Qbert's definitions

windows

An operating system that destroyed the internet as we know it. When Microsoft introduced Windows 95, they opened the door for the scums of the internet.

Windows is like a Jaguar. They're both high priced, and they're both unreliable.

by Qbert January 21, 2005

G Swervo

The realest OG of them all. He has your back in any situation; always down to ride with the homies to fuck shit up. Never hesitates to full send it in any situation.

“Yo did you see WymanIsland, that man for sure a G Swervo!”

by qbert January 28, 2020

cpu

Central Processing Unit.

A CPU is basically the brains of your computer. Without a CPU, your computer would be an expensive paperweight.

I'm still running an Intel Celeron 500MHz CPU.

by Qbert October 28, 2003

Clerks

One of the best cult classic movies of the 1990s. Clerks was written and directed by Kevin Smith, and was released in late 1994.

In my opinion, Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.


Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?

Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.

by Qbert May 15, 2004

gate

A term often used on IRC to refer to a proxy server IP address.

<IRCer1> I'm a load all my flood bots and flood this channel!

*Bots Join Channel*

<IRCer2> Thanks for the gates!

by qbert July 18, 2004

Bob Barker

A cranky, old, impatient game show host who needs to give it up. He always feels the need to make rude comments to the contestants of the show, and is always rushing them.

I couldn't agree more with Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore when he says, "I hate that Bob Barker".

Bob Barker: This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered!

Me: Why doesn't someone have you spayed or neutered??

by Qbert July 10, 2005

shell

A shell is the command processor interface. The command processor is the program that executes operating system commands. The shell, therefore, is the part of the command processor that accepts commands. After verifying that the commands are valid, the shell sends them to another part of the command processor to be executed.

When Windows failed to boot, I needed to use a DOS shell.

by qbert July 18, 2004