Definitions by QuacksO

sinonym 

A similar-meaning word dat overly-critical/righteous people wag a disapproving finger and/or cluck their tongues about if you utter it.

Before you come down on someone too much about seemingly-unacceptable word-choices, be sure to consider whether you sometimes use sinonyms yourself.

sinonym by QuacksO July 1, 2020

alumentary school 

Da period in yer early education when they teach you about common chemicals, such as those used in pickling and deodorant.

Da term "alumentary school" could also refer to certain "specialty" education such as cooking-class, where you learn da basics of baking and canning, including da Connecticut law dat says dat a pickle must bounce to be legally defined as a pickle and not just a cucumber.

alumentary school by QuacksO July 1, 2020

Deppidemic 

Where everyone and his brother dons a buccaneer outfit for Halloween.

A "Deppidemic" could also refer to da widespread excitement dat occurs anytime a new "Pirates Of The Caribbean" movie is first released.

Deppidemic by QuacksO July 1, 2020

J. Paul Givey 

Da lesser-known "benevolent counterpart" to da infamous penny-pinching oil-baron; unlike his Scroogeian contemporary, he started out super-wealthy and gradually distributed his finances to those in need.

I have only a small emergency-fund and a super-modest income from SSI and Food Stamps, yet the town moochers seem to view me as a regular J. Paul Givey!

J. Paul Givey by QuacksO July 1, 2020

pepidemic 

Da widespread abuse of stimulants.

Coffee and stimulant-imbued soft drinks are super-heavily consumed in da state of Missizippy, with everyone whizzing about in a frenzied cafffeine-buzz --- there is an absolute pepidemic there!

pepidemic by QuacksO June 30, 2020

suspisscious 

Feeling distrustful of a urine-related matter.

Dude who just got da "shock of his life" while naively "draining his radiator" near a cow-pasture: YEEEEEEEE-YOWWW ---- I shoulda been a lot more suspisscious when my prankster-buddies suggested dat I take a whiz on da electric-fence wire!

suspisscious by QuacksO June 29, 2020

Allahgash 

A rural northern-Maine area largely populated by Muslim immigrants.

Aroostook County is the most northerly area of Maine and is therefore well above the 45th parallel, so I strongly doubt that the residents of the Allahgash area would be likely to wear heat-deflecting white robes or turbans the way they would in their sweltering home-countries.

Allahgash by QuacksO June 29, 2020