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Definitions by QuacksO

allahgations 

Reports of supposed wrongdoing made by one or more devout Muslims.
Jeff Dunham's puppet-pal Achmed the Dead Terrorist makes lots of heavy-duty allahgations regarding past acquaintances, ex-wives, celebrities and politicians, and even Jeff himself, but he never seems to have much evidence to actually back up said lurid reports.
allahgations by QuacksO June 25, 2020

"Newhart" genitals-introduction

Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."
Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.

cusstody proceedings

Legal wrangling over stewardship dat is laced with "salty" adjectives.
Two wise pieces of advice during child-cusstody proceedings: one, never allow da youngsters in question to be present during said expletive-riddled meetings, since their tender ears should not be subjected to anything "heavier" than G-rated word-choices. And two, carefully note which parent uses more "colorful" adjectives; this can often greatly determine which of them would be a more appropriate guardian for said vulnerable-minded little ones.

Keebler Pass 

A mountainous area in Colorado where tasty confectionery snacks come from.
Disappointed third-grader: Blast it all --- here I thought our vacation in Keebler Pass was gonna be a Wonka's-chocolate-factory type of adventure... a tour of a place where the entire landscape was made from sweet candy and crunchy baked flour! Little did I know that it was just a bunch of boring inedible ROCKS that I hadda laboriously clamber over!
Keebler Pass by QuacksO June 14, 2020

quackgrass 

"Wacky tobacky" dat is prescribed by a snake-oil doctor.
If you ask a phony physician why he is recommending dat you try QUACKgrass for your ailments, he will likely just "duck" da question.
quackgrass by QuacksO June 11, 2020

cree-dentials 

Da qualifications of a Native-American.
Lewis and Clark didn't need to bother asking their Native guides for their cree-dentials, since anyone whom they hired was from their own area, and so they were all familiar with what the explorers would likely encounter in that particular region.
cree-dentials by QuacksO June 10, 2020
Someone who looks out for your best interests by making forked-tongues statements on your behalf.
A prime example of a fibuciary would be da notorious White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer's dispensing of "alternative facts"
fibuciary by QuacksO June 10, 2020