Qbert's definitions

asterisk

asterisk is open source PBX software designed for the Linux operating system.

asterisk eliminates the need of buying hundreds or even thousands of dollars worth of dedicated PBX hardware.

Aside from Linux, asterisk also runs on various other operating systems, including: BSD, OS X, and now the Windows operating system using "AstWind" package.

Admin: We need a PBX for our organization, but we're kinda low on cash to buy expensive PBX hardware...

Assistant: No problem! Use asterisk, the open source Linux PBX.

Admin: I feel so stupid...

by Qbert February 2, 2005

tnt

A kick ass AC/DC song! Has a good guitar riff, like all of AC/DC's songs.

"TNT" by AC/DC, rocks!

by Qbert September 1, 2003

cpu

Central Processing Unit.

A CPU is basically the brains of your computer. Without a CPU, your computer would be an expensive paperweight.

I'm still running an Intel Celeron 500MHz CPU.

by Qbert October 28, 2003

G Swervo

The realest OG of them all. He has your back in any situation; always down to ride with the homies to fuck shit up. Never hesitates to full send it in any situation.

“Yo did you see WymanIsland, that man for sure a G Swervo!”

by qbert January 28, 2020

winmx

A high quality internet file sharing program developed by Frontcode Technologies. WinMX is a good program for downloading mp3 files, software, movies, and all other types of useful data files.

Some users on the WinMX networks are bastards. They disconnect you even if you are sharing 700+ files!

Guy 1: Sweet merciful crap! You got Windows Longhorn!?! Where the hell did you get that?!!?

Guy 2: Off of WinMX...

by Qbert February 26, 2004

Levi

A famous jean maker. Levi Strauss is the person who invented jeans, and thank God he did!

My favorite Levi's jean is the 505s.

by Qbert September 11, 2003

golf

One of the best models Volkswagen ever produced. The VW Rabbit would be a close second.

My VW Golf gets better gas mileage than your lame riced up Honda Civic.

by Qbert October 7, 2004