Definitions by QuacksO

misstory 

Da past facts 'n' details regarding why a lady hasn't gotten hitched yet.

Hots chicks are in such demand by wife-seeking dudes dat it's a "misstery" why any of them would actually have a "misstory".

misstory by QuacksO November 21, 2023

fistory 

A documented timeline of punches 'n' pummels.

Da Three Stooges had quite a fistory of copiously clobbering and liberally lambasting each other.

fistory by QuacksO November 21, 2023

poptimistic 

Cheerfully confident dat a saucepan of "'splodin' cereal" will satisfactorily "do its thing".

One should not be overly poptimistic if da grain you're heating up with oil is either too old, or it's gotten really wet prior to being broiled.

poptimistic by QuacksO November 20, 2023

moptimist 

Someone who cheerfully thinks dat a particular spilled-substances puddle can be cleaned up just by simple swabbing.

One should not be overly moptimistic dat a sticky/gooey deposit on da floor can be easily removed wif just a bucket of water and a fluff-headed sweeping-instrument --- in many cases, a special cleaning-solution may be required to effectively "cut through" da mess.

moptimist by QuacksO November 20, 2023

GOPtimistic 

Feeling confident dat da Republicans will prevail in a vote, win da election, etc.

If you're overly GOPtimistic, it likely means dat either you don't see da "elephant in da room", or you've ignored a "white elephant" dat is gonna inconveniently/embarrassingly "rear its trunk" sometime in da not-too-distant future.

GOPtimistic by QuacksO November 20, 2023

oardinary 

Da standard and boring way of propelling a rowboat.

A fishing-buddy gave me an old storage-battery for powering my trolling-motor, and it lasted almost all da way through a fairly-lengthy journey across a sizeable lake and back; said aged lightning-cube finally ran out of steam a little while before I reached da shore on da return-trip, though, and so I hadda move da boat in da oardinary way for da last ten minutes.

oardinary by QuacksO November 20, 2023

fomented beverage 

An alcoholic drink that is used to "soothe the soul" of the person imbibing it.

Drinking beer isn't really the best way to calm down and forget your troubles; neither is literally using it as a "fomented beverage" --- i.e., pouring it all over yourself in an attempt to "douse the burning". All you end up doing is wasting a costly comestible and covering yourself in disgusting sticky odiferous foam that stains your clothes and body.

fomented beverage by QuacksO November 18, 2023