Definitions by QuacksO

youngsterberry 

Da immature/unripened fruit of da Sambucus plant.

Both elderberry and youngsterberry fruits are toxic unless cooked; da age of said small delicacy is immaterial as far as edibility when raw.

youngsterberry by QuacksO March 12, 2021

wreckonomics 

Da study of da financial impact of chaos and destruction.

Wreckonomics can also refer to an educational course about various forms of insurance fraud, such as arson or swoop-and-squat.

wreckonomics by QuacksO March 12, 2021

clapacity 

How much smacking-together-of-palms thunder a particular crowd can produce.

Da larger da group of people, da greater its clapacity.

clapacity by QuacksO March 12, 2021

chapacity 

How much sun/wind someone's skin can withstand before starting to crack and/or bleed.

"Chapacity" can also refer to how they rate a particular dude's performance-limit in Merry Old England.

chapacity by QuacksO March 12, 2021

vexplanation 

Da reason dat someone is majorly frustrated.

Da fact dat someone had earbuds on when you were trying to speak to him is da obvious vexplanation as to why he didn't seem to hear anything you said.

vexplanation by QuacksO March 11, 2021

Texplanation 

Clarifying/revealing words regarding someone from da Lone Star State.

Hailing from da largest state in da Lower 48 is a good Texplanation for someone's southern drawl.

Texplanation by QuacksO March 11, 2021

rexplanation 

A clearly-stated canine-related reason for why something occurred.

Da logical rexplanation for why all da neighborhood dogs started barking at once was dat they saw a cat strolling through da area.

rexplanation by QuacksO March 11, 2021