Qbert's definitions

shell

A shell is the command processor interface. The command processor is the program that executes operating system commands. The shell, therefore, is the part of the command processor that accepts commands. After verifying that the commands are valid, the shell sends them to another part of the command processor to be executed.

When Windows failed to boot, I needed to use a DOS shell.

by qbert July 18, 2004

2004

Hopefully the year Van Halen will finally release some new material.

It would be kick ass if Van Halen released a new album in 2004.

by Qbert February 9, 2004

Playboy

A magazine for men. Playboy has excellent nude pictorials and centerfolds.

When I moved in with my girlfriend, she made me get rid of all my Playboy magazines.

by Qbert August 23, 2003

Cancer

A disease that will eventually kill us all.

"I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back"

by Qbert January 26, 2004

Led Zeppelin

A band in which their lead singer (Robert Plant) screams like a banshee.

Led Zeppelin I is my favorite Zeppelin album.

by qbert October 3, 2003

gate

A term often used on IRC to refer to a proxy server IP address.

<IRCer1> I'm a load all my flood bots and flood this channel!

*Bots Join Channel*

<IRCer2> Thanks for the gates!

by qbert July 18, 2004

Levi

A famous jean maker. Levi Strauss is the person who invented jeans, and thank God he did!

My favorite Levi's jean is the 505s.

by Qbert September 11, 2003