hippocrisy

"Do as I say, not as I do" behavior regarding large aquatic herbivores.
The term "hippocrisy" could also stand for ridiculous "talking outta both sides of your mouth" behavior that simulates how said lumbering "horse from the river" chooses to act --- for example, constantly badgering your kids to keep their clothes clean and pristine at all times, yet enjoying a good roll in the mud yourself.
by QuacksO November 20, 2019
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Dondruff

Da distressing/disgusting "flaky fallout" dat we've all been suffering with ever since da infamous "elevated playing-card" prez left office.
Da arrogant mussed-up-haired ex-commander-in-chief claims to have written "The Art Of The Deal" and all da rest of "his" many books himself, but it is now revealed dat dey were all ghost-written --- yep, da disgraceful "Dondruff" has finally come out!
by QuacksO November 08, 2022
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Budafriend

A major Hungarian city where everyone is nice instead of being a pain in da butt.
Hungarian folks are already known for being soh-shuh-buhl to newcomers, so there should be not need to go all da way to Budafriend just to find smiling affable faces.
by QuacksO August 27, 2023
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impeckable

1. So perfect and flawless that a bird wouldn't dare chip at it with its beak.
2. Too hard/resilient to be bored into by said proboscis-hammering.
Flickers sometimes make a loud hammering noise on sheet-metal in an attempt to drive other birds away, even though they are obviously aware that metal --- unlike wood --- is impeckable.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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professional sirveyor

Boobs-'n'-booty-loving dude who's been checking out da hot chicks for an impressively-long portion of his life.
A "professional sirveyor" may not always refer to da wearer of an FBI (i.e., Female Body Inspector) cap --- it could equally be da observant representative of a giggle of girls who trumpets a "cute guy alert" to said colleen-congregation, so dat they can then try melting said passing hunk's mushy heart wif their smiles and eyelash-flutters.
by QuacksO April 29, 2025
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Post™ traumatic stress

The assorted "gastronomical nightmare" feelings (heartburn, cramping, bloating, etc.) suffered from eating excessive amounts of crunchy-sweet cold cereal.
I was super-hungry, so I polished off half a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats in one sitting, and now I gots Post™ traumatic stress!
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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hospitallyty

"Quid pro quo" helpfulness/attentiveness, whereby yer host is a real bean-counter when it comes to wanting to be equivalently reimbursed for each and every fiddly little inconvenience or effort dat he has to endure on yer behalf.
Red Green recommends dat you actively/consciously avoid getting obligated to any of your macho buddies by partaking of favors or assistance from them dat they would view as "hospitallyty", and then try to guilt-trip YOU into doing an at-least-equal favor for THEM in return.
by QuacksO April 28, 2025
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