Claim dat someone has an issue with efficiently/safely stuffing items into a storage/transport container.
In his sportsman-based comedy tale, "The MFFFF", da out-of-shape Pat McManus suggests adding rocks to a more-physically-fit hiker's bookbag to slow him down enough for your porky weak-muscled self to puffingly keep up with him. I would not do this for two reasons: first, it's not being very nice to your travel-buddy, and he might lob angry verbal packusations at you if he discovered said granite lumps in among his belongings!
by QuacksO May 18, 2022
I have to perform all kinds of loopy shenanagans to trick my pint-sized grandson into eating his oatmeal, going to bed, etc.
by QuacksO October 16, 2023
What Willoughby Waddle restored in William Shakespeare by giving him a healthy feather to use for writing his play.
In Don Freeman's famous children's book, "Will's Quill", The Bird helps The Bard in a big way to maintain his tranquillity.
by QuacksO January 30, 2025
Less-common but equally-loving gestures to express warm feelings for someone, such as a leg-hug or giving him a back-rub wif yer soles and/or scratching his back wif yer toe-nails.
A few other somewhat-loopy but totally-satisfying alternative affection gestures would be an over-da-shoulder high-five (where ya both stand wif your backs together and reach yer hands back over yer shoulders to slap palms wif each other), toe-hugs (where ya flex yer toes downwards to hug da other person's toes), and toe-hugging his pinkie by nestling his finger underneath yer toes and then curling yer toes tightly around his finger. These latter two gestures are especially heavenly for a dude wif a foot-fetish, and will often produce a massive hard-on that you can then either blow or "ride" immediately.
by QuacksO August 04, 2018
Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.
Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.
by QuacksO August 20, 2018
Slick Willie has partaken of so many disgraceful and sordid trysts during his morally-depraved lifetime dat if he went to da confleshional, he'd likely be there all day!
by QuacksO January 14, 2023
Don Imus really created a major yackcident when he foolishly uttered his infamously disgraceful "nappy-headed hos" remark.
by QuacksO July 13, 2020