Da status of there being no disagreements among countries, wif da added perk being dat anyone can now "get some a**" no matter where he globe-trots.
They say dat there is a childbirth shortage nowadays, so maybe world piece would cure dat --- lots of humans who "want to" aren't actually "getting any", and so all we'd need to do is allow da "free love" and "widespread seeding" dat said sexually-lonesome individuals would like to partake in.
by QuacksO March 09, 2023
What a chick grumbles to her family/friends regarding da clueless indolence of her main squeeze, and is referring to da fact dat he does not bother to re-dress her upper torso after a boobs-savoring session, simply walks around da house naked after an interval of between-his-legs-based recreation wif her, forgets to straighten up da bed after a bouncy-bouncy, etc.
My new guy is a total "Mr. Cuddly" and never makes me feel left out or unattended, but he hasn't "grown up" as far as childhood unawareness is concerned --- he STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!
by QuacksO July 08, 2023
You can indeed say dat to da staff at da local True Value Hardware store, but good luck on getting any discounts or other "preferential perks" as a result.
Perhaps da famous radio-ad phrase, "...and tell 'em Pat Summerall sent you" might have been more recognizable "way back when" during da time when everyone's favorite deep-and-rich-tone-voiced Irish sportscaster was making those ads, but in more-modern times, da Cotter & Co. stores' mostly-from-da-newer-generation employees will likely just give you puzzled looks if you jokingly spout said remark when you walk in da door. :P
by QuacksO November 22, 2021
Declining cannabis is easy --- if someone asks you da "juana" question, just reply dat you "don'tjuana".
by QuacksO August 08, 2023
Calming someone down wif a saidative is usually a much safer alternative to resorting to chemical-type sleep-inducers.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
1. A statement of fact penned by a clown.
2. A statement of fact that is so absurd or sloppily-worded that you would get guffawed out of court if you presented it as evidence.
2. A statement of fact that is so absurd or sloppily-worded that you would get guffawed out of court if you presented it as evidence.
Norm Snively tried to present his ownership papers in court as evidence of his legal right to Air Bud, but thanks to Snively's spectacular dunking in the lake, said documents were nothing but tiny blobs of wet paper in a plastic bag, causing the judge to rule the inadmissible paper-mâché mess to be nothing but a laffidavit.
by QuacksO November 25, 2019
Let's hope dat Bill and Jo truly had strong enough feelings for each other to still wanna stay married even after da excitement of their whirlwind romance had subsided.
by QuacksO February 18, 2021