An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.
by Qbert August 22, 2003

Without a doubt, the best free UNIX-like operating system available. NetBSD is known for it's portability, security, and stability. I would even go as far to say NetBSD is even better than OpenBSD. FreeBSD would be a close second to NetBSD. NetBSD is also superior to the UNIX ripoff operating system: "Linux".
Compared to to many distributions of Linux, such as "Slackware", NetBSD is easier to install, is more secure, and is more stable.
by Qbert May 12, 2004

by qbert January 29, 2006

totally fucking suite. one time, me and ytcracker smoked mad marlboro reds and hollered at batman on the batman phone. do not front, because even if you're jealous, you've got to come to the realization that you're a hater. must suck to be an aohaxor and never make a name for yourself :)
by qbert April 05, 2005

A British car manufacturer that has a reputation of designing and building low quality so-called "Luxury" cars. Jaguars can often be seen with a Reject sticker on the windshield.
1. I saw a guy trying to start his Jaguar, and he couldn't get the engine to turn over for the world!
2. I wouldn't drive a Jaguar even if it was given to me free!
2. I wouldn't drive a Jaguar even if it was given to me free!
by Qbert October 12, 2004

A great album by the rock band Pink Floyd. The Wall has many great songs such as "Young Lust", "Hey You", "Comfortably Numb", and many other memorable tunes. The Wall was released in 1979, but it sounds fresh, even today!
by Qbert February 08, 2004

A high quality internet file sharing program developed by Frontcode Technologies. WinMX is a good program for downloading mp3 files, software, movies, and all other types of useful data files.
Some users on the WinMX networks are bastards. They disconnect you even if you are sharing 700+ files!
Some users on the WinMX networks are bastards. They disconnect you even if you are sharing 700+ files!
Guy 1: Sweet merciful crap! You got Windows Longhorn!?! Where the hell did you get that?!!?
Guy 2: Off of WinMX...
Guy 2: Off of WinMX...
by Qbert February 26, 2004
