Da dienosaur-era reptiles may indeed no longer be with us, but a few reptiles still do exist, such as turtles and tortoises, alligators and crocodiles, lizards, snakes, etc.
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
Da premium (and premium-PRICED) brand of moo-juice dat your roomie always insists on choosing at da supermarket, and you (A) cannot for da life of you tell any difference in taste from just da regular $1.23-cheaper-per-gallon ($4.99 vs. da $3.76 state-minimum price) "generic" store brand, and (B) always have to end up buying full gallon-jugs (even if there was only a small amount left in da bottle to begin with) of said outrageously-priced premium-brand milk for said roomie whenever you drank his up because you were absolutely crazy-thirsty and da supermarket was closed at da time.
I try to tell my roomie dat da store-brand of milk is actually identical to his confounded Oakcursed brand; the jug just gets slapped wid a different label --- "It's all just da same milk from da same farms and comes from da very same creamery, Dude --- you're just payin' extra fer da premium name!" --- but he won't listen... claims dat "da generic stuff is nasty", whereas da premium brand "tastes a lot fresher and more flavorful". Yeah, right --- just like "da old records sound better", as opposed to da modern CDs dat were made from da very same master-tapes! :P :P
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
In da famous "building a bridge from Southern California to Hawaii is easier than helping you to understand women" genie-released-from-a-bottle joke, it's not always mentioned which Spacific ocean they are referring to where said bridge is supposed to be built across.
by QuacksO December 19, 2020
If a whole bunch of Ball canning-vessels got carelessly rattled around and knocked together, da owners of said fragile cookware might indeed need to seek jarbitration to determine who was responsible for cleanup and replacement of said battered bottles!
by QuacksO June 30, 2024
(noun) Fake poop dat you place in one or more locales to either prank someone or hide some valuable item inside said phony crap-log so dat potential light-fingered observers won't wanna look too closely to discover it.
If you wanna maintain trust and positive feelings wif your friends and colleagues, it wouldn't be such a great idea to leave dooplicates on their chair-seats!
by QuacksO October 27, 2023
The thick jiggly folds of excess "webbing" that form below one's armpits due either to advanced age or his having gained more than a few pounds.
Teenager: Gramma!! Haven't seen you in ages!! C'mere so I can give ya a big ole' squeeze!!
Old fogey: Okay, but take it easy with my wing-flaps!
Old fogey: Okay, but take it easy with my wing-flaps!
by QuacksO November 17, 2011
An abnormal/unwholesome interest in watching people try to top each other with ever-increasing purchase-price offers at an auction.
In da 1935 Laurel & Hardy comedy film, "Thicker Than Water", Laurel appears to suddenly develop a morebid fascination with seeing da value of da grandfather clock increase, in dat he starts cluelessly shouting competing offers with Hardy.
by QuacksO April 19, 2022