to show me around da rural area where I was gonna be setting up my tent, so dat it would not be so much of a bewilderness to me.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
Get the bewildernessmug. Lots of other scientists are studying paleontology, but they largely seem to be ignoring darkontology, so I think maybe I'll major in that.
by QuacksO February 26, 2021
Get the darkontologymug. Refers to da gentle "urging nudges" dat you give da thigh of a snuggly chick who's lovingly spooning you in bed wif her arm around you; it involves reaching back and softly curing your fingers around behind her upper thigh and then giving a couple of small squeezes with your fingertips to mean, "Can I have your leg, too?" Da cutie then obligingly swings her juicy leg forwards and drapes it over your upper legs so dat you can savoringly caress her soft warm ample thigh, massage her smooth rounded calf, and/or cradle her plump rubbery toes in yer fingers.
Tiffany usually remembers dat I love having her put both her arm and leg over me when we take a nap together, but anytime she forgets, a simple leg-request tug is all I need to do to immediately be rewarded wif a soft warm plump lower-extremity dreamily embracing me, as well.
by QuacksO August 6, 2019
Get the leg-request tugmug. Possessing a disagreeable personality and/or horrible looks is to the dating-scene a lot like what having a criminal record is to the employment-world... not matter how creatively-clever or fancy you try to be in "marketing" yourself, you're probably still gonna end up with a profaile.
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
Get the profailemug. Da eyerolling-disgust-inducing difference between da level/type of anger dat you expected a particular situation to produce, and what temperish results --- or absence thereof, if you're lucky --- actually occurred.
A classic case of ireny would be in "To Kill A Mockingbird", where da scared-and-hungry Dill went to all da agonized/trepidatious effort to secretly enter da Finch's house and hide under Scout's bed for an extended period while tummy-rumblingly listening to Scout's family happily partaking of their supper, only to then have "big and scary" Atticus not even look mildly upset when Dill finally showed himself, and then be generously plied with leftovers, given a hot bath, and finally be permitted to happily climb in beside his dream-girl (Scout herself) in her bed for some blessed sleep.
by QuacksO July 31, 2025
Get the irenymug. The customer-service counter staffed by Santa’s head elf during the period while Jack Frost had taken over --- and shamelessly commercialized --- the North Pole due to the screwed-up "Santa clause".
Scott Calvin: I tried going to the Curtisy desk to get my Santa status back, but the head elf was totally under Jack Frost's "corporate life" influence, and so he didn't know how to help me; I had to resort to more outrageous measures to regain my rightful "throne".
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
Get the Curtisy deskmug. Now dat da general public has largely switched to DVDs, I wonder if da folks in MonteVideo will start making shiny lacquer discs for recording movies onto, rather than magnetic cassettes?
by QuacksO September 10, 2019
Get the MonteVideomug.