Definitions by QuacksO
discrapancy
There has been so much discrapancy throughout the past 40 years of US. presidency that it would likely take a comparable number of decades to sort out all of these "alternative facts" and get to the bottom of everything that really happened.
discrapancy by QuacksO February 16, 2025
seek one's furtune
Now dat dealing in real animal-skins is a big no-no, one of da only alternative options might be to seek one's furtune in synthetic-fiber clothing.
seek one's furtune by QuacksO February 16, 2025
boaroscope
A tubular "look-see" device dat either (1) inspects a male pig for virility, or (2) checks for a lack of refinement in da test-subject.
If there are plenty of energetic little squealing porkers running around da sty, then I know dat da sow is being adequately inseminated, and I can usually tell right off if someone is a crude or overbearing jerk --- I don't need no fancy-pants boaroscope to help me determine either condition!
boaroscope by QuacksO February 15, 2025
bush light
A source of illumination to allow you to see a chick's "shrubbery thicket" when yer too drunk to locate it in da dark.
Dunno why ya would even need a bush light, since your being "half in da bag" would likely mean dat you'd have trouble "getting it up" in da first place...?
bush light by QuacksO February 15, 2025
visible lite
Da narrow electromagnetic-spectrum band dat da eyes of DUI-checkpoint cops are able to use to see if you've got any Miller pilsner cans in yer vehicle.
Ya should always be very careful to hide yer beer-stash whenever yer buddies drop over, as they are always on da lookout for visible lite!
visible lite by QuacksO February 15, 2025
sircharge
Da cute cheerleaders from da local football team allowed me to accompany them into their locker room for free so dat I could see them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said that there's be a sports-donation sircharge if I wanted to actually have touchy-feely privileges of their upstairs or downstairs "fun-bubbles".