Definitions by QuacksO
buyohazard
A strain of mind-altering bacteria dat da government secretly spreads among da populous in a clandestine effort to hopefully cause them to make more shopping-trips.
Shortly after a serious of unusually-heavy airliner-released vapor-trails appeared over a populated area, many local residents reported feeling inexplicably desirous to head to Wally-world and stock up on da latest fashions and popular media-titles --- sounds like a classic buyohazard-distribution to me!
buyohazard by QuacksO April 11, 2020
male enhandsomement
A medication dat makes a guy look more attractive to a lady, as well as keeping his wee-wee "standing at attention".
I like to keep my female romantic partners as friends for life, and so I would want a lady to have sex with me only if she found me likeable to begin with; I wouldn't wanna fool her with any male enhandsomement supplements.
male enhandsomement by QuacksO April 11, 2020
smorgasmbord
Where you actually climax in heady delight from seeing da copiously-varied menu at a leftovers-feast.
My girlfriend and I always make sure to "per-exhaust" our reproductive organs by sharing a major bouncy-bouncy immediately before heading over to da buffet-table, so dat neither of us risks having a noisy/messy smorgasmbord when we survey that luscious-looking array of tasty culinary delights.
smorgasmbord by QuacksO April 11, 2020
mixed signals
Traffic-control devices dat light up all weird --- i.e., randomly flash and/or have several conflicting colors/symbols invalidly illuminate at once --- may be malfunctioning thus because da people operating/maintaining said contraptions have "had a few too many" in da way of screwdrivers and highballs.
A bartender can be equally confused/frustrated as a bewildered motorist at a malfunctioning traffic-light if a patron at his pub sends mixed signals --- i.e., voices conflicting instructions on how he wants his drink prepared --- as well.
mixed signals by QuacksO April 11, 2020
mediarological
Refers to the sensational and overly-dramatic "spin" dat radio/TV weather-forecasters put on fairly-mundane upcoming rain/wind/snow activities.
I heard a set of rather dire storm-warnings on the evening weather forecast, but I still went ahead and planned my returnables-collecting trek for the next morning. And sure enough, the day dawned just moderately overcast and slightly breezy, and it stayed that way all day, so the mediarological predictions did indeed turn out to be bunk, after all.
mediarological by QuacksO April 11, 2020
insinewation
Body-builders detest being asked what energy-drinks they use; in said athletes' minds, the asker's insinewation is that they are relying on said proteins/electrolytes to help them to "bulk up" artificially, rather than just gradually building their impressively-ample muscles through workouts alone.
insinewation by QuacksO April 11, 2020