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Fiduciary Droop 

The inability to focus clearly on the physical appearance of a person any higher than the pocket or purse in which they hold their wallet.
Pageant-winner Jessica's inexplicable engagement to Walter (of Toad Hall) was surely attributable to a truly nasty case of Fiduciary Droop.
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fiduciary 

(adj.) of, or relating to, the combination of douches and fairies. a twin insult.
That fiduciary gentleman in the pink polo with the popped collar just double parked his Jeep Wrangler.
fiduciary by ismellshoes November 21, 2010

Fiduciary 

Can be found dressed in argyle and boat shoes, interrupting everyone else's conversations. Only eats food pre-approved by hipsters. Favorite place to hang is his best friends living room

Favorite app is rocket mortgage and Wall Street journal. Sees himself as Wolf of Wall Street but really drives a Prius.

Uses frequent words like: mortgage, fiscal, interest rates, chick, depreciation.
Was checking out my clients assets when this fiduciary walked in and told me tea was at 1020.
Fiduciary by Eatyourveggies July 17, 2018

Fiduciary 

A Pimp.
Keep your fiduciary hand strong.
Fiduciary by roxgalour January 11, 2009

Fiducilary 

We have a fiducilary responsibility to send daily emails.
Fiducilary by Pro DM August 13, 2010

Ficuciary 

Like Fiduciary, but with the Fuckery inclination intended.
My older sister, who is supposed to manage my money in my best interest, has assumed the role of Ficuciary, and has been embezzling my funds in small amounts, trying to hide it. What fuckery from a sister.
Ficuciary by BeLoudAndProsper December 2, 2023
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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