fibuciary

Someone who looks out for your best interests by making forked-tongues statements on your behalf.

A prime example of a fibuciary would be da notorious White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer's dispensing of "alternative facts"

fibuciary by QuacksO June 10, 2020

Fiduciary Droop 

The inability to focus clearly on the physical appearance of a person any higher than the pocket or purse in which they hold their wallet.

Pageant-winner Jessica's inexplicable engagement to Walter (of Toad Hall) was surely attributable to a truly nasty case of Fiduciary Droop.

Fiduciary Droop by The Original DB April 24, 2016

fiduciary 

(adj.) of, or relating to, the combination of douches and fairies. a twin insult.

That fiduciary gentleman in the pink polo with the popped collar just double parked his Jeep Wrangler.

fiduciary by ismellshoes November 21, 2010

Fiduciary 

Can be found dressed in argyle and boat shoes, interrupting everyone else's conversations. Only eats food pre-approved by hipsters. Favorite place to hang is his best friends living room

Favorite app is rocket mortgage and Wall Street journal. Sees himself as Wolf of Wall Street but really drives a Prius.

Uses frequent words like: mortgage, fiscal, interest rates, chick, depreciation.

Was checking out my clients assets when this fiduciary walked in and told me tea was at 1020.

Fiduciary by Eatyourveggies July 17, 2018

Fiduciary 

A Pimp.

Keep your fiduciary hand strong.

Fiduciary by roxgalour January 11, 2009

Fiducilary 

A common mispronounciation of the word "fiduciary"

We have a fiducilary responsibility to send daily emails.

Fiducilary by Pro DM August 13, 2010

Ficuciary 

Like Fiduciary, but with the Fuckery inclination intended.

My older sister, who is supposed to manage my money in my best interest, has assumed the role of Ficuciary, and has been embezzling my funds in small amounts, trying to hide it. What fuckery from a sister.

Ficuciary by BeLoudAndProsper December 2, 2023