Definitions by QuacksO
clarafication
A better understanding of something regarding da black-and-white bovine member of da "Farm Friends" kiddie-book series.
clarafication by QuacksO October 28, 2020
littergation
Maybe da Islip garbage-barge made dat ridiculously long voyage in a valiant effort to avoid da littergation dat would undoubtedly have resulted if da NYC officials had just dumped da garbage out on da ground.
littergation by QuacksO October 28, 2020
herpestologist
If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!
herpestologist by QuacksO October 28, 2020
parapuns
Refers to either:
(1) Two "play on words" jokes.
(2) "Play on words" jokes involving words with da prefix "para", such as:
Parablasts: What Achmed caused by answering his cell phone while putting gasoline in his scooter AND having just filled a gas-can, as well
Parables: Two fertile male cattle
Parabolas: Two ropes-and-spheres weapons
Parabolics: Two screwed-up messes
Parachutes: What you can do with a loaded 12-gauge side-by-side or a thirty-aught-six over-'n'-under
Paracletes: Two sharp metal anti-slip protrusions
Paradiddles: Two people performing tedious/useless activity
Paradigms: Two small silver coins totaling twenty cents
Paradise: Two dotted-cube game-pieces
Paradors: Da free-swinging passage-flaps at a saloon-entrance
Parados: Two old-school computer-programs
Paradox: Two dudes in white lab-coats with stethoscopes
Paraffins: What a fish has at its tail
Paragenesis: Two reprints of da first chapter in da Good Book
Paragraphs: Two of da large pages from a politician's bu**s**t easel-presentation
Parakeets: Two selections from da famous Poet John
Paralegal: Two Fletcher Reedes
Parallax: Two overly-careless/casual people
Paralyze: What you'll get from asking a "paralegal" a question
Paramagnetic: What two cool dudes instantly are to two hot chicks whom they meet
Paramedics: Two emergency-response workers on an ambulance
Parameters: Two energy-measuring devices
Paramilitary: Two servicemen
Paramnesia: Two people who can't recall their names
(1) Two "play on words" jokes.
(2) "Play on words" jokes involving words with da prefix "para", such as:
Parablasts: What Achmed caused by answering his cell phone while putting gasoline in his scooter AND having just filled a gas-can, as well
Parables: Two fertile male cattle
Parabolas: Two ropes-and-spheres weapons
Parabolics: Two screwed-up messes
Parachutes: What you can do with a loaded 12-gauge side-by-side or a thirty-aught-six over-'n'-under
Paracletes: Two sharp metal anti-slip protrusions
Paradiddles: Two people performing tedious/useless activity
Paradigms: Two small silver coins totaling twenty cents
Paradise: Two dotted-cube game-pieces
Paradors: Da free-swinging passage-flaps at a saloon-entrance
Parados: Two old-school computer-programs
Paradox: Two dudes in white lab-coats with stethoscopes
Paraffins: What a fish has at its tail
Paragenesis: Two reprints of da first chapter in da Good Book
Paragraphs: Two of da large pages from a politician's bu**s**t easel-presentation
Parakeets: Two selections from da famous Poet John
Paralegal: Two Fletcher Reedes
Parallax: Two overly-careless/casual people
Paralyze: What you'll get from asking a "paralegal" a question
Paramagnetic: What two cool dudes instantly are to two hot chicks whom they meet
Paramedics: Two emergency-response workers on an ambulance
Parameters: Two energy-measuring devices
Paramilitary: Two servicemen
Paramnesia: Two people who can't recall their names
More examples of "parapuns" include:
Paramos: Da particular/specific behavior-patterns of two criminals
Paramorphs: Two "magically transforming or switching places" conjuring-acts
Paramounts: What a lust-crazed stud wants to do instead of "doing it" just one time
Paramours: Two grassy-marsh areas
Paranoid: What happens if you p**s off two people at da same time
Paranormal: What two loopies claim to be
Paranymphs: Two forest-fairies
Parapets: Two furry/feathered friends
Paraphrase: Two worn-out cliches
Paraprofessionals: Two expert/learned tradespeople
Parapsychology: Two aspects of how da mind works
Pararescue: Da saving of two living creatures in distress
Parasang: A duet vocal-performance
Parashah: Iran's worst nightmare --- M. R. Pahlavi alone was bad enough!
Parasites: Two locales
Parasols: Two spear-throwing hot-heads from ancient Israel
Parasympathetic: Feeling sorry for two people
Parasynapsis: A combined summary of two separate essays
Parasynthesis: Da creating of two different items, substances, ideas, etc.
Paratactics: Two strategies to reach a goal
Parataxis: Two different Yellow or Checkered passenger-vehicles
Parathyroids: Two organs dat affect body-heat in mammals
Paratroopers: Two "statey" cops
Paratyphoid: A sort of warm-weather equivalent of double-pneumonia --- i.e., a severe infection during non-winter months
Paravanes: Two aerofoils
Parawings: What a bird or bat has
Parazoans: Two geographical areas controlled by certain laws
Paramos: Da particular/specific behavior-patterns of two criminals
Paramorphs: Two "magically transforming or switching places" conjuring-acts
Paramounts: What a lust-crazed stud wants to do instead of "doing it" just one time
Paramours: Two grassy-marsh areas
Paranoid: What happens if you p**s off two people at da same time
Paranormal: What two loopies claim to be
Paranymphs: Two forest-fairies
Parapets: Two furry/feathered friends
Paraphrase: Two worn-out cliches
Paraprofessionals: Two expert/learned tradespeople
Parapsychology: Two aspects of how da mind works
Pararescue: Da saving of two living creatures in distress
Parasang: A duet vocal-performance
Parashah: Iran's worst nightmare --- M. R. Pahlavi alone was bad enough!
Parasites: Two locales
Parasols: Two spear-throwing hot-heads from ancient Israel
Parasympathetic: Feeling sorry for two people
Parasynapsis: A combined summary of two separate essays
Parasynthesis: Da creating of two different items, substances, ideas, etc.
Paratactics: Two strategies to reach a goal
Parataxis: Two different Yellow or Checkered passenger-vehicles
Parathyroids: Two organs dat affect body-heat in mammals
Paratroopers: Two "statey" cops
Paratyphoid: A sort of warm-weather equivalent of double-pneumonia --- i.e., a severe infection during non-winter months
Paravanes: Two aerofoils
Parawings: What a bird or bat has
Parazoans: Two geographical areas controlled by certain laws
Feliz Navimom
Small children are naturally less shy and more trusting around women than men (that's one reason that kindergarten and lower-grade schoolteachers are traditionally female), so having a visit from "Mother Christmas" during Feliz Navimom sounds like a good idea to me, since it would often create less fear and anxiety among da little ones than da "big jolly bearded guy in a huge red snowsuit" often does when he comes to deliver presents.
Feliz Navimom by QuacksO October 27, 2020