Qbert's definitions
One of the best cult classic movies of the 1990s. Clerks was written and directed by Kevin Smith, and was released in late 1994.
In my opinion, Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.
Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
by Qbert May 15, 2004
Get the Clerksmug. A place where you have to walk on eggshells. In other words, you gotta be careful about what you post to a newsgroup, otherwise, you may end up getting flamed.
by Qbert July 28, 2004
Get the newsgroupmug. A type of modem that relies on a computer's CPU, software, and the Windows operating system to work. Winmodems are known to be system resource hogs, and usually come with buggy drivers causing system instability.
Though Winmodems are intended to be used with the Windows operating system, there are Linux drivers available. Regardless of what you may read or hear, Winmodems are not real modems.
Though Winmodems are intended to be used with the Windows operating system, there are Linux drivers available. Regardless of what you may read or hear, Winmodems are not real modems.
Controller-based modems are superior to Winmodems because they don't rely on your computer's CPU or operating system to work.
by Qbert February 8, 2005
Get the winmodemmug. by Qbert October 17, 2004
Get the GMmug. by Qbert July 30, 2004
Get the cahpsmug. A British car manufacturer that has a reputation of designing and building low quality so-called "Luxury" cars. Jaguars can often be seen with a Reject sticker on the windshield.
1. I saw a guy trying to start his Jaguar, and he couldn't get the engine to turn over for the world!
2. I wouldn't drive a Jaguar even if it was given to me free!
2. I wouldn't drive a Jaguar even if it was given to me free!
by Qbert October 12, 2004
Get the jaguarmug. Why you fuckin' hard on!! I'll fuckin' Carlton Fisk ya fuckin' head with a Lousiville fuckin' sluggah!!
by Qbert July 30, 2004
Get the hard onmug.