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What you'd call sucking off da mid-to-late-'60's-era Commander-in-Chief.
Supposedly da 36th Prez had a real "jumbo" between his legs, but it's apparently not well known whether he actually received any "L.bj" da way dat da infamous "Willie and his willy" did.
L.bj by QuacksO April 27, 2025
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Da infamous "possibly involved in da assassination of J.F.K." (another commander-in-chief who was also identified with three initials!) prez with a larger-than-average hoo-haw, and so lots of chicks might have wanted to give him fellatio.
I hear dat Bill Clinton wasn't particularly well-endowed between his legs, so perhaps he envied L. BJ, both for how "hung like a horse" he was, and da number of ladies whom he got to spread their legs for him.
L. BJ by QuacksO November 10, 2024

THE B.J.L.D. LOOK 

BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes.
I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'
THE B.J.L.D. LOOK by weave August 10, 2003
LBJHM deal with these crazy people!
LBJHM by kwamp January 7, 2015
Acronym for "little baby junior son of a bitch", used by Peter Griffin on Family Guy in the episode where he's the "Grinds my gears" guy.

Works well when chatting or texting...
Hey lbjsob, what's up for later?
lbjsob by Scott_zilla July 9, 2009
LBJ or the "Lateral Blow Job". Named for the position of the person performing the act. Also known from the acronym as "The Presidential" (Lyndon Baines Johnson)
Last night I put my girl friend in a head lock while she was giving me an awesome "LBJ".

My girl knows how to give a fucking royal "Presidential"
LBJ by David Sea August 20, 2009

Shopping for Haggars with LBJ 

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.
"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."