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Definitions by QuacksO

Wrenaissance 

Da period in history when songbirds came out of antiquity and began utilizing man-made assistance-gadgets like bird houses, winter feeders, etc.
Along wif our small melodic feathered friends' becoming modernized, da human sport of bird-watching gained popularity during da Wrenaissance period, also.
Wrenaissance by QuacksO December 13, 2024

investigaiter 

A detective who checks out yer protective ankle-wear for possible evidence.
I love playing "investigaiter" wif pretty girls as an excuse to handle and massage their cute tootsies --- in every case, of course, both da cute chick and I know very well dat it's merely a joking ruse for a little touchy-feely of their warm softness, just da same as if I gleefully perform a thorough examination of their NECK-gaiters ("Oh, you just wanna play wif my boobs!"), but they're still okay wif it 'cuz they know I am getting such immense pleasure out of da experience, plus they feel flattered dat I am so enamored wif their attractive body-parts.
investigaiter by QuacksO December 10, 2024
An enthusiastic supporter of someone's making a trip to da barber.
Kiddo #1: Wow, your new hairdo looks nice!
Kiddo #2: Thanks, but I miss my long braids.
Kiddo #1: What convinced you to have them shortened, then?
Kiddo #2: Oh, my whole family advocuted for me to get a trim in order to not have such horrid tangles to comb out every morning, so how could I go against a unanimous majority of opinion?
advocut by QuacksO December 10, 2024
A supportive sidekick who lobbies for your being allowed to "crash for a spell" on a folding bed.
If a teenage girl strongly "advocotes" for letting her heart-throb stay overnight, one should strongly wonder if merely a good night's sleep is actually the only thing that she has in mind for said raging-hormones-steeped male admirer! :P
advocot by QuacksO December 10, 2024
Fluffy may claim to be your advocat, but oftentimes said small domesticated carnivores will actually gravitate towards those who feed them da tastiest meatiest snacks!
advocat by QuacksO December 10, 2024

automobelial 

Refers to supposedly-"possessed" vehicles like Christine or The Car.
Basil Fawlty's infamous Hillman Countryman was so uncooperative that is might be described as automobelial.
automobelial by QuacksO December 9, 2024
Da mid-northern state dat's notorious for sinister dangers.
According to a violent-crimes-per-100,000-residents map of da U.S., Alaska and a number of southern states are actually da most dangerous, so I dunno why Menaceota would be of significance in dat regard.
Menaceota by QuacksO December 5, 2024