by qbert September 24, 2003
One of the best cult classic movies of the 1990s. Clerks was written and directed by Kevin Smith, and was released in late 1994.
In my opinion, Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.
Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
by Qbert May 16, 2004
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by Qbert July 06, 2004
An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.
by Qbert August 23, 2003
asterisk is open source PBX software designed for the Linux operating system.
asterisk eliminates the need of buying hundreds or even thousands of dollars worth of dedicated PBX hardware.
Aside from Linux, asterisk also runs on various other operating systems, including: BSD, OS X, and now the Windows operating system using "AstWind" package.
asterisk eliminates the need of buying hundreds or even thousands of dollars worth of dedicated PBX hardware.
Aside from Linux, asterisk also runs on various other operating systems, including: BSD, OS X, and now the Windows operating system using "AstWind" package.
Admin: We need a PBX for our organization, but we're kinda low on cash to buy expensive PBX hardware...
Assistant: No problem! Use asterisk, the open source Linux PBX.
Admin: I feel so stupid...
Assistant: No problem! Use asterisk, the open source Linux PBX.
Admin: I feel so stupid...
by Qbert February 02, 2005
A legendary rock band. They wrote songs like "My Generation", "Love Rein O'er Me", "The Seeker", "Wont Get Fooled Again", "Baba O' Riley", and a bunch of other songs.
by Qbert October 10, 2003