Qbert's definitions

GetMem

GetMem() is the Turbo Pascal/Delphi equivalent to C/C++'s malloc() function; which is used for dynamic memory allocation in computer programming.

When the C programmer whipped out malloc(), the Pascal programmer whipped out GetMem() in defense.

by Qbert June 13, 2005

867-5309

One of the most famous telephone numbers in the world. Made famous by the 1980's song by Tommy Tutone. The number is a favorite among phreaks, prank callers, college students, or anyone else looking to raise some hell.

I called 867-5309 in my area code, and I got the Suicide Prevention Hotline.

by Qbert June 30, 2005

Bob Barker

A cranky, old, impatient game show host who needs to give it up. He always feels the need to make rude comments to the contestants of the show, and is always rushing them.

I couldn't agree more with Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore when he says, "I hate that Bob Barker".

Bob Barker: This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered!

Me: Why doesn't someone have you spayed or neutered??

by Qbert July 10, 2005

java

The bastard child of C++ that nobody wants.

Look at that Java written application. It's so slow and resource consuming...

by Qbert July 10, 2005

G Swervo

The realest OG of them all. He has your back in any situation; always down to ride with the homies to fuck shit up. Never hesitates to full send it in any situation.

“Yo did you see WymanIsland, that man for sure a G Swervo!”

by qbert January 28, 2020

let's fuck this bitch

A slang term for "Let's get out of here!". It can also mean to rape someone.

Guy 1: "Man, Let's fuck this bitch"

Guy 2: "Word, yo"

by Qbert July 5, 2004

SS

Super Slow. Often an emblem on many underpowered Chevy automobiles.

Guy 1: That's a Chevy Monte Carlo SS.
Guy 2: What does the "SS" stand for?
Guy 1: Super Slow.

by Qbert July 6, 2004