Definitions by QuacksO

cullture 

Social norms and customs among da "floor-sweepings" of humanity.

I try not to be judgmental of my fellow humans based on economic or social status, plus I always root for da underdog, and so I find research of cullture to be a fascinating study.

cullture by QuacksO April 26, 2021

purrportion 

Refers to da average fractional amount of a typical day when Fluffy expresses his contentedness with soothing "throat thunder".

Different domestic felines have wildly-varying temperaments and expectations of their owners, so one can never even begin to predict what a particular fur-ball's purrportion is gonna be.

purrportion by QuacksO April 25, 2021

neckuity 

Da value of your uninjured throat as gauged by da length of time dat you've preserved its unscathed status.

Due to da Queen of Hearts' perpetually-simmering temper and her predisposition for executions, da neckuity of her courtiers and subjects was always in jeopardy.

neckuity by QuacksO April 25, 2021

whizdom

Shrewd knowledge regarding either moving very quickly or "draining your radiator".

If you are invited on short notice to remain in a public setting for an extended period, you should have sufficient whizdom to first hightail it to da Little Boy's/Girl's Room and completely empty your bladder.

whizdom by QuacksO April 25, 2021

refurbush 

To allow da "hair down there" to grow back.

I always appreciate ANY gal who's "willing", so I don't mind if she's decided to refurbush herself --- her obligingly spreading her legs is always a totally-welcome action for me, regardless of whether her "fun zone" is "clean-shaven" or not.

refurbush by QuacksO April 24, 2021

jennerosity 

Da measuring-unit of how liberal and giving Da Great Bruce (or "Caitlyn", for da progressive modern-day thinkers) is with his time and/or resources.

Not much seems to be said in da news about whether Bruce/Caitlyn donates to charity or otherwise displays significant jennerosity towards fellow humans, but Daughter Kylie is certainly famous for her giving and caring. Maybe Papa is more well-known for "genderosity" --- i.e., being a staunch and vocal advocate to promote respect and tolerance for all self-identifications and orientations.

jennerosity by QuacksO April 23, 2021

sfathering treatment 

Excessively-attentive behavior, but from one or more male individuals who are treating you in a "caring dad" manner. Opposite of "smothering" --- i.e., overly-close/coddling treatment from one or more "fussing and fluttering" humans of da female persuasion.

During Indiana Jones's growing-up years, Henry Sr. was always trying to make up for Junior's deceased mom's not being there to help nurture and care for him, and so Henry Sr. did his best to provide Indy with "sfathering treatment"; unfortunately --- in his valiant attempts to not subject Little Man to "smothering" --- he went too far in da other direction, and thus da flowering-into-adulthood Indy felt largely ignored and unloved on a personal level.

sfathering treatment by QuacksO April 22, 2021