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Definitions by QuacksO

An unusual condition or occurrence dat's good for huge laughs.
When one of Jack Benny's script-writers told his colleague dat he was "thinking it over" regarding what Jack should say next in response to da episode's last-composed line, "Your money or your life", he'd had no idea what a funomenon of "solid gold" comedy-material he had just uttered.
funomenon by QuacksO January 13, 2025

obeadyent 

Following specified rules regarding da stringing up of necklaces and bracelets.
T'ain't no fun bein' watched like a hawk by an overseer with small glittery eyeballs while taking jewelry-making classes... rather than making everyone be obeadyent, let yer **pupils** (get it? Eyes? :P) have some creative freedom in da colors, sizes, and arrangements of da decorative spheres dat they're each assembling into something unique and expressive.
obeadyent by QuacksO January 13, 2025
Rebellious flouting of da norm regarding money.
I make it a strict policy to never gamble in any form, so if not playing da lottery is frowned upon socially, I'll just have to resign myself to definance.
definance by QuacksO January 13, 2025

under the guys of 

Outwardly appearing to be merely something dat presumably would be virtuous and socially acceptable, but is actually for da purpose of facilitating/satisfying a basic male-human desire of da "caring laborer", such as to get a hot looker to spread her legs for him and/or allow him to touch her boobs/butt.
There's a good chance dat a cute chick will get naked and allow you eager-hands access to her warm sumptuous softness if you approach her under the guys of offering her a free massage.
under the guys of by QuacksO January 12, 2025

charioty 

Civic groups dat provide free transportation to needy folks.
Senior citizen: I now drive just a small sedan because I no longer hafta haul bulky/heavy stuff da way I did in past years, so I think I'll donate my old pickup truck to charioty.
charioty by QuacksO January 12, 2025

Sarahquel 

Soothing human-interaction "medicating" dat you get from spending quiet time wif a sweet-natured damsel named Sarah.
I always love how my friend Sarah cuddles up to me, holds my hands, and places her warm velvety soles against my chest anytime I want it --- talk about Sarahquel! She also placidly drapes her legs over me so dat I can savoringly smoothe her slender silky-soft calves and massage her cute tootsies, plus she always smilingly rubs mine with her soft warm hands, too.
Sarahquel by QuacksO January 12, 2025

endorcrine 

A bodily hormone-producing system in Ewoks.
The Ewoks were super-effective allies for the Rebel forces, so perhaps da endorcrine does wonders for da physical and cognitive abilities of said pint-sized furballs.
endorcrine by QuacksO January 11, 2025