by Qit January 13, 2004
Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.
by Qit February 26, 2004
An organization of rational adults of all sizes who, quite understandably, believe that fat people deserve the same respect as anyone else. Contrary to what their detractors may claim, they do not advocate gluttony, sloth, any of the five other deadly sins, or sitting on people.
"Joel just went off of another dumb diet...and he ended up fatter than he already was."
"That poor guy...always dieting and hitting the gym, but he never loses an ounce. What's he going to do now?"
"If he's smart, he's giving up dieting in favor of just eating right, finding a new gym that isn't swarming with bodybuilders, and joining NAAFA."
"That poor guy...always dieting and hitting the gym, but he never loses an ounce. What's he going to do now?"
"If he's smart, he's giving up dieting in favor of just eating right, finding a new gym that isn't swarming with bodybuilders, and joining NAAFA."
by Qit August 05, 2004
1) If we are to believe the Bible, the prototype for humanity. Large, utilitarian, and fun to play with; however, being only human, not always rational.
2) A human male which is not neotenous. Surprisingly rare.
2) A human male which is not neotenous. Surprisingly rare.
by Qit January 13, 2004
1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.
"Did you know that according to modern medicine, Joe is considered obese?"
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."
by Qit June 23, 2004
by Qit January 21, 2004
by Qit January 21, 2004