Definitions by QuacksO
unacceptabull
What messin' wif da big horned dude is, especially if he's feeling "horny" (which of course is usually **all da time**).
Sign posted on da split-rail fence surrounding a pasture: "Notice: The farmer allows hikers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges." So since said huge lumbering bovine residing inside said corral apparently considers said human intrusion to be so highly "unacceptabull", one's setting foot inside said enclosure would apparently be very "irresponsibull"!
unacceptabull by QuacksO February 29, 2024
massive-airflow sensor
Generally speaking, you wouldn't need a massive-airflow sensor to keep tabs on your butt-splutters: people's ears --- and often their noses, as well --- will be totally aware of each and "every toot you make" and "every wind you break"! (Have I been watching too much Weird Al???)
massive-airflow sensor by QuacksO February 29, 2024
protocole
Da generally-accepted-and-adhered-to set of rules and stipulations regarding either da famous "merry old soul" monarch, or crunchy garden-produce like broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower.
substitoot
Someone whom you employ to break wind in your stead (da word can also refer just to said "proxy" whizzpopper itself) on occasions where you'd thought dat you'd "really had a good one all ready", but then it turned out to merely be a "false alarm". Be sure to frequently feed said butt-splutter supplier a sizeable portion of baked beans, of course, so dat he can always be reliably "primed 'n' prepared" whenever a supplementary fart is required.
Da BFG never would need a substitoot --- actually, doubly so in his case --- because not only did he never have any trouble with copiously "blowing his trumpet" after drinking frobscottle, but as he told da Queen of England (and then noisily demonstrated said fact), he could still rip one "all on his own" --- i.e., regardless of whether or not he'd consumed any gas-producing foods in da recent past.
substitoot by QuacksO February 28, 2024
herediterry
Refers to your ancestors' traditionally preferring cotton-fleece garments, and so dat is why you yourself have such a strong liking for said warm 'n' comfy lounge-wear.
If your forebears loved to stroll around town in their fluffy white bathrobes, then they might have passed down a "herediterry" trait in TWO ways, in dat not only did they enjoy wearing said soft and absorbent fabric whenever possible, but they likely also had to endure frequent brief investigatory detainments from da local cops --- i.e., "Terry stops" --- due to their choosing said unusual-to-be-clad-in-when-occupying-a-public-place clothing, and so both da townspeople and any observing law-enforcement members would naturally wonder if said individuals were behaving themselves, in need of medical care, or even sane!
herediterry by QuacksO February 27, 2024
hareditary
Having a special interest in bunny-wabbits due to your ancestors also liking said small fuzzy herbivores.
I can see how Brer Fox would wanna eat Brer Rabbit, since dat is traditionally one of said scarlet carnivore's favorite dishes, and so his craving for said delicacy would be naturally hareditary. Brer Bear, on da other hand, could always claim dat his "foreBEARS" loved "fricasseed" rabbit, as well, and so dat is why he, too, is so obsessed wif "woasting" said annoying cotton-tailed hillock-hopper for "dinnah".
hareditary by QuacksO February 27, 2024