Definitions by QuacksO

papyreus

Ancient writing-paper dat was so tinder-dry and flammable dat it would super-readily combust at da slightest hint of flame or overheating.

If Colonel Vogel should indeed "try reading books instead of burning them", then he'd better hurry up and get perusing --- and refrain from pipe-puffin' or other flame-based activities while doing so --- if there are any papyreus documents among da regular wood-fiber-based tomes under discussion!

papyreus by QuacksO April 28, 2025

papyrusy

Absconding wif ancient texts.

Passing off recently-forged documents as genuine ancient-history works could also be viewed as "papyrusy", since it would be copyright-infringements of said primitive-paper essays.

papyrusy by QuacksO April 28, 2025

L.bj 

What you'd call sucking off da mid-to-late-'60's-era Commander-in-Chief.

Supposedly da 36th Prez had a real "jumbo" between his legs, but it's apparently not well known whether he actually received any "L.bj" da way dat da infamous "Willie and his willy" did.

L.bj by QuacksO April 27, 2025

diagnoseis

A doctor's report on what's amiss wif yer sniffer.

Da term "diagnoseis" could also refer to da ferreting-out of a problem by either identification/source-pinpointing of an abnormal odor, or "sticking in yer big/long schnoz" to learn intimate details of da matter under investigation.

diagnoseis by QuacksO April 27, 2025

serveivor 

A fortunate person who got out with his life after partaking of a really horrible culinary experience.

Archie's classmates felt like they were literal serveivors every time they successfully remained alive following a meal prepared by their temperish cafeteria cook Miss Beasley.

serveivor by QuacksO April 27, 2025

Roameo 

A "stir-crazy" dude who "GALlivants" all over da place charming lots of different chicks.

I totally performed my Roameo routine at da beach and "scored big" wif countless helplessly-giggling eyelash-flutterers; da only prob was dat my hands and arms eventually got achy and exhausted from all of da hugz, hand-squeeziz, and foot-rubz dat I ended up giving to all of said placid-faced blinky-eyed damsels throughout da day!

Roameo by QuacksO April 27, 2025

snafudavit 

A bu**s**t legal-declaration dat neither party can agree upon, is not worded/formatted in a way dat da court will accept, etc.

One of da best ways to have a case thrown out is to object to everything dat da other side says; you can also try discrediting all of their sworn-statement documents by referring to each and every item they present as a "snafudavit".

snafudavit by QuacksO April 27, 2025