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Definitions by QuacksO

erectify 

To fix an issue regarding a boner (or lack thereof).
Having a hot chick merely put her clothes back on most-definitely does **not** generally erectify Mr. Happy's excited "standing at attention" status, since his enthusiastically-aroused owner is totally aware dat said luscious looker's delectable flesh is still present underneath said concealing garments. About da only thing dat might fairly-speedily "deflate" said eager stud's huge engorgement would be if da gal used her hands and/or lips to manually "relieve da pressure" inside said fellow's guy-junk; da prob wif dat method, of course, is dat then said desirous dude might not be able to "get it up again" when da lady was actually "ready for him", and so only time and further making out wif said voluptuous female would "erectify" said lack of performance.
erectify by QuacksO December 1, 2024

ginetics 

Da study of whether or not you're likely to become an alcoholic based on your family's DNA.
Huckleberry Finn never expressed any desire to partake of liquor, so I guess dat da infamous ginetics of his "pap" fortunately "skipped a generation".
ginetics by QuacksO November 30, 2024

involunterry 

Donning or sewing with flannelette without realizing it.
If you're too sleepy to realize dat you walked out into da village square just wrapped in yer fluffy bathrobe, you might be subjected to an "involunterry stop" by said town's finest! :P
involunterry by QuacksO November 30, 2024

impunyty 

Cutting "da little guy" a break regarding a legal mishap dat was due to his diminutive stature.
They say dat Napoleon Blownapart was a bit shorter than average, but dat doesn't give him impunyty for his "wicked emperor" behavior.
impunyty by QuacksO November 23, 2024

Menacesota 

Da exceptionally-dangerous northern-midwest state.
If I walk around naked, then potential muggers can see that I don't have anything of value with me, and so I should be a lot safer in Menacesota.
Menacesota by QuacksO November 21, 2024

menaceter 

A pulpit culpit --- I mean, a pulprit culprit... whatever! A creepy preacher who uses terrifying "fire and brimstone" tales to try to scare his parishioners into following his own pet version of religion.
Warren Jeffs was a classic menaceter in that he used fear of the "Great One" to pressure his congregation to do his selfish and often-illegal bidding.
menaceter by QuacksO November 21, 2024

alphabetical origins 

"A-to-z" examples of da early/crude births of various objects and concepts, such as:
boarigin: Where da wild pig came from.
boreigin: Who/what started everyone yawning.
coreigin: Who littered da ground after eating da apple.
doorigin: Where da swinging entrance-flap appeared from.
foreigin: Who putted da golf ball. (Goldfinger and Oddjob optional.)
fourigin: Where da "one more than three" status came from.
Goreigin: He invented da internet, but where did HE HIMSELF come from?!
hoarigin: How being old got started.
loreigin: What started da tradition of telling tales of yesteryear.
moreigin: When and how greed first reared its ugly head.
More examples of "alphabetical origins" include:
noirigin: Da first rumblings of evil.
norigin: First references of neither.
poorigin: Where da economy first took a nose-dive.
pourigin: Da moment it started raining hard.
Quoragin: Where dat bu**s**t online questions-and-answers platform first got thought of.
roarigin: Where da loudly-vocal lion is.
soarigin: Da time when flying animals first appeared
soreigin: When someone began feeling angry and/or achy-muscled.
torigin: Where dat odd rock-formation began appearing.
toreigin: What ripped yer shirt while you were shoving yer way through da bushes during a nature-hike.
tourigin: Whose idea it was to be on said scenery-observation trek in da first place!
warigin: Whatever bu**s**t provocation supposedly started a conflict.
whoreigin: What first prompted a chick's currently "loose" status.
woreigin: Okay --- who told you dat you should don DAT tattered-'n'-threadbare outfit??
yoreigin: Where ancient history started.
yourigin: Da start of da concept of one's not hogging everything for himself.
alphabetical origins by QuacksO November 21, 2024