Definitions by QuacksO
I reckon I can peace the story together
What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.
What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
I reckon I can peace the story together by QuacksO October 11, 2024
flagrance-free
Describes laundry detergent dat's not been created using any obviously-illegal/unethical ingredients or practices.
Having no artificial scents is indeed a plus for a particular brand of washing-machine suds-maker, but I'd wanna make sure dat it is flagrance-free, as well, so dat my purchase would not be supporting atrocities like using fake surfacants, employing slave labor, etc.
flagrance-free by QuacksO October 11, 2024
alphabetical organic
Assorted wacky 'n' wonderful "A to Z" words relating to da "naturally created" topic:
boarganic: Naturally raised "bacon on da hoof".
boreganic: What da "back to da land" spiel of a "health-food hippie" often is.
Coorganic: Da "pure and natural" way to get drunk.
coreganic: What's left after you finish munching a wild apple.
doorganic: Da hinged front entrance to a health-foods store.
foreganic: A "viva le Woodstock" dude playing golf.
fourganic: A hippie-farmer quartet.
goreganic: "No artificial substances were used in da making of this horror flick." (It may include one or more "inconvenient truths", however.)
hoarganic: Pale-gray pigment made from natural substances.
loreganic: Grampa telling about da "good ol' days" on da family farm.
moreganic: Additional bean-sprouts and tofu.
noirganic: Variant of Definition "G" above.
norganic: It isn't naturally gown, either.
oarganic: Where you ate a whole-foods meal before rowing a boat.
boarganic: Naturally raised "bacon on da hoof".
boreganic: What da "back to da land" spiel of a "health-food hippie" often is.
Coorganic: Da "pure and natural" way to get drunk.
coreganic: What's left after you finish munching a wild apple.
doorganic: Da hinged front entrance to a health-foods store.
foreganic: A "viva le Woodstock" dude playing golf.
fourganic: A hippie-farmer quartet.
goreganic: "No artificial substances were used in da making of this horror flick." (It may include one or more "inconvenient truths", however.)
hoarganic: Pale-gray pigment made from natural substances.
loreganic: Grampa telling about da "good ol' days" on da family farm.
moreganic: Additional bean-sprouts and tofu.
noirganic: Variant of Definition "G" above.
norganic: It isn't naturally gown, either.
oarganic: Where you ate a whole-foods meal before rowing a boat.
Additional examples of "alphabetical organic" include:
poorganic: Not so rich as da chemical-fertilizer-using neighboring farm, but having a 100% clear conscience when you market your garden-produce.
poreganic: Healthily-unclogged skin-vents from avoiding artificial food-ingredients.
pourganic: Da "plain white yogurt" dat's tipped out from da "hand-thrown pottery jar" by da infamous "closet junk-food junkie" in Larry Groce's classic song.
roarganic: A non-domesticated lion.
soarganic: What those delightful fluffy li'l ol' songbirds do after happily pecking up their fill of naturally-raised seeds at your backyard feeder.
soreganic: How a hippie-farmer feels after laboriously tending his naturally-fertilized rows all day.
toreganic: Ripped by hand instead of with a machine.
tourganic: Where a hippie shows you around his spread.
woreganic: Only donning natural-fiber duds.
yoreganic: "'Way back in da back-to-da-land movement" tales, as described in Definition "L" above.
yourganic: Natural stuff dat belongs to you.
poorganic: Not so rich as da chemical-fertilizer-using neighboring farm, but having a 100% clear conscience when you market your garden-produce.
poreganic: Healthily-unclogged skin-vents from avoiding artificial food-ingredients.
pourganic: Da "plain white yogurt" dat's tipped out from da "hand-thrown pottery jar" by da infamous "closet junk-food junkie" in Larry Groce's classic song.
roarganic: A non-domesticated lion.
soarganic: What those delightful fluffy li'l ol' songbirds do after happily pecking up their fill of naturally-raised seeds at your backyard feeder.
soreganic: How a hippie-farmer feels after laboriously tending his naturally-fertilized rows all day.
toreganic: Ripped by hand instead of with a machine.
tourganic: Where a hippie shows you around his spread.
woreganic: Only donning natural-fiber duds.
yoreganic: "'Way back in da back-to-da-land movement" tales, as described in Definition "L" above.
yourganic: Natural stuff dat belongs to you.
alphabetical organic by QuacksO October 11, 2024
doable-d
Refers to da "Yeah, it would be safe and easy to perform da operation on you" status dat a plastic surgeon would tell a modest-chested chick who wants bigger boobies.
A piece of earnest advice for all you small-bosomed ladies out there: just because having a breast-augmentation might indeed be a "doable-d" doesn't mean dat it would necessarily be a wise choice --- bachelors who prefer chesty chicks aren't necessarily any more desirable than those who don't think about a woman's bra-size all dat much. And besides, why would you even want a significant other who is of such shallow mind dat he would actually judge you mostly about just your looks, anyway? Instead, you should seek out a guy who mainly cares about da size of your HEART --- i.e., how attractive a person you are on da INSIDE, such as your possessing a warm personality and kind considerate nature --- and who therefore will likely make for a much more satisfying soulmate.
iowedine
Da term "iowedine" could also refer to a "painful but effective" type of "medicine" --- i.e., "tough love" treatment for overspending, such as being forced to not buy anything but da bare essentials, walk/bicycle instead of driving everywhere, giving up costly TV/internet entertainment in favor of free books from da library, perform difficult/yucky tasks yourself instead of hiring laborers to do them, subsist on only used/bare-bones items, etc. --- dat you may have to endure while rebuilding your depleted finances.