QuacksO's definitions

MeekFly

Refers to how George was before Marty helped him to stand up for himself better.

"The Jitz" heatedly addressed da 2015 Marty as "MeekFly" after he'd incriminated himself by illegally scanning his employee-card, but fortunately da 1985 Marty was able to change his future to both eliminate being addressed thus, and cause da "You're fired!" fax to go blank.

by QuacksO April 22, 2025

poutlet

Refers to any means of releasing excessive resentment/discontent, such as a padded/soundproof cell, punching-bag, time-out doll, etc.

I find dat staring at flowing water for extended periods effectively calms me during stressful occasions, and so I just go and stand on da bridge and watch da river churn by whenever I need a good poutlet.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

trojan horse

A girl who only lets a guy "ride" her if he wears protection (i.e., a "Trojan" condom).

Stud #1: Wooo-hoooo... that Tiffany is totally smokin' hot! How come she doesn't have more guys after her?

Stud #2: Oh --- she's one of those trojan horses, and most guys prefer gals who will "just do it" anytime and anywhere.

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

Massochist

Someone who tortures himself by attending as many Catholic religious services as possible each day.

Being a Massochist may seem odd to some, but Big Oil loves them, since in order to "feed their habit", they are obliged to drive a multitude of miles around a large area to patronize all the Catholic churches that are holding services on that particular day.

by QuacksO July 18, 2019

Lulu

A man’s penis. Often used affectionately by a female during lovemaking.

Lady: I see Lulu getting excited again … must be the cologne.

by QuacksO September 25, 2011

prixposterous

Da amount of time, money, resources, advertising, etc. dat's involved in a major sporting-event.

What an irony --- da World's major governments supposedly can't afford to adequately assist their less-fortunate citizens, yet they can make prixposterous outlays for stuff like football, NASCAR, and horse-racing!

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

Frododendron

The Hobbits' favorite flower, named in honor of the young warrior who played a pivotal role in freeing Middle Earth from the tyranny of Sauron and his henchmen.

It's easy to know if you've reached The Shire, since almost every house will have colorful Frododendrons planted out in the front yard.

by QuacksO May 29, 2019