QuacksO's definitions

swanktuary

A cozy humble cabin in the woods or by the lake where you can go to relax and have a simple existence, far removed from all the glitz, glamour, and fakery of the big city and obnoxious wealth.

I always super-appreciate whenever anyone shows basic kindness and generosity towards me in any form, and so occasionally I seek out a swanktuary to just think over my life and realize how truly blessed I am, regardless of fancy-pants possessions or surroundings.

by QuacksO July 29, 2021

debutchery

Can refer to either:
(1) Dissipative shenanigans at a slaughterhouse, or
(2) Making such a disgraceful parody or mockery of something that it resembles a free-for-all orgy.

The shamelessly-disrespectful way that Hollywood "adapts" classic tales to film is often nothing short of debutchery!

by QuacksO April 17, 2022

FIEnancial

Da topic of income/spending regarding da "four-word chanting" giant who lives in da castle at da top of da beanstalk.

"Fee, fie, fo, fum --- I've suffered great FIEnancial loss at da thieving hands of dat bratty pint-sized Englishman! He not only stole my bag of gold, my golden-egg-laying hen, and golden harp, but he also greedily crammed his cheeks with some of my food, and my overly-generous wife didn't even charge him any FEE for it!"

by QuacksO April 5, 2020

financé

What a gold-digging lady views her husband-to-be.

And of course, this word's spelling can be altered slightly from "financé" to "financeé", to refer to a lady who's engaged to a gold-digging guy, and who is viewed by him as merely a meal-ticket and/or the means to a more-fluent lifestyle

by QuacksO July 14, 2019

sevilleity

A super-deluxe "Cadillac" level of driver-courtesy.

In da famous funny song "Hot Rod Lincoln", it is stated dat da Cadillac sedan wif whom da singer was road-racing eventually "pulled over and let him by"; one would assume dat da driver of said fancy-schmancy jalopy was not doing so merely out of genuine sevilleity; probably he simply realized after a while dat da "souped-up Model A" dat was riding his bumper was both faster than he was and being operated recklessly, and so he was just prudently getting out of da illegal race before his own precious parcel of sheet metal got damaged, either from its engine and transmission's being pushed too hard, or from actual crashing due to da super-dangerous sporting-rivalry situation dat he was becoming involved wif.

by QuacksO February 27, 2023

DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't

In other words, it may not exactly be a "stroll on Easy Street" for you no matter what da result of da paternity-test shows --- a prime example would be dat even if said test does indeed prove dat you're not da love-baby's daddy, da test's in-da-thousands-of-dollars cost may be somewhat comparable to what you'd have hadda spend for child-support, anyway.

Good luck on getting a refund for da momentous cost of a paternity-test if said test proves dat indeed you are not da child's biological father (see "pap smear", definition #14); you might be better off to simply start making support-payments; it can definitely be a "DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't" situation!

by QuacksO February 25, 2020

alimoany

Funds that a woman tries to extort from a guy through dramatic tearful wailing.

If you've done nothing truly wrong, don't listen to a whiny bi**h's blubbery nagging --- she's just trying to get alimoany from you.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019