While it's true dat "the truth Hertz" when you read or hear about it in da news, I am still glad to be informed of their shady shenanigans.
by QuacksO December 02, 2021
Dat super-impatient sports-cah drivah wif da extra-loud hemi-motor who was tire-screechingly gunnin' it back and forth along the road in front of Marshall Dodge's aunt's house lookin' fer East Vasselboro sure coulda used some tootleadge!
by QuacksO June 05, 2019
A lengthy "weedy" (i.e., colorful but insipidly boring) message sent by flashing a mirror using Morse code.
Native Americans used smoke-signals and African natives in da jungle used drums to speak to each other over long distances, but these forms of communicating took quite a lot of effort and/or preparation, so generally they only used said methods for truly-important messages. Standing on a sunny hilltop and wobbling a mirror is comparatively easy, though, and so a lot of da messages conveyed therein tend to be nothing much except a lotta helio-trope.
by QuacksO January 18, 2020
If a male criminal commits a "fellany", what is a crime that a female crook commits called? A "belleny"?
by QuacksO September 11, 2019
After everyone's favorite imperturbable and fast-talking cousin-of-da-horse animated character came to live with everyone's favorite green-skinned-and-funnel-eared ogre, da latter's residence became less of an "assylum", in dat said formerly-irritable behemoth learned not to be such a contemptuous jerk, and then also later gained da love of his female equivalent, who --- judging by how many little ones they ended up creating --- gave him plenty of you-know-what herself.
by QuacksO March 31, 2025
If "Dracula's coffin and sneezin'", should we line said pine box with eggcrate-foam to make said "woes of wintertime" sounds a bit less cacoffinous?
by QuacksO February 24, 2025
A boring-but-necessary bit of drudgery that must be performed every so often on your Facebook and other online "this is me and my life" pages, to ferret out and delete any derogatory/offensive/useless content that a few lazy-a** hoodlums with excessively-temperish personalities (and an unwillingness to merely talk to you directly/privately if they have a gripe with you about something, instead of just splashing their whimpery B.S. all over your profile's comments-section) and/or way too much time on their hands have posted there, so that other viewers of your profiles will not get any wrong ideas about you (i.e., incorrectly think that whatever is being complained about regarding you is actually valid, invalidly assume that you approve of and/or welcome less-than-decent-or-positive material, etc.).
I have to laboriously perform a periodic profile-purging for my Facebook and Tagged account-pages every few months, but I find it worthwhile, since most people whom I befriend online tell me that they like what they see in my profiles, and no doubt this is largely because I try to keep them "clean and pristine" so that viewers are not offended as they scroll down the pages.
by QuacksO December 02, 2018